Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[del_toid]

because mike david was molested as a child by his jewish uncle who was living with his grandma who took care of him most of his young life when his parents were at work he has that sort of mirroring thing April does where he becomes whatever his Favorite Person wants, and in between seasons 13-19 that was Sven so he became a nazi who sang songs like "kill the gays and the faggots" and i enjoy that part of him, but every thing outside of the years 2015-2021 is him being dead to me

Damn nigga this is one long ass sentence

 

[Vibralldo]

Since it's unlikely to happen it sounds more like:

"i didnt get what i wanted but the farms is stupid for believing this as to why i didnt get what i wanted...therefore i win" -nick cuckieta

Nick should be ashamed that it's very well in the realm of believability that he'd try and get out of his probation by trying to become an anti drug spokesman

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The source also said that Nick wants April but has been forced to choose Kayla. Source also said that Nick is "completely broken".

If true, this makes me happier than it should. He deserves nothing less.

 

[Folgers Can]

I'll add a clip if someone posts it and I see it. Can't timestamp, stream is still live.

Stallyn19 clipped while it was still live:

This "source" still sounds like some rando making educated guesses at best, or Nick using some rando as a foil to pass along bullshit bait at worst, but we'll probably never get to know.

 

[Pedophobe]

Does anyone know what actually happened?

Did any kiwis go to the hearing?

Our regular reporter couldn't make it and all the action once again took place behind closed doors anyway.

The outcome was different from last time though, because a plea hearing has been scheduled. Last time the result was another conference (this one that just happened). So it seems there's nothing left to discuss and it's time to move on to the next phase, which will happen about five weeks from now.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

What do you mean you didnt choose the ape, get disowned by your family, get kicked out of the house and lose everything else and THEN live life on the 'lam' and become ip2 streamer nick? What are you, a coward? Where's your spirit of freedom?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Wait, she's only 30?
Rough.

The drugs have worked well in ruining her complexion. The mark of the junkie is permanent with these three.

 

[Max Caulfield]

Looks like he took a plea deal.

Plea hearing is on 1/24/2025.

- A relation of Nick's made him choose between being a "trad Christian family guy" and the "blond whore". Nick has chosen Kayla and April's been excommunicated. (Can't quote @Melty Butter )

3 Dead, 14 Injured. New Hearing set for late January/early February.

Longshot: Our Wife turns coat, files divorce, goes on Kino Casino to do a Tell-All. Josh is invited but arrives late, re-states his original offer for the Bodycam Footage which she at first denies, but later agrees to after becoming a little bit too aggressively flirty with Dear Feeder.
Heavy shitposting causes The Toe to think he's being cucked (again, but not actually). He spiral and attacks the Farms.
Heavy DDOS attacks take down the site close to Valentine's Day causing most users to miss BossmanJack's return stream.
Kayla's progressive initiation into the site has her mostly talking shit in Beauty Parlor, but inevitably she finds a freshly released Austin.
By June 2025 both Chris-Chan & Bossman have kids on the way.
Null has his first Pillstream.

This is the way their marriage ends. This is the way their marriage ends. This is the way their marriage ends. Not with a whimper, but a balldo.

 

[Melty Butter]

Per a source Aaron trusts, kinda, because Nick just randomly DM'd this nobody on X (although at other points Aaron says this person spoke to Nick). I will refer to this source as DEEP THROAT:

Apologies. I didn't see your post when I posted. I thought I was caught up. Yours is more comprehensive but we got to the same place.

I= 19 times
Me= 6 times
My= 3 times
Myself= 1 time
I've= 1 time
(Cringe Cuck= 100% of the time)

This is so brilliant in its simplicity and total proof of his narcissism.

 

[JackoVerde]

Our regular reporter couldn't make it and all the action once again took place behind closed doors anyway.

The outcome was different from last time though, because a plea hearing has been scheduled. Last time the result was another conference (this one that just happened). So it seems there's nothing left to discuss and it's time to move on to the next phase, which will happen about five weeks from now.

So all 3 will plea?

 

[Captain Manning]

• Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.
• He would also go to schools to promote no drugs and counsel about not taking drugs.
• Nick thought the plea hearings were horse trading, rather than standard practice. (Take it or leave it.)

Aaron may or may not be full of it, but I kinda think Nick WOULD propose something this retarded. Wouldn't you?

Not that they would accept it, but that he would TRY it.

Nick is so delusional and arrogant he still thinks he is a social media darling/expert instead of a burned out has-been that few people want to watch anymore.

Nick DENIED April. IN spite of his chats and calls with Melton.

God, please let this be true. It would be so funny. All that shit, and he wouldn't be able to keep his side ho. He'd be right back where he started but on probation with a suspended sentence.

 

[Vibralldo]

The drugs have worked well in ruining her complexion. The mark of the junkie is permanent with these three.

They'd make great before and after cocaine infographics

Nick can still make his (alleged) dream of helping warn kids about the dangers of drugs and alcohol come true!

 

[RandyMiskatonic]

Edit 2: Looking at my notes more carefully: The source also said that Nick wants April but has been forced to choose Kayla. Source also said that Nick is "completely broken".

Such is life in Balldoberranzan for male drow.

 

[JamFlowMan]

• Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.
• He would also go to schools to promote no drugs and counsel about not taking drugs.

Not buying this is true, but imagining it were it would be hilarious if these were added into the plea but the alcohol ban wasn't removed.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

The house sale is Celeste's leverage in making sure April is gone. I bet Nick has been told if April comes back the sale gets reversed.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The real risk for the old balldo crack shack is the house inspector. If things come out real bad, the buyer may bail (unless Nick takes a haircut on it). That then looks like a real red flag to future potential buyers.

 

[Pedophobe]

So all 3 will plea?

I think the recent proceeding was for Nick only. The others theoretically have the option to do something different if they want.

 

[Strix454]

What do you mean you didnt choose the ape, get disowned by your family, get kicked out of the house and lose everything else and THEN live life on the 'lam' and become ip2 streamer nick? What are you, a coward? Where's your spirit of freedom?

He and April could always move in with Ralph in Mexico. Total freedom there Nick. Neither your parents or the Man can tell you what to do in Mexico.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

• 2-3 years, no drugs or booze.
• Nick's sweet offer to the state was he'd transform his popular youtube channel in exchange for becoming an anti-drugs channel... in exchange for forgoing a 2 year ban on booze during his probation.
• He would also go to schools to promote no drugs and counsel about not taking drugs.
• Nick thought it was horse trading, rather than standard practice.
• Powers that be basically told Nick it's either Ape, or everything else in his life
• Per this source, during Nick's original negotiations with Rumble, he straight-faced told them to put him on their board of directors, because he had some good ideas for the platform.

I would think a lot of that is factually true. Aaron's retarded, though, so his "this is why" speculation is also retarded. I kept the list of what I think is more factual. My own retarded "why" reasoning follows.

- 2-3 years probation is standard. Probably no alcohol. Def no drugs.

- Nick becoming an "anti-drug channel" is possibly the "value added" proposition he alluded to in November. I believe he said that once the state saw the value in it, they would agree with him. Nick is just retarded enough to think children should watch him get drunk on YT to hear his anti-drug message. Or that the state would quid pro quo that. BTW, I'd love to see the judge order 1,000 hours of community service in a shelter just because.

- Only Nick thinks he should counsel children. In his own twisted logic, he probably tried to get the state to drop child endangerment because it would be harder for them to get a clearance for him to teach children.

- I think the powers that be is probation. I don't think the county atty that represented KCHHS for child custody and the state for the criminal case wants April around the children (or coke whores in general). Another condition of probation.

- Nick has always thought he's the smartest guy in the room. Without any experience other than as user, of course he'd think the next step for him is Rumble Board of Directors. Nick is the kind of idiot that thinks winning the PowerBall jackpot qualifies him to be on the board of Bank of America. He's got "ideas."

As an aside, I'm betting Nick isn't paying his attorney and that is one reason why the guy that wrote his appeal is gone. Bills are beneath Nick. Probably told the Barneswalker to fire up youtube and Nick would come on to drive up views and superchats. Barneswalker didn't realize he was being paid in "exposure" at Nick's regular Ad Rate. Being Nick's defense lawyer is worth millions according to nick. According to Nick he never promised to pay the Barneswalker anything.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don't know how to crosspost but I put this in Rekieta's thread wrt what Aaron said today about the possible imminent eviction of April.
(Advice on crossposting is welcome. Thanks in advance.)

Quote yourself in the thread you want to crosspost in. Easiest way.

The real risk for the old balldo crack shack is the house inspector. If things come out real bad, the buyer may bail (unless Nick takes a haircut on it). That then looks like a real red flag to future potential buyers.

Something is gonna happen with April. And fairly soon. Either she's gonna have to move into the main house, or she's gonna have to be gone.

I think the terms of the plea deal will shed light on what might happen, but we are probably gonna have to wait a while longer to find out.