General Wrestling Discussion

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Why do you have to do this to yourself, Darby? What a fucking retard. And fuck the company as well that enables him to do this stupid shit.

 

[MirrorNoir]

They are working towards Perry joining Moxs shitty faction and i presume a returning Omega is going to be the one to take the belt off Mox with the Bucks and someone like Garcia that they are trying to build up as his back-up.

The Deathriderz thing is utter shit and they need to have Kenny utterly fucking bury them. The whole angle is that they are trying to "destroy AEW" so have the most elite of the Elite embarrass them and put the whole dogshit angle to bed.

Everyone in the faction is so much better than the nonsense they are doing now. It's literally just WCW-level run-in after run-in for any match or angle they are vaguely involved in. There's only so many times you can watch them stomp down whoever before it means nothing.

They do the spot where Marina attacks/fronts up to a good guy who refuses to attack her so he gets sneak attacked by one of Moxs guys every single fucking week.

Kenny Omega suck so badly along with the rest of the Elite and their dick riders (Perry, Cutler) that sending them up against the Death riders would turn Moxley's bullshit band face in a heartbeat. Which might be Moz's plan since he's just as egomaniac as Omega's crew of divas.

 

[CyrusHowler]

Which might be Moz's plan since he's just as egomaniac

Moxley isn’t an egomaniac.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

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very obvious teaser may well be for Netflix RAW

I am soooooooooooooooo fucking hyped about mah boi penta getting a gold watch run in That Company Up North, and if he actually gets a minute to be the solo act of Penta[xx] instead of The Lucha Bros. Penta And Fenix for a change it'll be great
the wife is also hyped she's been on the penta train since before LU too

Jerry Lawler lives rent free like a methed up hobo in my head with the “PUPPIES!” and in general Attitude Era views on women.
I’m sure there are fans of Jerry Lawler here, just not my cup of tea after those 13 year olds he was caught with and pled guilty to witness tampering and something else.
Either way it horrified me when one of the little crackerettes apparently smiled and waved at The King because he seemed sad.
Whatever, skipped him for Jake the Snake.

I had a decent time with my interaction with Lawler

once upon a time I was running a booth at Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con and Lawler was the guest, he made it a point to shake the hand of everybody, a few years later I had a buddy who was a worker who explained how that was actually a very serious thing that The King made it a point to be humble among a new locker room, so to speak
just sorta curious

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

Why do you have to do this to yourself, Darby? What a fucking retard. And fuck the company as well that enables him to do this stupid shit.

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I wait with baited breath the reaction to this retard necking himself live one day. A random freak accident in a routine match crippled Droz and probably scarred D'lo Brown for life, and this fucking faggot gets hit by a bus, gets to barely walk away, and doesn't sit down and think "shit bro, maybe I'm lucky, maybe I'm blessed by some cosmic force or (insert religious deity of choice)" and keeps pushing it. And he has the balls to talk shit about Kurt Angle?

Pfft, fuck him.

 

[Harm]

Why do you have to do this to yourself, Darby? What a fucking retard. And fuck the company as well that enables him to do this stupid shit.

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All Embarrassing Wrestling

I miss when wrestling was about two men competing to win a match instead of vanilla midgets trying to emulate Here Comes The Pain simulations.

 

[Would]

just not my cup of tea after those 13 year olds he was caught with and pled guilty to witness tampering and something else.

You're not gonna like many wrestlers who made it in the business then.
You mention Lita and Trish. Did you know Lita would regularly get ring rats for the boys to enjoy, sometimes drunk and under the pretense of meeting, say, Jeff Hardy but ending up with Chavo or Viscera?
They're all carny scum, and once you can accept that, you can enjoy them as entertainers. PUPPIES!!!

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Marina Shafir is just ungodly amounts of lame.

I'm supposed to buy this tiny, mediocre mixed martial artist/failed wrestler is intimidating and badass?

It would honestly be kind of worth it if she ate a piledriver through a table on the outside, circa 2000 ECW Rhino but that's never going to happen again.

I'm getting more enjoyment out of GLEAT and even their watered down, inferior interpretation of UWF-i than 95 percent of AEW TV.

 

[CyrusHowler]

I am soooooooooooooooo fucking hyped about mah boi penta getting a gold watch run in That Company Up North

My old man loves Penta so much he wants to learn Spanish to be able to talk to him.


Danhausen in WWE would be big dimes and honestly so would Orange despite Cornette’s hate boner for him. But I truly want the Outrunners to make it over to The Fed. WWE has the history to make old school gimmicks work, they just seem weird and out of place in AEW and that includes FTR.

 

[AllieKat]

Lawler is a piece of shit who should be in jail for raping that 13 year old. Rumor has it that there's other victims, too.

I went to school with one of his nephews and he even described his uncle as a creepy old man. Felt bad for the dude actually

Why do you have to do this to yourself, Darby? What a fucking retard. And fuck the company as well that enables him to do this stupid shit.

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Tell me the difference between that and this:

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Why do you have to do this to yourself, Darby? What a fucking retard. And fuck the company as well that enables him to do this stupid shit.

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I'm telling other people that this guy doing the Coffin Drops will be paralyzed before he reaches 40. Dude should already change his finisher, even if it's a simple one that at least doesn't involve hitting your spine first, for his health's sake but we know he won't do it.

Marina Shafir is just ungodly amounts of lame.

I'm supposed to buy this tiny, mediocre mixed martial artist/failed wrestler is intimidating and badass?

She should have done a promo with Edge, maybe we might get more laughs aside from her bored looks:

Edge: "You think you know me?"

Marina: "You don’t know me!"

 

[Snack Cracker]

You're not gonna like many wrestlers who made it in the business then.
You mention Lita and Trish. Did you know Lita would regularly get ring rats for the boys to enjoy, sometimes drunk and under the pretense of meeting, say, Jeff Hardy but ending up with Chavo or Viscera?
They're all carny scum, and once you can accept that, you can enjoy them as entertainers. PUPPIES!!!

I did, did you know how Lita paid for her lucha training when she went down to Puerto Rico?

Still a huge difference between being a whore and being a child rapist that watches cartoons with them in his room first.

 

[trent]

Tell me the difference between that and this:

More non-wrestling fans know who super humman is.

Darby is killing himself for around 500K smarks.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Tell me the difference between that and this:

This video made me laugh. The Darby video didn't.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

god i fucking hate super humman

 

[A.P. Hill]

Moxley isn’t an egomaniac.

Mox is too big of a drunk to be an egomaniac.

 

[Rick The Stick]

You're not gonna like many wrestlers who made it in the business then.
You mention Lita and Trish. Did you know Lita would regularly get ring rats for the boys to enjoy, sometimes drunk and under the pretense of meeting, say, Jeff Hardy but ending up with Chavo or Viscera?
They're all carny scum, and once you can accept that, you can enjoy them as entertainers. PUPPIES!!!

It's pretty reasonable for someone to draw the line at pedophilia. Pretending otherwise is just retarded.

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

You mention Lita and Trish. Did you know Lita would regularly get ring rats for the boys to enjoy, sometimes drunk and under the pretense of meeting, say, Jeff Hardy but ending up with Chavo or Viscera?

source? and if you say meltzer im gonna bite your nose off

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Tell me the difference between that and this:

Honestly Darby should copy it or get a sock puppet.

 

[Hijo de D. Woodchucks Jr.]

I'm telling other people that this guy doing the Coffin Drops will be paralyzed before he reaches 40. Dude should already change his finisher, even if it's a simple one that at least doesn't involve hitting your spine first, for his health's sake but we know he won't do it.


She should have done a promo with Edge, maybe we might get more laughs aside from her bored looks:

Edge: "You think you know me?"

Marina: "You don’t know me!"

Marina should have a Bobby Hill gimmick. But instead of a cock punt, she judo flips people.