DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corner Demon]

DSP saying shit like "I guess people didn't want the react and wanted gameplay" after shitting on his paypig for suggesting the same thing is pure gold

 

[myone]

One of the final messages IronCuckedSakai left before getting banned was how he was going to go live and talk "some insane shit" about Phillip if he tried anything... Well, he did go live after getting un-modded and banned; and it was a pretty cozy therapy session for him . You would think he wasn't a paypig/mod for the guy with how little he had to say about the experience.

I'll archive it here since there is speculation of him being OIC. It's him talking with a black screen on the whole stream. (VOLUME WARNING, loud music at the beginning. Yapping starts at 3:37)

https://kick.com/ironchefsakaireal/videos/4c26dc33-4082-4a9b-b148-a52ccc0ec7c4

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The few things that stand out to me:

- Says he isn't OIC, nor anyone else. He is IronChefSakai and that's it. (doubt)
- Will go on detractor shows so I guess prepare for hearing this faggot on WPIG, Agent Proper or whatever the fuck.
- Allegedly a retired man with a wife and a cat.
- Wanted to keep going until he got access to the secret discord but TODAY of all days was the day he decided to chimp out. The reacting was that bad. lmao
- Shows some desire to transition into streaming and/or detracting now as if he is an instant celeb. Really gay.

What a fucking dented faggot. Gets pimp slapped by DSP like a complete bitch and goes, "I never liked him anyway, duuuuuh. I was just pretending to be retarded, infiltrating the gout fort (*is that how you say it?*)! I didn't want to blow my cover!"

Hell yeah, giving hundreds to one of the biggest dipshits on the internet, what a marvelous trolling endeavor. You were really close to felting Phil for good there, ICS. People who give money to DSP really are something else.

My brain is already melting out of my ears after listening to 10 minutes of this cope show.

 

[Quindoll]

It's all a gayop. Whale will return and shill out or be replaced. We also have had that pattern for countless times. Nothing ever happens.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil was really hoping that a big chunk of the Joon video was going to feature him and seems puzzled about MIH-TOH-KUR having him as pfp but that not being explained, like it's relevant to anything. He already said "I guess people were hoping that I was gonna be featured in the documentary" as justification for people not giving a shit about his react when literally no one expected that since he's non-existent on Metokur's lore.
It's also funny when you consider that his whole plan for his interview was going to be talking about Metokur's story with him (same he did with Tolomeo).

EDIT: literally just said "a lot of people had the impression it was gonna cover Metokur ragging on me[...] because of that it ended up being not very interesting". He really was expecting Metokur's documentary to be about him...

Dsps history has been well documented for 20 fucking years -phil leotardo-!

I wanted to fuck Rambo, but I compromised. I married a horse instead

I think you meant a whooah-rse.
The Sidescrollers interview, whatever happened there...

 

[Cucktry Roads]

You can tell that he was upset at the end there. He fully expected to make a lot of money. I think the ICS bucks situation is weighing heavily on him too. I can't fucking wait for him to play coin game next cause that's gonna show how boring and unsupported that game actually is and we'll see him wagequit it.

 

[PieceofShet]

Holy Paper Mario Style Stalling!!!!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

DSP saying shit like "I guess people didn't want the react and wanted gameplay" after shitting on his paypig for suggesting the same thing is pure gold

His old pay piggies begged him to not get into drama/right wing politics. He laughed at them. Hell, he banned one today. He reaps what he sow. I think this stream hit him hard. The whole “nobody wants to collaborate with me”. No shit, you are a has been who just got into the light again from downies like moist covering you
He burnt so many bridges with his old pigs, that I think it’s going to be hard for him to get the amount of income he once had. He only got 30 bucks on his last stream. Lol F in chat boy.

You can tell that he was upset at the end there. He fully expected to make a lot of money. I think the ICS bucks situation is weighing heavily on him too. I can't fucking wait for him to play coin game next cause that's gonna show how boring and unsupported that game actually is and we'll see him wagequit it.

Dumb drama shit like this brings in the big bucks from ‘tards and, with him making only 30 bucks tonight, proves his pigs are leaving him. Lol

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Phil mentioned how doctors are idiots and don't know what they're talking about. That and they shouldn't do bloodwork to figure out what's wrong with a person, as they should just look at a person and know automatically on what's going on with them.

Uh, Phil. That's not how anatomy works - yes, you can tell physically on what's going on with a person, IF they show physical symptoms. If you see yellow skin all over a person's body, that is a tell tale sign of liver failure, however...the only true way to see if it's true IF you can run...bloodwork! Running bloodwork can tell a LOT on what's going on with a person - it's used to test for STD's/STI's, diabetes, protein levels , A1C, K (Potassium) levels, calcium levels, etc....You can't do that by a physical observation. Yes, a physical observation can do a lot, but unless you're able to run those tests, there's no way to tell.

Also, bloodwork is usually done by a tech known as a phlebotomist, not a doctor. A doctor, a PA (Physician Assistant), or NP (Nurse Practitioner) ORDER the bloodwork and once it's done, they look at the results of the bloodwork and make their clinical diagnosis. That includes YEARS of medical training, along with a four year residency for a doctor. PA's and NP's are assistants to doctors. A PA/NP residency is 12 months, while a doctor's is usually 4 years, however, NP's are Registered Nurses with a Masters degree, same with PA's, but they can clinically diagnosis and write prescriptions for patients. They are not people that do a page 2 Google search and go "Oh, you have this." That's not how it works, Phil.

Now, I'll give Phil credit....yes, there are doctors out there that even I question how they got into medical school, but it's RARE! Not saying they exist, but it's rare to meet a Phil-like doctor. They're out there, but they're usually called out for being a moron and go and do something else.

That said, continue making yourself a "expert" on a area you knowing about, Phil. Your Dunnng-Kruger is on full effect.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Assuming it isn't all an act so ICS/OIC/Whoever can come back under a new sock, you know DSP is gonna be DMing ICS after the stream to try and "work things out".

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

It’s great content whenever the paypigs revolt. Not only is it satisfying to see someone wake the fuck up but it’s always really funny seeing Phil try to act like an internet tough guy while internally freaking out.

 

[Free Jasper]

Yesterday was amazing. It’s been a while since I’ve laughed so hard at Phillip. There’s was a lot but here’s my highlights;

- I’ve mentioned before but one of my favourite things he does is declare “I’m not a lolcow” as if it’s a bland office job he can just resign from. Phillip, you have a literal small army of people that follow you for the lols. You don’t get to decide what they find funny.
Yesterday was the sweetest version of this I’ve ever heard as it’s come on the back of weeks of insanity and a borderline breakdown that day.

- When he banned iron cuck he angrily shouted “YOU CAN TELL IM CHILL!”. I got tears laughing at that. WPIG needs it as a sound clip.

- After spending 20 minutes desperately trying to retcon his history with sidescrollers AGAIN (funny in itself), someone mentions RTU and he says “I don’t like going over old things over and over. I’ve said everything I can say about him. I don’t want to beat a dead horse.”This was LITERAL MINUTES after he’d just gone over the whole sidescrollers story again for the 500th time and said the same old shit he always says. Phillip, you love dead horses. Keep feeding Khat doordash and you’ll soon be married to one.
Also the sidescrollers rant came minutes after saying he was no longer a drama streamer.

Honourable mention: saying ‘Right wing grifter content is an easy way to make money’ despite DSPolitics crashing like his car on the freeway then SECONDS LATER someone in chat asking him why DSPolitics was failing and him not seeing the point they’re making.

Those were my top 3 in a very entertaining day. He’s cracking up and I’m here for it.

Not a lolcow though.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

I don't know if ICS's stream proved or debunked that it's OIC for certain (don't know if there are any recordings of OIC out there) but today we already got a mysterious new whale appearing while ICS was going on a rant. I seriously doubt that was a coincidence, but if it was and this is yet another whale that walked away, then the real OIC will finally step up now that he's the favorite again.
If it IS the troon then he will make Phil squirm for a day or two before a bunch of mysterious socks appear to take ICS's place. All that talk about how Phil is his bitch yet will continue to cave in. I wish this dumb faggot realized he's the one dancing for Phil.

Also, no live daily wrap and no going to KC to beg anymore.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Imagine paying hundreds just to get in the good graces of a fat polish faggot so that he can let you into his Discord to infiltrate it. Truly a dent to the end. My brain hurts train to rationalize and understand why dents are so fucking dumb.

 

[HorseSense]

I guess getting ghosted constantly by the people he's been inviting to his dumb show finally got to him, he has given up. Now they are cowards. Not even the people that milk him want to touch him with a 10ft pole.

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So he's just going to forget how he "ran for the hills" from Craig? And what did he really expect? He was on an obvious revenge tour obviously propped up by some drama hounds. Reaches out to people to trap them, lies about their desire to be on his stream, and got played every time.

 

[lupinthethird]

So he's just going to forget how he "ran for the hills" from Craig? And what did he really expect? He was on an obvious revenge tour obviously propped up by some drama hounds. Reaches out to people to trap them, lies about their desire to be on his stream, and got played every time.

I caught the end of tonight's stream and he unironically said "I exposed Craig" in regards to the second interview. Pure delusion.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

DSP saying shit like "I guess people didn't want the react and wanted gameplay" after shitting on his paypig for suggesting the same thing is pure gold

It always comes to "Guess I'll go back to streaming videogames again" when these days happen.

Until the next stupid fuckin impromptu impulsive way he can sit there and NOT play videogames comes up and its a coin flip on if its successful or not on money.

Was just last night where he totally felt the trolls, make it rain baby, kings tax, and I'm actually doing good if you do the math(forbidden)because it all evens out!

 

[myone]

There is a non zero chance that one day he shows up at DSP's door or somewhere he knows DSP is going with how much time and money he has put into this. Pretty sure he has made comments about Kat as well like wanting to come see her.

That's a hell of DSP's own making, which he totally deserves after encouraging these disturbed people. Pulling public stunts like yesterday just to drum up drama and attention is going to bite him in the ass if he pushes one of his genuinely unhinged "fans" over the edge.

I caught the end of tonight's stream and he unironically said "I exposed Craig" in regards to the second interview. Pure delusion.

Do I have to rewind the stream for you, you marahn? He totally exposed Craig for not checking his email in a 24 hour period. What a fiend.

 

[Balr0g]

Agent Proper is most likely cursing at Phil for destroying his "Worst moments lists" with these last minutes entries. Jesus christ. But the whole detractor community is eating good, the lolcow has been so rejuvenated the milk is overflowing. Yes Phil, they are "milking" you. But it is all your fault because YOU, yes YOU are giving out the milk willingly. Too bad no big time streamer reacts to this shitshow. We need a new "Sir Moist" arc and combined with Phil's groveling "Please invite me" voice. Now I am just waiting for the KC guys to "razz" him to give the KC arc a worthy send-off

 

[neger psykolog]

That's a hell of DSP's own making, which he totally deserves after encouraging these disturbed people. Pulling public stunts like yesterday just to drum up drama and attention is going to bite him in the ass if he pushes one of his genuinely unhinged "fans" over the edge.

It's true. But these turbo whales are pretty objectively bad people too - who the fuck gives money to someone who has a gambling problem? They're the ones who are truly milking/manipulating DSP for whatever reason and just elongating a streaming career that is extremely detached from reality.
His career should've ended years ago but now whenever it does the crash is going to be way fucking harder.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I caught the end of tonight's stream and he unironically said "I exposed Craig" in regards to the second interview. Pure delusion.

He totally got him by staring off into space while he was getting roasted. Also, the end “GO FUCK YOURSELF!” While he hurried to turn off the call was funny as fuck. It was something like a kid would do.