Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

AirdropShitposts said:
Who's the hostile foreign corporations? Aren't Musk and his techbros all Americans?
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Wrong as always, stalker. Musk is South African and if there's one thing Rick hates above all it's those Africans.
OtherLastTrainHome said:
why not both? he can have a unique Rick S. Tomlinson tag: skitzofat.
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
He sure likes spewing his garbage everywhere

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Anyone willing to take a crack at explaining this lunacy?

Other than Patrick thinking we're all going to be living in Jet City any day now. Guess we better not forget our ID Rings!
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Sure, I'll give it a go. I think Rick's line of thinking ("thinking" being defined as loosely as possible) is going like this:
  1. Replace the dollar with cryptocurrency (which cryptocurrency?)
  2. Musk and his billionaire buddies buy up all the cryptocurrency (with what? Worthless dollars?)
  3. Now Musk and his billionaire buddies are richer because they own all the cryptocurrency, and therefore the world's money supply.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Sure, I'll give it a go. I think Rick's line of thinking ("thinking" being defined as loosely as possible) is going like this:
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It's an interpretation of the Soros strategy, I think. Rick thinks Musk wants to crash the US dollar so he can buy up assets cheap (with what money?) - it's insane because crashing the dollar crashes Musk's fortune.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Sure, I'll give it a go. I think Rick's line of thinking ("thinking" being defined as loosely as possible) is going like this:
  1. Replace the dollar with cryptocurrency (which cryptocurrency?)
  2. Musk and his billionaire buddies buy up all the cryptocurrency (with what? Worthless dollars?)
  3. Now Musk and his billionaire buddies are richer because they own all the cryptocurrency, and therefore the world's money supply.
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I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.
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UERISIMILITUDO said:
Excuse me if this has already been discussed, but I had an amusing thought lately and wanted to ask a question. Has anyone here ever Patposted to his or her own children? Just the thought of doing it completely in earnest seems funny.

No, child, this is punishment for misbehaving. Enjoy time out.
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My sister in law does. I mentioned earlier about how she'd become a pat poster, and accidentally turned her friends as well and that's basically how. She got into reading Pat's thread when she was up all night with a colicky baby and that turned into stalker childing her toddler and telling it to enjoy timeout and stuff. Eventually she did it accidentally at one of those mother/baby groups where they all meet up with their kids and gossip over coffees and stuff and had to explain it so she seemed less crazy, and thus more people joined the cyberstalking cult pat posters were born.
 
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UERISIMILITUDO said:
Excuse me if this has already been discussed, but I had an amusing thought lately and wanted to ask a question. Has anyone here ever Patposted to his or her own children? Just the thought of doing it completely in earnest seems funny.

No, child, this is punishment for misbehaving. Enjoy time out.
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I’ve used the little. Tiny. Infant. Baby. Child. A few times. This is why your tantrum is already over, child. Enjoy bedtime.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Sure, I'll give it a go. I think Rick's line of thinking ("thinking" being defined as loosely as possible) is going like this:
  1. Replace the dollar with cryptocurrency (which cryptocurrency?)
  2. Musk and his billionaire buddies buy up all the cryptocurrency (with what? Worthless dollars?)
  3. Now Musk and his billionaire buddies are richer because they own all the cryptocurrency, and therefore the world's money supply.
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When the poor cryptobros are rugpulled by the techbros and Musk stole ALL the coins and destroyed the dollar, he will exchange all his shitcoins for Rubles.
It was Putins plan all along.
He still has the pisstapes to blackmail Drumpf after all.
 
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smug comporon said:
Haven't been able to check in on Rick for a while. I assume he heroically won his lawsuit, dismantled the police and personally rounded up every stalker child?
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Unfortunately, yes. I am currently writing this from a maximum security federal prison with all my fellow stalker children, and the criminal police. Please send food, or help.
 
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