Sophia Harrington / Jack Harrington / Birdie / SpriteCranbirdie / Alias / Lucifer - Has-been animation memer, Pooner edgelord, Genuine cautionary tale about childhood e-fame

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Think that's supposed to be in ref to the now convicted Cristiali a Pedophile in the Animation Meme Community who pretended to be a child, it was a big deal at the time, you'd think since Cristali was caught, Birdie would understand how to? I mean I don't really care they did this, as it's a pedophile but I feel like it was distasteful? Especially since she has done nothing to catch real pedophiles in general after she was made knowledge of this specific person.
Oh no I was familiar with Cristali, I just got the impression Birdie was the sort to avoid misgendering people even if they're bad people (think Chris chan), so to see such a blatant characterization is just a bit jarring. I think it's the fedora and neckbeard mixed with the pink panties and bra set, it reminds me of the transgender mtf wojacks. You'd think with their opinions surrounding it all that they wouldn't touch that sort of caricature with a 10 foot pole.

Don't really care that they did it either, but God does it feel ironic coming from where it is.
 
Holy shit. I'm normally not disturbed by whatever lolcows vomit out but this shit genuinely creeped me the fuck out. I can't even imagine how her thought process went or the intention but she sat down and took the time to make it. Who the fuck is insane enough to paint over the nudes of a child and then act like they're the victim? I'm honestly surprised Birdie's parents are hospitable enough to keep housing her considering all the abuse she's shown to her family and the things she's been making. They must be feeling obligated to or something. There is no way anyone, even Birdie's biggest dickriders could see this and deem Birdie as just a wittle angel with evil autism who could do no wrong, she quite literally painted herself as a monster in these videos.

Sorry if I'm being retarded but that was fucked up enough for me to make a post. You should probably edit it out.
I cannot edit it. I don't know if this is something on my end because I'm still somewhat a newfag.
 
live stream that one of Sophias exes made (goatcatto) reacting to her “im back” vid, contains some behind the scenes knowledge about Sophia and her “illness” by Goat herself in the commentary, her beliefs on what Sophi is and isn’t faking.
skimming through this live stream, heres the information goat presented. spoiler tagged the timestamps to not clog up the thread, summarised important details goat said to the best of my abilities.

goat talks about birdies arrest for stabbing her mother with a fork. goat also calls birdie an abuser, claims she has threatened to rape people, birdie wanting to poison her family, birdie holding her little sister hostage at the age of 18/19. goat is promoted to bring up screenshots after a viewer asks about the fork incident

1000010364.jpg goat accidentally pulls this up before quickly removing it. contains birdie talking about how cutting a vein isn't lethal. retarded misinformation.
1000010386.jpg
goats dm with gabriel. old and known about but goat claims birdie changed the story, here she claims to have only lightly poked her mom yet birdie later stated/implied she stabbed her mom on the torso resulting in bruising. if anyone has evidence of this it would make goats testimony stronger.
1000010363.jpg
screenshot of birdie talking about enjoying pain from injuries as a kid. history of birdie enjoying self harm (or in this case harm in a general sense) goes further back than we have currently seen. birdie also talks about enjoying 'deoxygenated blood' however context to this is unknown
1000010372.jpg
1000010371.jpg
1000010370.jpg
goat gives full screenshot of her breakup. claims this is the reason birdie calls her toxic, goat claims at the time of this message birdie was talking about mutilating and raping himeguts. claims birdie emotionally abused her for not 'raiding himeguts shit' (although if i remember correctly she did mass strike himeguts channel? correct me if wrong) goat no longer believes birdies arrest was fake rather greatly exaggerated. claims a person named gabe encouraged her into staying with birdie

goat talks about birdies victim blaming behaviour in relationship to himeguts. at 27.11 she pulls up her dms with birdie
1000010380.jpg
1000010381.jpg
1000010382.jpg
1000010383.jpg
goat talks about how birdie gets other people to find information for her instead of using key words on discord to help find information she needs. she claims birdie would obsessively look through her old dms of her exes and talk about their genitals despite using her 'past trauma' of them as an excuse to not find her own evidence. it seems her laziness extends to her digital activity too. not surprising

goat claims maryland guy gave her gifts because it was around christmas while she talked about her parents mistreating her. he wanted her to have a nice christmas which birdie labeled as love bombing.
1000010409.jpg
1000010408.jpg
1000010410.jpg
1000010406.jpg
1000010405.jpg
goat points out how despite birdie claiming she cant walk she talks about walking to the bus to get to the library for wifi, she also talked about getting a job. birdie frames maryland guys gift giving as love bombing despite it being an equal transaction as birdie talks about sending gifts to him too
1000010412.jpg1000010417.jpg1000010418.jpg1000010433.jpg1000010434.jpg1000010435.jpg1000010436.jpg1000010437.jpg1000010438.jpg1000010439.jpg1000010440.jpg1000010441.jpg1000010442.jpg1000010443.jpg
birdie threatens suicide over maryland guy (i think? correct me if im wrong) leaving her, resulting in goat staying up with her for four hours, goat had an argument with her mother over wether or not she should call the cops in which her mother believes birdies behaviour to be attention seeking. knowing that birdie does not take suicide seriously makes goats panic worthless.

goat talks about birdie complaining how she cant get a job despite never working a job in her life to truly know if she is capable or not.
1000010448.jpg
1000010452.jpg
1000010453.jpg
starting from february the 24th (what a coincidence :)) to march the 12th goat was telling birdie how she could get a job, why couldnt she looks it up on her own? who knows although her dad apparently told her she doesn't need a cover letter or a resume to get a job.

ill return to this stream later in the evening, in the meantime this is everything i gathered that looked valuable. we cant all be like sophia and have the ability to stay online 24/7
 
returning to the livestream, im mostly posting parts where she brings up screenshots. while she does talk about birdie in between its either rehashing screenshots she has previously shown or rehashing information we already know.

goat claims birdie is lying about her making an effort to get better saying shed admit to being the abuser on multiple occasions.1000010461.jpg

birdie claims kittydog groomed her due to the power dynamics, kittydog was the bigger channel and she should have known this. goat pauses here as she talks about birdies relationship with the 13 year old. goat claims the minor broke off their relationship and when they tried going to sophia about it she disputed their claims, drawing parallels to how birdie acted towards goat in 2019.

goat argues against birdies defense of psychosis, birdie claims she could not think for herself due to psychosis yet she was able to comfort the minor, saying they're mature for their age. goat claims this grooming was not done for sexual purposes rather emotional support, acting as a rebound, serving only as a yes man. goat claims to have been birdies yes man, as soon as birdies rebound starts disagreeing with her she kicks them from her circle, something that happened both while as her girlfriend and friend, choosing to spend her time with her rebounds plotting and stalking her exes rather than moving on
goat seems to be running out of steam at this point so from here on out it gets dull
goat claims birdie continued his threats of violence throughout 2023/2024, claiming that she threatened to rip himeguts genitals off. goat spends around 3 minutes looking through her folders only to give up and say 'just look it up yourselves i dont care' unsure if this screenshot has been shown before, ill add it here so this part is not entirely pointless 1000010463.jpg

i dont know if this is relevant, goat shows dogedusts face from a tiktok he sent her 1000010465.jpg

goat plays a clip of mariah carey whilst showing this screenshot 1000010467.jpgthis screenshot has been shown before but goat uses birdies self report to show that she did rape her ferret, wishing the harm that was put upon herself onto julian. goat claims birdie self reports a lot. goat claims maddie made birdie do this however sophia claims she cant go back and find evidence due to it being 'too traumatic' goat claims birdie flip flops between wether she went through with raping her ferret or not

goat counters birdies claims that she cant find evidence saying its unusual how she does not want to find evidence proving her innocence claiming she wants to weaponize her abuse instead. goat does not deny birdie was groomed by maddie she theories that birdie does not want to go through the dms as she may find incriminating evidence against herself. goat also says that its weird how birdie did not ask anyone to help her find evidence despite having no problem with people doing that before.1000010469.jpg
whilst showing this screenshot goat accidentally mutes her microphone for around a minute, goat believes birdie did get her ferret to give her oral but birdie does not want to admit it. goat further points out the inconsistencies in her language. birdie claims she never did it, only preparing to while in the screenshot she says she tried to.

someone in goats chat tells her that children can be groomed into abusive their animals and while goat agrees her issue is with birdies inconsistent story as he has a history of lying about things even when he is a victim in a situation. goat points out birdie could have cleaned her cage more as there were maggots inside despite birdie claiming how she cleaned her cage every day. goat points out birdies ferrets fur was graying from stress. despite birdie claiming she took good care of her ferret she backtracks saying how she almost gave her away due to her poor care.
goat runs out of energy from here on, any screenshots she brings up have already been seen, she adds nothing new and mostly just reads them without adding any new points. and i have already wasted enough time on this video.

TLDR. the first hour is the most noteworthy as goat shows her personal interaction with birdie, after this she loses energy and the stream turns into a slog.
EDIT. rewording one part
 
I can't reply or quote any of that for some reason, but Birdie immediately shutting down all of Goats concerns with "seeya never himey whiteknight" was the most annoying, eye rolling shit ever. Obviously there's a lot of shit there to unpack but that being at the beginning really set the tone for the rest.

It's also just a demonstration of birdies attitude as a whole; if you critique it, no matter if you're trying to help or are just concerned, you're immediately an abuse sympathizer. Birdie only wants to be friends with brainless dickriders who never question anything. You have to be on absolute eggshells around her, from what I've seen. What a baby.
 
I can't reply or quote any of that for some reason, but Birdie immediately shutting down all of Goats concerns with "seeya never himey whiteknight" was the most annoying, eye rolling shit ever. Obviously there's a lot of shit there to unpack but that being at the beginning really set the tone for the rest.

It's also just a demonstration of birdies attitude as a whole; if you critique it, no matter if you're trying to help or are just concerned, you're immediately an abuse sympathizer. Birdie only wants to be friends with brainless dickriders who never question anything. You have to be on absolute eggshells around her, from what I've seen. What a baby.

Walking around eggshells is a very good way to describe someone as abusive and volatile as Birdie. You can't begin to describe what they'll do at all.
 
I think it's incredibly funny that this entire arc started from synni being retarded with some kid, arguably not even a predator, just incredibly stupid, and in response birdie went "uhh she totally touched me and it was yucky!!! And i'm nothing like that 🤮 DISGUSTING person btw...." and derailed her whole life in an act of self victimization. With how extensive the documentation of her history and behaviors is online it was incredibly bold of her to take the actions she did.
 
I've recently caught up to the recent Birdie drama and here are my takeaways.


I have seen the drama and the issues with
Birdie and her parents. I've noticed one thing about her complaints: they all sound like a teenager angry simply because she was chided for doing something wrong and is having a "tough time" due to very minor inconveniences. I am willing to bet Birdie's parents have actually lectured her at some points about her behavior. Maybe in the way you'd expect them to - in a blunt, no-nonsense, tough love, brutally honest manner that could be seen as "mean and hurtful" in a way, but still well-meaning. I'm pretty sure it all started civil with the standard scolding and chiding, making points, what they expect, what Birdie should fix, but then, Birdie reacted violently and escalated the situation like she always would. I'm very sure the same happened with the grandma. Hell, I have a feeling all the teenage drama Birdie had from the very start was a result of her starting to get mouthy with her parents the moment they simply told her "hey that's enough you need to go outside, have some sunshine, be with people." I also think her parents gave up on her because she's a lost, lost cause at this rate.



Seriously? One hour math and 3 days in school a week? And online learning? While everyone is waking up early, going to school whole day, studying their subjects and certain matters sometimes until the wee hours of the morning sometimes JUST TO GET A FUTURE? She's living in heaven compared to the majority! The Lucifer namesake is really fitting, considering how the biblical Lucifer was never content with heaven and wanted everything NOW NOW NOW.



Then, she uses illness as an excuse. I get it. Mental and physical illnesses are horrible things, and to anyone here suffering from those things, I hope you get better. But it seems like Birdie is holding herself back with that knowledge. I know people more sickly than she is and yet they have more energy than her. Not to powerlevel, but I remember the doctor telling me and my family when I was a child that I had low blood platelet count (it was after 2 nosebleeds in around one month so it has stirred some concerns) and I was prescribed pills - the world didn't stop there; I still played and did the things I had to do, as long as I took the pills (I'm alright now BTW). I know LITERAL CANCER PATIENTS who still hold a well-paying job and still have the energy to joke around. If Birdie has the energy to sperg on the Internet, she can finish school or get a normal job in a shop. My takeaway? She's faking some of it.


Speaking of payment and finance, the Derpy plushie shit is making me facepalm. That's the reason why this fag is homeless. That's the reason why this fag is still sick. Lack of money for a proper housing and medicine. This idiot brought this all upon herself.

Sorry for the rather extreme reactions, but I can't put into words how I cannot comprehend how this person absolutely messes up like this. And I am aware of Chris Chan. At least Chris had some brains to sell some of his stuff for money. Chris still managed to go out of his house with the Teen Troon Squad even if they were bad company (not saying he's even better). Chris still has a driver's license. And I'm not saying Chris is better. I'm just saying Birdie's dumpsterfire of a life is just so incomprehensible to me.
 
Last edited:
sophia is a self-fulfilling prophecy, i think the only genuine time she was a victim had to be when there were rants being made but as far as i remember they usually always ended with telling birdie to get off the internet or get help. Otherwise, sophia thinks shes the worst person ever -> becomes the worst person ever, claims to be helpless and homeless -> spends money stupidly to be helpless and homeless

its honestly a chris chan level lack of self awareness, except i think sophia spends more time having fun deluding herself and making fantasies where shes the victim and presenting that as a reality. hot take but i dont think she has autism, bpd or schizophrenia. The autism diagnosis only came about after 2020 which... everyone and their grandma has autism now so i dont buy it. as far as being diagnosed with bpd... real bpd is incredibly rare and i think a lot of people who claim to have it just have very unhealthy attachment styles which can come from trauma (trauma doesnt create disordered behaviour it simply contributes to it) and i chalk up her schizo tendencies to depressive psychosis since im sure anyone living like a short attention chronically online hamster would be depressed and delusional. a lot of birdies behaviour is just being spoiled by her oppourtunities, deluded and i wouldnt be away from faulting the internet into enabling this, especially her minor fans who want to BE her.

my favourite part of the birdie saga is sophia claiming to be mexican... girl if you were you would NOT be having these problems.
 
And I am aware of Chris Chan. At least Chris had some brains to sell some of his stuff for money. Chris still managed to go out of his house with the Teen Troon Squad even if they were bad company (not saying he's even better). Chris still has a driver's license. And I'm not saying Chris is better. I'm just saying Birdie's dumpsterfire of a life is just so incomprehensible to me.
now that I think about it. Blue CPU Goddess Christine would always try to "move up" in the world. He was born to be an incel sperg who would die alone and sad yet he continued to fight against his destiny and rage against the coming darkness. He tried to court Megan and countless other galpals to become his bf free girls (that is not counting the possible myriad of unamed galpals he tried to get with that he never bothered to mention). He had dreams and ambitions, he planned on becoming a world famous comic book artist, a gamedev or an engineer (or whatever job that 2-year long degree would yield him). Sure he lived with his parents his whole life, but AT LEAST he had a roof over his head!

Whenever he would get trolled/gayoped/ween'd he would act pretty stoic and move on with his life. Well, to some degree. He would still endlessly talk and rave about his detractors and how much he hates those jerk trolls, over there... Out there... But the point is he STILL continued to make his comics, tried to get a job, a car, a house, a sweetheart to build from the ground up, learned a bit of Spanish. TRIED to move up from rock bottom and tried to succeed despite all of the homos and weens pestering him.

Now compare Chris to Birdie and the difference is night and day. Other than Chris chan tier gore groomer porn I don't think Sophia ever put any effort into anything in her life.

Granted, Birdie is 20. But even attraction sign highool era Chris absoluetly mogs Sophia in terms of being a decently put together grown ass adult. :story:
 
i came across this video, and it got me thinking
bojack horseman is one of birdie’s interests, isn’t it? how the hell did she watch it without ever applying anything at all to herself? did she genuinely watch this and never have an iota of a thought that she‘s mirroring the behaviour of bojack?
maybe she did, and just used it as another opportunity to add another character to her “literally me!!!! so kinnie!!!!!” list without recognising the actual story to bojack and why it’s so impactful
 
bojack horseman is one of birdie’s interests, isn’t it? how the hell did she watch it without ever applying anything at all to herself? did she genuinely watch this and never have an iota of a thought that she‘s mirr1oring the behaviour of bojack?
It's a condition known as being a retarded autistic BPD pooner with no self awareness.
 
The autism diagnosis only came about after 2020 which... everyone and their grandma has autism now so i dont buy it.
Birdie was diagnosed with autism as a kid. Her mom used to be, or still is, a freak about getting her children diagnosed with it. Without a doubt she uses her mental issues as an excuse for every wrong thing she does, but that doesn't mean she's not disordered at all.
 
Can't we just let Birdie fade into obscurity? It's been over half a decade guys
View attachment 6768667
I don't know why you're using the gossip site where we regularly talk about irrelevant speds if you don't want to do that? This site was literally founded on making fun of one guy for over a decade.
 
Can't we just let Birdie fade into obscurity? It's been over half a decade guys
View attachment 6768667
respectfully, ask birdie why he can’t let himSELF fade into irrelevancy by leaving all the shit behind just be a normal internet artist. littlely none of these past months would’ve happened had he not tried to make himself the big victim in someone else’s grooming case instead of just saying “it sucks that my close friend is a big bad stinky groomer :( I support her no longer and I am going to live with family members until I can get a permanent settlement.” it’s his own fault his past and current grooming behavior has been brought to light.
 
Been lurking this thread for a while because there was really nothing "new" on Sophia, and pretty much stuff that has been covered already or is known already. But HOLY SHIT is it funny that her former friends and fans turned against her and finally are seeing through her bullshit. Though i must say it shouldn't have taken that long, considering Birdie being a degenerate self harming ferret fucking tranny child groomer was public information. Still good to see that none of the victims (to my knowledge at least) weren't attacked by her retarded mob for coming out about their abuse.

I wonder if she think's she can easily come back from this and make another half assed "apology" video like she did last time with her come back video. Considering her former fans still harbor this mob mentality, im sure they will tell her to kill herself and run her off the internet. Or she will try to blame everyone and everything because "MUH EVIL AUTIZM! MUH BPD! MUH OCDEFGHJKLMNAOP!" and how we are the bad guys for making her this way and that she can't control her love for cupcakes because she has some rare undiagnosed mental retardation.
 
Birdie was diagnosed with autism as a kid. Her mom used to be, or still is, a freak about getting her children diagnosed with it. Without a doubt she uses her mental issues as an excuse for every wrong thing she does, but that doesn't mean she's not disordered at all.
no doubt shes got issues, i just dont think autism is one of them since a lot of unsocialized and spoiled kids like birdie can be misdiagnosed especially with how broad the criteria is. and honestly even if she is, im sick of her using it as a crutch since autism doesnt fucking paralyze you or make you animate over cp
 
Back