Gay Mollusk
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Honestly, if Ellen actually behaves the way she portrays herself in her comics, it's probably both and will become actual resent once she's an adult.
Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
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Her marriage and children must be fucking miserable.
Normally with webcomics they are just overlaid with a huge sense of irony but she is taking horrid nudes of herself as well and heavily implying this is actually what she is like.
Everyone in that house must be so heavily dosed up on SSRI's
Normally with webcomics they are just overlaid with a huge sense of irony but she is taking horrid nudes of herself as well and heavily implying this is actually what she is like.
Everyone in that house must be so heavily dosed up on SSRI's
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Oh this is WAY worse than I thought.
I feel so insanely bad for her children, can you imagine your mom doing onlyfans?
Great, now imagine your mom doing onlyfans ACTIVELY CUCKING YOUR DAD and painting him as an enthusiastic cuck.
Jesus Christ.
I feel so insanely bad for her children, can you imagine your mom doing onlyfans?
Great, now imagine your mom doing onlyfans ACTIVELY CUCKING YOUR DAD and painting him as an enthusiastic cuck.
Jesus Christ.
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Honestly the dad should kill himself. It is the only way for him to restore his honor.
OrangeJuliusEvola
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People, this was a joke. Stop rating it as "informative".
Ellen, if you're reading this, and we all know that's the truth, the inveterate reader of hate comments you are, let me put it this way; you've reached the point in your life where degenerate sex jokes made at your expense are believed by others to be simple statements of fact. While I know it won't give you a moment of pause, perhaps this will:
Your daughter knows all of this. In fact, I would venture she knows better than any of us. She will never admit it, but she does. Moreover, as bad as *we* are, we're nothing compared to the plethora of adolescent assholes in her middle school. Ones that are certain to let her know that the cherished family Christmas tree was used by her mother to make photos strangers will spooge over for a handful of dollars. That's what will be burned into her mind as she sits down on that joyous Christmas Day next to that tree to open presents.
Ellen, DFE and leave the internet. Not because of us, not for yourself, but solely for your own goddamn child, woman.
SnooterofSnoots985
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The only way he can regain his honor is to kill her and to move permanently to some rural part of Italy as penance.
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Wow way to steal my joke.
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SnooterofSnoots985
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You're welcome.
But in all seriousness I feel infinite pity for her husband. Imagine being stuck in a marriage with someone who has an onlyfans.
Yikes.
Metamorpho
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I wonder how much her son gets bullied because of the shit his mom does. Poor dude deserves better.
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"I've seen your mom's tits and roasty hole she posted on the internet for $5" is a level of school yard ownage one does not readily recover from.
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Kids are merciless in middle and high school. Her kids never seem happy in her comics because they hate that they have a whore for a mother. “I jerked off to your mom getting fucked by a black guy” is not going to be met with indifference or defense of dear old mom. She is actively making her kids’ life hell for them. Just fucking imagine opening up your door and then see your whore mother in bra and panties pretending to decorate a Christmas tree while your cuck dad takes photos with a tiny bulge in his pants. How do you see that and not want to end it in a murder-suicide?
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I’d hope that at this point it’s mostly about the comics and less about the sex.
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How the fuck does a grown woman with children manage to draw a penis backwards?
MarineN*4235431
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Female Dobson, I hear? a worthy successor...
ok no i feel bad for the kids at least Dobson was kind enough to be not leave children, hope someone can call CPS on her
ok no i feel bad for the kids at least Dobson was kind enough to be not leave children, hope someone can call CPS on her
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There's an ongoing debate if she's even the artist of her porn comics. Her porn and reddit comics have a decisively different style to them. It wouldn't be beyond possible that she farms out her "art" to crappy third worlders or fiverr for a few bucks.
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Lol, her comics are like Cathy for the post-GamerGate era.
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The fact that she posts her nudes while having a kid is already bad. "Your mom has an onlyfans" is bad enough that even though it might be well known, it might not be as openly mocked as other things. The icing on the cake is the drawings of herself being a slut. It adds an element of realism to just how she actually is, but also since it isn't an actual photo, means it's much more fair game for bullying.
It will be funny if the kid comes out as religious in a few years and Ellen makes a bunch more comics coping about why it's good to be a whore.
It will be funny if the kid comes out as religious in a few years and Ellen makes a bunch more comics coping about why it's good to be a whore.
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I pray this happens. Not just for the milk but I mean it's also best for the kid.
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Butterface, no ass, and an incredibly entitled and bitchy personality. I feel bad for her cuck of a husband.