Porn and Porncows

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moocow said:
It's an impressive coup convincing the general public that being attracted to petite (or even just slender/non-fat) women suggests pedophilia.
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I've legitimately heard women say that shaving their skin is only seen as attractive because it makes them look "prepubescent". Like, no bitch, body hair is just fucking gross. I shave it too, what's your excuse?
 
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demicolon said:
You underestimate how much faster than you your kids will master these blocks and firewalls.
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Oh, I believe it, especially with iPad zoomers. It's still worth the effort to at least teach them what's fantasy vs. reality than using Cocomelon as a third "parent". Also says something when a lot of "moms" these days are ironically OF whores themselves.
 
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Maniacal Foreigner said:
I've legitimately heard women say that shaving their skin is only seen as attractive because it makes them look "prepubescent". Like, no bitch, body hair is just fucking gross. I shave it too, what's your excuse?
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Iirc it's a line from the vagina monologues. The idea is older than that but it was through VM it entered the mainstream consciousness. It was endlessly screeched by the same women that have spent years and years supporting children being put on puberty blockers if a teacher thinks little Neo acts a bit faggy. Quite ironic.
 
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demicolon said:
You underestimate how much faster than you your kids will master these blocks and firewalls.
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That's because people use those shitty Linksys, Netgear and Asus consumer routers. Slap a (sub-$200) Mikrotik wifi router on your internet link instead and that fucker will keep whatever you want out of your network. And the little bastards won't be able to find a thousand skr1pt k1dd13 tutorials on how to break in. Real admins use SSH to administer their routers & firewalls. None of this web GUI horseshit. Even Winbox is only barely tolerable during initial setup if you're feeling lazy.

A bunch of faggots in the thread said:
"lol you watch porn"
"lol no I don't let's fuck"
"you totally do"
"nuh-uh"
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Fuck. Right. Off. Talk about pr0n or jerk off then come back to talk about pr0n.
 
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moocow said:
It's an impressive coup convincing the general public that being attracted to petite (or even just slender/non-fat) women suggests pedophilia.
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I agree with you, but petite women just get caught in a confluence of shitstorms that's hard to escape.

When it comes to judging others' sex appeal, normal people don't want to entertain the idea of thinking about kids that way, much less see or do it. Petites, due to looks, body shape, or size, get much closer to the acceptable limit than someone like Christina Hendricks or Sydney Sweeney would. And there certainly are people in the porn industry who like to walk up to the line and breakdance on it*. But it has to be drawn somewhere, and petites end up getting caught in the crossfire.

Not counting blinding love/fixation/oneitis/fetishes, most men will find most women sexually attractive, but when you get to a specific set of characteristics, things can get weird fast.

Petite/short women? Great.
Svelte/slender, or outright flat women? Ok.
Clean shaven/hairless women? Fine.
Young looking women? Things can get quite dodgy here.
Certain haircuts (pigtails, for instance), items of clothing, or stuff like braces? It can easily become treacherous ground.

Combine two or more of these characteristics? Things can veer into creepy territory at the speed of thought.

I've once worked with a woman who, despite being in her mid-30s, looked like a dorky fat teenager due to being flat AND chubby, babyfaced, and a borderline midget. She had a fiancé, whom she had conquered through a romantic tour de force, and even then the whole office knew she had problems in bed; the guy had trouble getting it up for someone so childlike in appearance.

Someone posted an article on A&N a while ago, about a woman who suffered from a similar fate: she was a fully grown adult but, due to some genetic problem, looked like she was in her early teens. Her love life was almost dead; no men would approach her and, even if she took the initiative, they either were uninterested, or too afraid to be branded as pedos to give her the time of the day. She finally found some guy who was interested in her, and he looks exactly like what you are imagining right now.

As I said in the beginning, it's just the end result of a handful of shitty coincidences.

* Elsa Jean and Piper Perri are two that immediately come to mind when talking about petite women who often present themselves to the world with a childlike/infantile appearance. Which, regardless of whether the choice is theirs or the producer's, produces unsettling results.
 
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Pumpkin Girl IRL said:
Being able to name specific porn actresses and their tranny fucking would be autistic even without the faux-outrage about Pornhub, tbh.
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It makes me glad that all of my former favorites retired or died before they reached the troon-fucking stage of their careers.

I haven't kept up with any of them and I don't care enough to bother though, so I could be mistaken.
 
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