"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

  • 🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
Silver Higgs said:
"Hey Mark, people are loving our tablet and the video is doing wonders. Have you check the comments? Everyone is asking for TND and saying Total Truck Victory."
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You joke without posting the screenshots:
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I was in jail once for a little over a decade and it became second nature to get creative elsewise you would simply go insane so I went ahead and practiced the trick of my trade and imagined a hypothetical airport phone MATI scuffed stream if it came out today jaaaaaa...

:null: "H-" *voice cracks* *backpack gets stolen* *nigger steals his e-bike* *stream disconnects* *vpn disconnects* -Goddamnit-" *Rumble dies* *Rumble stream chats disappear* *Odysee dies* *OBS fucks up* *Kiwifarms doesn't buffer* *Kiwifarms buffers but the video corrupts* "-erver-" *gets banned from Twitter* "I fucking hate the lowercase 'i' internet."
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Hey I've been a bit out of the loop for a while, is there any ETA yet on when MATI is coming back? Not to rush anything, Josh deserves some time off and I hope he's doing well. Thanks in advance and sorry if it's been answered a bunch recently, I've been away for several weeks myself.
 
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Happy Camper said:
Hey I've been a bit out of the loop for a while, is there any ETA yet on when MATI is coming back? Not to rush anything, Josh deserves some time off and I hope he's doing well. Thanks in advance and sorry if it's been answered a bunch recently, I've been away for several weeks myself.
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there is no excuse. Pay unlimited attention to the void of Sneed and surfer with the rest of us like the rest of us forerver.
 
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This isn't exactly MATI material, but I thought ppl might get a kick out of this because IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.

I watch Caleb Hammer's Financial Audit, and he just uploaded this vid the other day... (timestamp 14:23)


The black woman's smoke detector is chirping constantly, and she actually claims that she can't hear it. Like what the fuck. Someone in the comment section says that it has to do with growing up in poor housing, but I've spent a considerable amount of time in poor white people's homes who would either change the battery or completely disconnect the detector, not live with the fucking chirping.

I can't deal with it anymore. Why does it keep happening?:story:
 
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des Pudels Kern said:
there is no excuse. Pay unlimited attention to the void of Sneed and surfer with the rest of us like the rest of us forerver.
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I'm sorry, I'll work on bettering myself by staying in the sneedzone permanently from here on.
Although I guess my question was answered by the subsequent posters quoting Josh. Dang, that's rough. Sorry to hear that Null's move didn't go well by the sound of it. Hoping for a Christmas miracle for the guy, he deserves to catch a break after all he's done for this community. 🙏
 
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Castoreum said:
This isn't exactly MATI material, but I thought ppl might get a kick out of this because IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING.

I watch Caleb Hammer's Financial Audit, and he just uploaded this vid the other day... (timestamp 14:23)


The black woman's smoke detector is chirping constantly, and she actually claims that she can't hear it. Like what the fuck. Someone in the comment section says that it has to do with growing up in poor housing, but I've spent a considerable amount of time in poor white people's homes who would either change the battery or completely disconnect the detector, not live with the fucking chirping.

I can't deal with it anymore. Why does it keep happening?:story:
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The simple answer is - you have to take personal responsibility for your own safety and...uh...personal responsibility isn't exactly a beloved concept in the black community.
 
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MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
personal responsibility isn't exactly a beloved concept in the black community.
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From slavery to helplessness. They'll do shit like leave one cookie in a pack of Oreos so that they don't have to throw away the Oreo container. They won't cook because cooking implies doing dishes.
 
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MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti said:
The simple answer is - you have to take personal responsibility for your own safety and...uh...personal responsibility isn't exactly a beloved concept in the black community.
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Which is ironic cuz the show she's on is about taking personal responsibility. Though I don't think she's aware of that since this is the secondary channel where Caleb does a follow up with previous guests and instead of taking his financial advise, she spent $13k in Milan and made $300 back, thinking it was a good idea.

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Smash or pass?View attachment 6772481
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Jim Carrey The Mask/10
 
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