Debate @Devious Dave on the Ethics of Grown Men Eating Cereal

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I want to debate On the ethics of grown men eating cereal

 

[Axiom.]

Real niggas eat pop tarts dipped in frosting, y'all don't know anything.

 

[Devious Dave]

Just because something tastes good doesn't mean it's only for kids

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Just because something tastes good doesn't mean it's only for kids

REAL men eat Chocolate-Frosted Crunchy SUGAR BOMBS!!!

 

[Black Spruce]

This is what happens when you drink milk. So cereal is good.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Cocoa Puffs + heavy cream = happy wife

You're welcome.

 

[TEA 3HF]

You want me to eat a more "appropriate" breakfast you can pay for and make it for me or fuck off.

are grits with butter really up for debate here?

 

[Shig O'nella]

You want me to eat a more "appropriate" breakfast you can pay for and make it for me or fuck off.

are grits with butter really up for debate here?

Girls with butter are an awesome way to start the day.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Just because something tastes good doesn't mean it's only for kids

When does the ethics part come into play?

 

[Coldgrip]

People still eat cereal? Just drink half a bottle of whiskey for breakfast like a normal person.

 

[biggacracka]

People still eat cereal? Just drink half a bottle of whiskey for breakfast like a normal person.

A bump of coke, an espresso and couple slices of gabagool
Gotta be sopranomaxxing at all times

 

[Schwarzwald]

Cereal for breakfast, Lunchables for lunch, and Kraft macaroni and cheese for dinner. The only acceptable drinks are chocolate milk or Bug Juice. The food pyramid THEY don't want you to know about.

Fuck anybody who tells you otherwise. No Food Nazis will not tell me what to eat or not.

 

[Devious Dave]

@AncientPhosphur come in here and debate me prick

 

[AncientPhosphur]

@AncientPhosphur come in here and debate me prick

No cereal child! Type it into a LLM

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I eat Honey Bunches of Oats with skim milk. Also, I only consume skim milk. There is nothing wrong with being an adult cereal eater.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

skim milk

I will personally fuck you in your urethra if you do not cease your degenerate ways.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

I will personally fuck you in your urethra if you do not cease your degenerate ways.

No. I genuinely enjoy the flavor and mouthfeel of skim milk. You cannot stop me. In fact, I will go drink some of my skim milk right now.

 

[Devious Dave]

I actually like almond milk but not for cereal it's surprisingly refreshing

 

[Magicat]

Favourite cereal Mr. @Devious Dave ?
Mine's Weetabix

 

[MAAAD]

I eat cornflakes with 2.5% fat milk very often.
Milk itself is without a doubt the manliest drink out there, all of the caffeinated (literal poison), alcoholic (literal poison x2) and fizzy (lmao fat) drinks start smoking nervously the moment THIS whitest, bright-eyed bad boy shows up. Cow milk contains proteins (Bogatyr physique and good sleep), calcium (sharp teeth and strong bones), vitamin D (buff immune system and positive mood for the rest of your day), potassium (resilient heart and blood vessels) and vitamin A (perfect baby skin).
It is the ultimate Potion of Strength and Longevity.

Not to mention that lactose tolerance gene is literally THE Germanic, Aryan gene. To be lactose tolerant is to be a confirmed, proud Ubermensch - the bearer of Nordic genes.