Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[pippeyyy]

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Her commercial presence is the worst version of her. This Starbucks sponsorship clearly means a lot to her and she still can't do it worth a damn. Every other person on social media has this contact and almost all do it better.

Do we think this and her terrible holiday sweaters are her only ongoing sponsorship she has right now?

 

[brooky]

Some fight happened with her family and we never saw them again. Then she bought a house.

IIRC one of the justifications she gave for leaving the apartment and BUYING a huge house was that they were doing construction across the street from her and it was noisy?

I remember that as the moment I realized Anna was a very spoiled and terrible person and not just an embarrassing fat lady.

 

[thejackal2]

Taco one was already archived but three in a row about food here. Tacos, hot dogs and soda. Just deathfat things. Imagine not only thinking it but actually telling the world that a CONSOOM mecca like Costco going to coke products over pepsi is a big win for you.

 

[FattyMcFatterson]

How do you get Taco fillings on your lap? Even if she isnt eating at a table, does she not use a plate?? Or put the fast food bag on her lap, like a working class version of those fabric things fancy people use to protect their suit pants or skirt.

 

[thejackal2]

How do you get Taco fillings on your lap? Even if she isnt eating at a table, does she not use a plate?? Or put the fast food bag on her lap, like a working class version of those fabric things fancy people use to protect their suit pants or skirt.

She physically can't extend her arms far enough when she's sitting to get food away from her gunt. She's also just a brick shithouse of an Irish woman with the dexterity of an ogre.

 

[Jizzrag]

Annas’ friends, that she talked about in her Starbucks ad, is Jon

And other Starbucks ambassadors

Sad.
And this was also in her ad, for some reason

ENHANCE

 

[ghjoigcbn]

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Maybe she goes for iced all the time because they are easier to drink fast

 

[I call shenanigans]

Not sure but will she need compression sleeves after that? I know next to nothing about lipodema and absolutely zero about arm lipo.

Absolutely she’ll need to wear compression on her arms after lipo. There’s a bolero style compression garment for this purpose, although I have no idea how large they make them or how Anna would manage getting into and out of it with severely bruised arms. In reading up peoples experiences regarding skin removal post massive weightloss, they have all said the most painful and debilitating by far was brachioplasty (upper arms). This was the one procedure they really needed live in help during recovery. I’m not sure how simple liposuction would compare, but I’d expect Anna’s upper body mobility will be severely impacted for weeks.

Is there a plan to do her gunt? Because that thing is growing at quite a quick rate.

Now that would absolutely be malpractice. You can only have a very limited amount of fat removed by lipo at one time. It’s generally between 2-4kg (4.5-9lb), the rest that is extracted is just any fluid that may be pumped in during the procedure. It would never be enough to make a difference on Anna. The large amounts of fluid Scamrod talks about removing from Anna (as though it’s a flex), includes all the fluid he pumps in to mobilise the small amount of fat he actually removes. Her only option for fat removal in her abdomen would be a plus sized abdominoplasty.

 

[Barbarella]

Maybe she goes for iced all the time because they are easier to drink fast

Fat people are always hot. Anna pretends to hate cold weather like a skinny legend, but it’s a lie. She hasn’t owned a single coat or jacket that closes and nobody who hates cold walks around with their front exposed to the elements.

She likes iced because her blubber keeps her hot.

 

[lonelygorl15]

@Barbarella I'm not able to quote you directly, but you forgot the first Austin apartment, the one before the washi tape one. It was a very nice, luxury apartment that she even did a tour of, showing off the fancy bathroom with a massive tub that she barely fit in. She also showed off her bariatric bed that could be raised or lowered-I'm still curious what happened to it. There was also a "what's in my fridge" segment that showed off a party size pack of meat and cheese from Costco, and a huge bottle of cheap wine.

Then she moved out after only being there for about two months, because she claimed "one of her neighbors was being creepy". IIRC, she may have even moved from one unit to another in that same complex, due to fake creepy neighbor, before moving out of there all together. Then she deleted the tour video and memory hole'd that apartment completely.

I'm embarrassed to admit I remember that many details, but at the time I thought it was so bizarre that she left an extravagant apartment with a tub and bathroom I could only dream of having, after being there so briefly. I'm pretty sure it's the apartment in her video where she's a cunt and bitching about an advent calendar she bought.

edited to add video links:

here's she talking about what the move has been like and describes her apartment being so huge that it's overwhelming and actually scares her due to being robbed at knife point in the past (???) idk if that actually happened because I don't recall her ever talking about it before or since. But if large spaces make her that anxious, that might be way she left the Princess Castle.

and here's another in the bougie Austin apartment #1, with one of her many interns that barely last longer around Anna. than a family sized bag of Cheetos.

 

[Barbarella]

Wow, I don’t remember that at all! Thanks for posting it.

She is a serial mover, and it is weird for a 40 year old. It’s not like she has zero stuff. She should have purchased a 1500 sq foot house in Austin rather than all this moving every year. She drives everywhere as it is, no matter what she lives close to. But she wouldn’t be a cow if she made decent decisions.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Palmer Bangs]

Annas’ friends, that she talked about in her Starbucks ad, is Jon
And other Starbucks ambassadors

So this looks like her personal recap based off the "favorite store".

Spoiler: Her other slides

You can assume a couple things from the "Blend" above:

1. She goes in the morning
2. Orders on the app
3. Majority for "groups" - I'm imagining her making a group order with a bunch of fake names so she can get a bunch of drinks guilt-free.
4. She REALLY likes iced drinks, even though her #2 is a hot drink. Whatever.

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She's not going to be able to wipe her ass, is she?

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

She's not going to be able to wipe her ass, is she?

Pretty bold of you to assume she can wipe her ass now.

 

[Magic Pickle]

Anna's propensity to relocate reminds me of military brats: kids who grew up traveling all over the place and became accustomed to never settling in one place. Honestly, moving around a lot for a child can actually make them naturally into nomads, people who like to try new places and never seem to establish roots in one particular area. This can have an effect of making people both well-traveled, yet shallow and absent of close, meaningful relationships; sure, you may have gone to a lot of places on the surface, but did those places ever truly change you, or was it simply an interchangeable backdrop to the story of your life?*

Spoiler: *Teeny tiny PL.

Based on personal experience, I cannot recommend the nomadic lifestyle for any young sprogs.

Those Starbucks promos are also a tragedy... while I'm a staunchly against advertisement on a personal ethical level, I can still see their purpose in marketing and Anna is profoundly bad at it. The sassy part of me assumes that she's so big for her britches, she assumes any kind of output of hers is acceptable (which is likely why her sponsorships are drying up), but the charitable part of me - familiar with chronic illness, even self-inflicted - recognizes she's likely getting less and less gussied up on account of the general pain, discomfort and anxiety she's experiencing at all times.

Spoiler: Healthcare POV.

When patients, as conditions progress, lose their willingness to put their "faces" on, it can be a red flag to practitioners that the patient is feeling remarkably unwell; though this may rely on providers knowing their patients intimately (wearing casual clothes does not necessarily indicate cause for concern if a patient isn't very fashionable or has always dressed casually), it's still something to watch out for especially as psychiatric conditions worsen. Knowing that Anna seems to have a few psychiatric issues of her own, her hygiene is likely questionable at best. Now imagine her smell on a bad day, when she has to go in to the provider in-person to get another round of ADHD medication based on state legal requirements. Yikes! Even an entire Bath and Body Works store couldn't mitigate that.

 

[Potatis Salad]

 

[Scrumption]

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We. Not to be confused with the royal we. This is the megafat we, for people who are large enough to be grammatically plural.

 

[lonelygorl15]

This will be the cheapest annual haul amount spent ever. Her last haul video was posted on September 26 and before that, August 13. Amazing how quickly all her sponsorships and frivolous hauls have dried up. Going from 6 or more hauls per month to *this*. Good.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Was wondering why her fave starbucks is so far from her place. I think it must be near John’s house, she orders ahead and he picks it up on the way over. When he doesn't come over she probably does uber eats most of the time, which wouldn’t show in the starbucks app. I wonder if she’s going to move closer to John.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Very much looking forward to the upcoming "sculpting" of Anna's Christmas ham arms.
Since she's 100% fibrotic at this point, why doesn't she just wear that blow-up, compression fat suit 24 hours a day? Zero content Anna could switch gears and start doing mumu hauls! Better yet, she should "sew" herself some to fit over the fat suit. I'd watch the shit out of that.