Kittens or Babies? - Who is more precious and must be protected.

Kittens or Babies

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Epic Fail Man

Epic Fail Man

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Imagine someone put a gun to your head and told you you could only save one group of living innocent creatures. Kittens or Babies, what would it be and why?

Personally I'm a kitten guy. Call me a reddittor all you want but despite understanding the precious joy of raising a child and seeing your baby grow up to be a mini you, Kittens are too damn cute and I love animals so damn much.
 
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Depends on the source of the baby. If it's a Musloid, jeet or chink larva you can just chuck it in the garbage, throw it in the road to be run over or feed it to a lathe/escalator. Doesn't really matter, it's far more useful having them rendered into organic materials for future use and the ongoing recovery of useful gases like methane from its decomposition.

Kittens on the other hand are delightful and a pleasure to be around, much like puppies provided they are descended from based dogs and not faggy shit like poodles.

Overall I vote babies though, because I like children and being around them and remember I was an infant once. Kids say some surprisingly based things once they know an adult isn't going to punish them for it.
 
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Cats are only considered worthwhile because everyone online is entrenched in a sort of collective madness, the same way a bunch of cult members might think their cult is amazing until they are removed from the situation, and are able to recognize from a sober perspective how ridiculous it actually is.

Obsessing over kittens specifically is a masturbatory condition in which someone becomes attached to something because it provides them on demand self-gratification, despite the fact the thing has no actual substance, and for the most part does not have the capacity to care about them in return.
Reminds me of the weirdos online who will try to convince you anime girls are better than humans. They're cute to look at though and can't call you a loser, so they're obviously better!

Babies are also small helpless creatures, but they will eventually grow into a mature human; humans are a worthwhile animal, and one which can reciprocate affection on an equal level.

If we were dealing with babies vs. puppies it would at least be harder to choose, but if cats were gone it wouldn't be any major loss.
 
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I like chinese food, so I'm going with babies here
 
Making a new baby is way more fun than buying a new kitten.
Besides the babies might grow up and resent you for killing the kittens.
The kittens do not concern themselves with such lowly matters.
 
It all comes down to how you'd react in a life-or-death situation

I would discipline a toddler if they tried to hurt a kitten

I would curbstomp a kitten into the stratosphere if it tried to hurt a baby
 
Kittens are the cutest thing in existence UNTIL you have a baby of your own.

Your brain sputters into a mess of a static and endorphins as you grin ear to ear whispering promises that if anything ever hurts your precious child you will grind the offender into dust so fine that when you cast it into the wind it will be as if they never existed at all.

Then you blink, it's 2 years later, your wife is pregnant again, and you don't mind the sleep exhaustion or that your hobbies have taken a back seat because babies are just that great and your own toddler is also just as great because they bang on the window in excitement when you get home screeching in glee that Daddy is finally home from work.

I love my kids.
 
HyperboreanRightsActivist said:
It all comes down to how you'd react in a life-or-death situation

I would discipline a toddler if they tried to hurt a kitten

I would curbstomp a kitten into the stratosphere if it tried to hurt a baby
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Based and kitten popping pilled.

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Kittens are the cutest thing in existence UNTIL you have a baby of your own.

Your brain sputters into a mess of a static and endorphins as you grin ear to ear whispering promises that if anything ever hurts your precious child you will grind the offender into dust so fine that when you cast it into the wind it will be as if they never existed at all.

Then you blink, it's 2 years later, your wife is pregnant again, and you don't mind the sleep exhaustion or that your hobbies have taken a back seat because babies are just that great and your own toddler is also just as great because they bang on the window in excitement when you get home screeching in glee that Daddy is finally home from work.

I love my kids.
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That's adorable, congratulations.
 
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