DC Comics announces Harley Quinn Fartacular: Silent Butt Deadly - Yes, this is a real comic.

[Spooky Space Kook]

Western comic producers are scraping the bottom of the barrel at this point. No one is buying them so I guess they are gonna try and enter the gooner market and compete with all the Japanese loli hentai tentacle shit. The west has truly fallen...

 

[noodlefish3]

https://youtu.be/ZEMamIITcGs?si=IhhAhWYLKC8fnerV

This will become canon soon

 

[Bringer of Fuckery]

Im sorry, Pepe Le Pew is more attractive

How can you say NO to that face?
MAKE A LE PEW FART COMIC, YOU COWARDS!!

 

[NOXIN]

Genuinely astonished to find the author is apparently an actual woman and not a troon.

See:

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The zyklon B jokes write themselves.

Always comes back to butt stuff with these people.

Not surprising though because their food tastes like ass.

 

[Nick Gars]

You ever get those mornings where you just wake up, and the void is just sitting there at the foot of your bed, staring at you?

Today is one of those days.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

This is beyond juvenile.

 

[Two Mile Brick]

I would honestly, no sarcasm, want to have heard the pitch for this and the reasoning as to why it was green lit. If only to report it here, but mostly because I cannot fathom the fucking stupidity that got to here.

Not going to excuse anyone from DC, but this seems like someone half-heard something about "Harley Quinn" and "Gas" and just said "Fuck it, ship it" instead of being told "I really am into farts, can you please let me do a comic on this"...

And I will add a prediction : The idiot brigade is going to defend it by saying comics always had fetishes in them and we shouldn't judge since that was the case (Wonder woman springs to mind).

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So deviantart fetish art comic??? DC ain’t gonna make a single cent are they?

 

[Pomniman]

I would honestly, no sarcasm, want to have heard the pitch for this and the reasoning as to why it was green lit. If only to report it here, but mostly because I cannot fathom the fucking stupidity that got to here.

From a cursory glance at some of her older shit, she's apparently been an editor at various companies including Marvel since at least 2013, maybe even earlier, but I didn't look all that hard. Publishing as a whole (books or comics, doesn't matter) is extremely incestuous and editors get a LOT more leeway with their vanity projects on account of being seen as having "paid their dues" or some gay bullshit from any would-be gatekeepers than your joe schmo outsider off the street would in trying to pitch something.

 

[Anon88]

How is this a April fools joke? What even the joke here? Anyways stuff like this is way I don't even bother to read any of the new comics coming out these days. Management who think something like this is a good idea are basically just proving that they don't understand the idea of quality control and are just hurting their brand. Just think if you just watched some batman cartoon or the suicide squad movie and think Harley is a interesting character and want to get into the comics only to have this comic be the first thing to show up about her.

 

[Professional Noticer]

Surely this will make the customers come back and stop buying manga instead.

 

[Cynicaller]

Y'all have to realize that she may be the degenerate, but the onus isn't on her.
Creative had to greenlight this.
Legal had to greenlight this.
There are some people some-where in DC upper management that are either just as depraved or genuinely don't fucking care anymore. Pick your poison.

 

[Rabbi Palpenstein]

I, for one, can't wait for both the comics industry and the video game industry to fucking crash again, I think we're about due for a cull

 

[Professional Noticer]

Y'all have to realize that she may be the degenerate, but the onus isn't on her.
Creative had to greenlight this.
Legal had to greenlight this.
There are some people some-where in DC upper management that are either just as depraved or genuinely don't fucking care anymore. Pick your poison.
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I'm pretty sure some people are just trying to get their money bag before the company collapses.
I wouldn't be surprised if they are accelerating the downfall so the company can be bought by some Chinese Tencent like company and they all get "released with a bonus", like Bobby Kottik.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Man this is worse than that Earthbound ad campaign

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Fucking vile. Written by degenerates, for degenerates.

Who on this planet would be interested in buying this aside from those who intend on reading it one-handed? Their target audience exclusively consists of the fucking reprobates who share their fetish.

 

[Gingervitis]

Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.—
Dim through the misty panes and thick green light,
As under a green sea, I saw him drowning.

In all my dreams before my helpless sight,
He plunges at me, guttering, choking, drowning.

If in some smothering dreams, you too could pace
Behind the wagon that we flung him in,
And watch the white eyes writhing in his face,
His hanging face, like a devil’s sick of sin;
If you could hear, at every jolt, the blood
Come gargling from the froth-corrupted lungs,
Obscene as cancer, bitter as the cud
Of vile, incurable sores on innocent tongues,
My friend, you would not tell with such high zest
To children ardent for some desperate glory,
The old Lie: Dulce et decorum est
Pro patria mori.

 

[Product Placement]

Not the first time this has happened

Someone at DC really does have a a Harley Quinn fart fetish

 

[TV's Adam West]

Last night I took a shit ton of Benadryl because I'm sick and ended up reading this thread. Naturally upon waking up, I couldn't believe DC would be this retarded, and laughed. Imagine my despair and horror upon seeing this shit today.

 

[Double Taps]