Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Opposite of a Winner]

The Turner Diaries isn't a bad book really. I have no idea what the hysteria was about.

I've personally never read the book but know the spark notes version of it and the infamy behind it due to the Oklahoma bomber or some other nut job. But I honestly think writing a book like that would be right up Fat's ally given his own political commentary.

"Sorry Earl, you're such a fuckwit your only use to the white race is as a nuclear kamikaze"

Unintended Consequences is another unintentionally funny right-wing fap-fic

I kind of want to give it a read now. Catcher in the Rye was a boring dumb story compared to this!

 

[KingOfHypocrisy]

To my absolute joy I found a new fat pic in the depths of his TL that is just delightful
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[This Machine Milks Cows]

Pat has met Jarfly!

I'm about 50-50 as to whether or not they are real. The "threesome" tweet did seem implausible, but the fact that they first tweeted in September 2023, were not noticed then tweeted a few times in June this year before finally being noticed just now seems to me not something a fake account would do.

Edit: This is going to make him more paranoid than ever.

 

[JustStopDude]

I don't know if he realizes that civil lawsuits can even go before a jury.
Or what a jury is.
Or what "fact finding" in a legal context means.

He still thinks that if it wasn't for section 230, he would have won his retarded lawsuit, doesn't get why you can't invite someone to have a fistfight and then file a protective order, or realize that Leslie could get a five figure war chest overnight for lawyer retainers just from women that Pat has insulted and harassed on twitter.

If there was a "Dare" style educational thing they would give to bored teenagers, but instead of being anti-drug, it was anti-being a fucking weirdo creep to women online, they would just show Pat tweets.

"Yeah kids. Don't act like this online"

I really suspect that Pat is so stupid, he takes the time to respond to spam emails with threats to seize and desist.

 

[Well Intentioned]

If something sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Guy who has personal information about Patty, but cannot actually verify anything because of super convenient reasons and is tuned into some of the finer points of Pattyposting?

 

[An automatic clown]

I assume she said this right after Pat asked for a higher allowance from his septuagenarian MIL, Lyn Robinson. (I also assume this never happened, people in their 70s don't know anything about memecoins)

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Pat has met Jarfly!

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I'm about 50-50 as to whether or not they are real. The "threesome" tweet did seem implausible, but the fact that they first tweeted in September 2023, were not noticed then tweeted a few times in June this year before finally being noticed just now seems to me not something a fake account would do.

Edit: This is going to make him more paranoid than ever.
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I spoke too soon I guess. Ya see that last xeet does make it seem less likely. This is that fuckin guy I can't even remember the name of on OnA saying "Pat's gonna get divorced gaiz I SWEAR!!!" all over again.

 

[AnOminous]

It's funny that the least likable man in Wisconsin thinks that a jury would be on his side and not immediately think that he is a histrionic FFWBT and the cops should have beat his ass for the sake of it.

If the defendants somehow fucked up and allowed a jury entirely comprised of ghetto groids, even they would side with the cops against him.

 

[An automatic clown]

I spoke too soon I guess. Ya see that last xeet does make it seem less likely. This is that fuckin guy I can't even remember the name of on OnA saying "Pat's gonna get divorced gaiz I SWEAR!!!" all over again.

Salted Earth Truffle. He was a member here too @John Andrews Stan

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Over at Bluesky, Leslie is still waiting for the knock.

Leslie rules so much. Her and Brian Keene, the fact that there are people in the book industry objectively more successful than Patrick, who make fun of him, has Pat absolutely buck broken and seething daily. You love to see it.

 

[Something Awful]

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I assume she said this right after Pat asked for a higher allowance from his septuagenarian MIL, Lyn Robinson. (I also assume this never happened, people in their 70s don't know anything about memecoins)

If this story happened (doubtful), why is Pat sharing it? To make Lynne look like some out of touch boomer that asks about "hawk girl" disappearing with "a coin" out of the blue?

And then he mumbles something about "terminally online brain rot" in response, instead of explaining like a normal person?

"Yeah, the girl got popular because of a viral video, but then decided to get involved in promoting some cryptocurrency that turned out to be scam. Happens all the time." It's not fucking War and Peace, pig.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Pat has met Jarfly!

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I'm about 50-50 as to whether or not they are real. The "threesome" tweet did seem implausible, but the fact that they first tweeted in September 2023, were not noticed then tweeted a few times in June this year before finally being noticed just now seems to me not something a fake account would do.

Edit: This is going to make him more paranoid than ever.
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If he is Local Dude (Lost Dad Erik), he could easily kick Patrick's ass. (I only know of him because of Swoggle's indie matches). Still in "the circle of friends" on Facebook but I doubt he has much time for Patrick seeing as how he's a father and does things for his community. Unlike Patrick who's just a menace to his neighbourhood.

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I'm outta luck, outta love
Got a photograph, picture of
Passion killer, you're too much
You're the only one I wanna touch
I see your face every time I dream
On every page, every magazine
So wild and free,
So far from me
You're all I want, my fantasy
Oh, look what you've done to this rock 'n' roll clown
Oh-oh, look what you've done

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I still have no clue where this FFWBT gets his confidence from. It's going to be incredible when he gets bitch slapped by both the police department and Leslie in court next year (Credit to the other forums):

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A normal person wouldn't sit there and basically invite a lawsuit that they'd have to pay money to defend. Let's see if the C & D shuts the moron up any.

 

[John_Smith]

I really suspect that Pat is so stupid, he takes the time to respond to spam emails with threats to seize and desist.

Fren, He is in fact that stupid. Somewhere on the second, better forum are screenshots that Piggy himself took, screenshots that show that Piggy does in fact respond to spam emails with his usual bluster and nonsense. Do not contact this email again yadda yadda... @Caverlock might know where the images are. I cannot possibly find anything over at OnA.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

So is Elon Musk going to crash America into the sun before New Years? I need to know when to stock up on sunscreen and sunglasses. I'll corner the market, then exchange it all for crypto and own the Gulf Coast.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

So is Elon Musk going to crash America into the sun before New Years? I need to know when to stock up on sunscreen and sunglasses. I'll corner the market, then exchange it all for crypto and own the Gulf Coast.

I think he's going to use a swarm strike on the oppositional forces using his Starlink satellites.

 

[Something Awful]

What's this, reflexive reeing about Trump with no thought? Yes, that's our pig.

What is "insane" about this proposal? The part where Trump is the one saying it? NATO Secretary-General agrees.



For the past decade, some publications, and lemmings like Rick, have tried to paint Trump as trying to destroy NATO. Destroy how? By pushing NATO members to fulfill the defense spending obligations they've undertaken. Make it make sense.

Trump was right then, and he is right now. If it wasn't clear during his first presidency due to TDS, it should at least be clear now in retrospect.

Yes, 5% of GDP is more than the U.S. is spending. Is the U.S. about to get invaded by any country? No. Is there a real possibility that Russia may attack NATO in Europe sometime in the next decade? Yes. The countries bordering Russia certainly think so. Getting serious about improving defense capabilities is rational deterrence.

There is already a war going on in Europe. If it expands into NATO territory, Europeans should expect American assistance, but should not rely on Americans being the primary force to bail them out. How does it make sense to put your continent's security in the hands of a different country across the ocean?

Patrick cannot comprehend what is going on here, because it does not fit within his "Trump is a Russian asset" framework. If Trump loves Putin so much, why does his vision seem to be a U.S. and Europe each powerful enough to confidently deal with their direct threats, and together powerful enough to deter any or all adversaries on the planet?

An alliance where one party is by far the largest contributor is inherently unstable. If they leave for whatever reason, that's it. A NATO where everyone is pulling their weight, with no single point of failure, is in all members' best interests.

The world is getting more unstable. A target of 5% of GDP is realistic and reasonable for a credible guarantee of security. Countries like Poland and the Baltics are already on par with the U.S. (in terms of defense budget as a share of GDP), and the rest of Europe should follow suit.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fun fact: the US spent about 40% of GDP on military in WW2.

We spend about 4% now (oooo one percent off). Imagine if we go back to war footing and increase our already inflated military budget 10x!

"Trump wants to destroy NATO because he wants the countries involved to give NATO more money" is so funny, as it makes it obvious that the countries involved don't give a shit.

 

[Divine right to rule]

There is also the issue that most European militaries are incredibly weak compared to the strength of their economy and their population, Germany is a prime example. If you want to modernize and increase your military you will ofc have to increase spending.

He really has no political positions at all. Normally he is an insane warhawk that thinks NATO should get into a hot war with Russia, but if Trump wants NATO countries to actually strengthen their military, it is an "insane demand", just because Cheeto Man said it.

Patrick is a slave to his low desires and emotions. One of the reasons he is so enormously fat.

 

[femoralcanal]

I really suspect that Pat is so stupid, he takes the time to respond to spam emails with threats to seize and desist

I cannot possibly find anything over at OnA.

We archived it here in the thread too.


Edit: I could be misremembering, but I think there was another older post (archived by the @I'mThePatMan! account) with a second example of Porker responding to spam.

I tried to find it for you but no dice, sorry.