Every gym has the overenthusiastic amateur who wants to give advice to newbies, because they have trained longer and are thereby qualified to give advice to people with different body types and potential medical conditions.
I'm only vaguely familiar with the overview of this cow and am completely unaware of who Shane is. My avatar is literally a younger Rackets.
Lol, sorry to bother you! Shane is this cow’s boyfriend. I just saw you in the Fuentes thread, your avi gave me a chuckle, I wanted to share it in the thread and it just felt right to give you credit.
Alyssa has been vocal about doing drugs and performing analingus on Shane, I wouldn’t be surprised if there was pegging in play. The kind of boy who goes for loudmouth activist hipster girls like Alyssa is also desperate to show them that they are unencumbered by masculinity and hip with the kinky sex stuff and can take it.
Yikes, I just read the original post and the subsequent two pages and this bitch is a revolting bundle of horror. Whoever this Shane is, he's dead inside if he can put up with her.
Go back a bit and read up on Alyssa's lawsuit. It's Nick level of drug fueled hubris and stupidity. Nick, Alyssa, and BossmanJack are in my top 3 for lolcows of the year.
Speaking of fat bellies.
I do agree generally. But the bad attention she wants is still in her control. When it spirals out of her control, that is where she starts making mistakes like the lawsuit.
Mostly because she's a nobody in the grand scheme of things. She was a brief blip on the radar, she got to seethe on camera for a couple weeks, and now she's back into complete obscurity with the general population. She's grasping for any sort of relevancy at this point, but no one outside the griftersphere remembers her name anymore.
The only thing she is qualified to give advice in is smug fetus murder.
Voted #1 Baby Killer. Tour her haunted womb!
>"half of this is the genetics of old grape-crushing Italian women"
Since getting shitcanned from Kotaku she has published precisely two articles for Rolling Stone, and that's it I think. She has also posted stuff on her Patreon but since she hid how many Patrons she has it's safe to assume nobody read that shit.
Hilariously, if she hasn't changed it since I last looked, you don't even need to pay her to read her shit? You can join her Patreon for free. But why would anyone sane do that.
I swung by her Patreon to double-check and it looks like you're mostly right: a lot of it only requires you to join for free but some stuff is paywalled. For example, you can read her Game Awards recap for free but if you want to read her Game Awards Best Dressed list? That's gonna cost you, baby.
Patreon is doing a thing where instead of paying per month you can pay for individual posts. It's for camgirls and porn comics I think. I first saw it when the Skin Horse / Narbonic artist's new comic went up on the site, you can buy individual pages instead of patreon supporting.
