Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Damn, can't even keep up with the reuploads when he keeps spamming these cope videos. I'm just waiting for the pitch black videos where he starts yelling or his voice sounds more unhinged than usual. That's the true mark of another wern saga, and I really hope he escalates for Christmas
Return of another classic: butthurt videos filmed in pitch black, probably from his bed.
 
Return of another classic: butthurt videos filmed in pitch black, probably from his bed.
In a cruel and unusual, yet just, world, Schizo Stacey knows what she's doing and is purposely fucking with Lucas. Obv, if there's any interaction between them at this point, she's likely trying to be amicable because she feels bad for him. A legitimate CRAZY BITCH would take advantage of the situation and toy with someone like Lucas.

Also, this clip popped into my head. It's how I imagine Schizo Stacey is taunting Lucas. She better hope he never gets out of his cage though because the result would be the same.

He's speed running all his classic acts.
I know lolcow cycles are basically a meme at this point, but Lucas follows his cycle like an atomic cock follows time. His antics today are virtually identical to his antics when he was "found" . It's so uncanny, that you can essentially play adlibs off his videos.
 
Return of another classic: butthurt videos filmed in pitch black, probably from his bed.
For someone who doesn't want to deal with her he sure is making alot of videos doing just that, despite the fact she hasn't done shit except not date him. Telling her to move on? Move on from what exactly lucas? She clearly wants nothing to do with you, you're the one obsessing over her even to the point of getting angry and calling her a cunt. Cause that'll go over real well if she or mallon place finds out about it. Go ahead lucas, call her a cunt to her face and tell her she has to move on from making you second banana and see how that ends for you

You won't cause as stupid as you are even you know its looney aggressive incel talk that'll get you committed and thrown out of mallon place

and straight from the comments of the newest video:
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Why am I not surprised. Lucas is getting desperate . He's just asking to get catfished again doing shit like that. Perfect way to respond to that would be to reply 'wtf are you asking that for?! i'm 14 you fucking pedo'

and he has gone from being the second banana to the unwanted caraway seed

Thats the perfect new name for lucas the unwanted caraway seed. Its right up there with rotten lettuce
 
For someone who doesn't want to deal with her he sure is making alot of videos doing just that, despite the fact she hasn't done shit except not date him. Telling her to move on? Move on from what exactly lucas? She clearly wants nothing to do with you, you're the one obsessing over her even to the point of getting angry and calling her a cunt. Cause that'll go over real well if she or mallon place finds out about it. Go ahead lucas, call her a cunt to her face and tell her she has to move on from making you second banana and see how that ends for you

You won't cause as stupid as you are even you know its looney aggressive incel talk that'll get you committed and thrown out of mallon place

and straight from the comments of the newest video:
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Why am I not surprised. Lucas is getting desperate . He's just asking to get catfished again doing shit like that. Perfect way to respond to that would be to reply 'wtf are you asking that for?! i'm 14 you fucking pedo'

and he has gone from being the second banana to the unwanted caraway seed

Thats the perfect new name for lucas the unwanted caraway seed. Its right up there with rotten lettuce
Oh awesome, I can cross “Christianity being about love means you should date me” off my bingo card! Wasn’t sure we were going to get that one again. All I’m missing now is a rant about Stalin, liberal (heh) use of racial slurs and some tell-don’t-show writing that has no story and I’m all set for my last bingo card.
 
Lucas -- you talk science when you couldn't handle remedial courses at SCC and flunked twice. Thankfully with flunking the 2nd time you no longer qualify for financial aid. That is a benefit to the women at SCC not having you Creeping around ogling them.

Another thing, I've known it does happen that a christian woman will date and marry an atheist man. It will never be you.
 
I adore he's still on middle school atheism. Let's be real he'd kill 12 million jews if he got Anne Franke "in her prime" according to the Wern.
I just love how open he's been getting with the real reason he's an atheist: that he tried praying for a girlfriend and still has no girlfriend therefore God can't be real.
 
Lucas -- you talk science when you couldn't handle remedial courses at SCC and flunked twice. Thankfully with flunking the 2nd time you no longer qualify for financial aid. That is a benefit to the women at SCC not having you Creeping around ogling them.

Another thing, I've known it does happen that a christian woman will date and marry an atheist man. It will never be you.
I only bring it up because I know Pukas reads here, my wife voted Donny, I didn't. She's younger. We actually don't see eye to eye on religion. This isn't some rare humble brag. It's normal. It legit breaks his made up reality and he will ignore this. But deep down it cuts him.

I just love how open he's been getting with the real reason he's an atheist: that he tried praying for a girlfriend and still has no girlfriend therefore God can't be real.
I know I've probably typed this thing out 39 times here, but it's peak arrogance to assume you can judge god for his plans. It's interesting he's the other side of the evangelicals who think prayer can do it all. Lucas says, there's trash that needs to go out, god isn't real to clean up. Evangelicals say god will pick my trash up if not amen. A smart person despite religious views will take the trash out themselves. A devout will say god granted me the body to do so. Lucas sits in his own piss soaked matress and blames god he doesn't have a 7 year old girl to fist.

I'll type in the Wern noble history speak EID SACUL IED it's german like your history Wern.
 
For someone who doesn't want to deal with her he sure is making alot of videos doing just that, despite the fact she hasn't done shit except not date him. Telling her to move on? Move on from what exactly lucas? She clearly wants nothing to do with you, you're the one obsessing over her even to the point of getting angry and calling her a cunt. Cause that'll go over real well if she or mallon place finds out about it. Go ahead lucas, call her a cunt to her face and tell her she has to move on from making you second banana and see how that ends for you

You won't cause as stupid as you are even you know its looney aggressive incel talk that'll get you committed and thrown out of mallon place

and straight from the comments of the newest video:
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Why am I not surprised. Lucas is getting desperate . He's just asking to get catfished again doing shit like that. Perfect way to respond to that would be to reply 'wtf are you asking that for?! i'm 14 you fucking pedo'

and he has gone from being the second banana to the unwanted caraway seed

Thats the perfect new name for lucas the unwanted caraway seed. Its right up there with rotten lettuce

You're all about "science"and "evidence seeking"? Lucas, remember this schizo post you made on facebook where you rambled on some bullshit about reincarnation and the multiverse? How does science back you in that?
Oh we better keep this one on our minds when his body starts to fail on him and he's crying and reeing when he's confronted with his impending death as a result of his poor choices (as every single of his misfortunes have been). Can't wait for this one to age as terribly as he has.
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So he can shit on anyone who believes in some kind of deity, yet it's cool for him to have some bullshit unfounded belief in reincarnation? Yeah, that makes total sense.

And art isn't "based on science". You just have to be creative enough. Not that you'd understand any of that. You're so preoccupied with food and sex to the point where you needed to ask people on social media on how to develop a personal hobby in order to appeal interesting to the opposite sex.

I'll be genuinely surprised if this cow makes it to the new year still in Mallon Place and not in the funny farm.
 
It's interesting he's the other side of the evangelicals who think prayer can do it all.
I've said for many years, fundies and atheists are two sides of the same coin. They both take the bible 100% literally; one believes it as such, the other doesn't. Equally narrow-minded.
And art isn't "based on science".
Phi says otherwise. What does that mean? Ask someone wiser than I. 😉
 
No you Creep -- The truth is we get you and know your social media is not standup comedy. Years of documented evidence show it is your despicable, deranged, predator self coming through. You are trying to cover up you're a complete psycho POS.

This has always been his weirdest cope. I do laugh and enjoy myself, but it's always at his expense. Other than how stupid Lucas is, what in these videos is supposed to be funny? He even has to reiterate here that everything he says is "true", i.e. sincere, yet somehow also a standup routine at the same time. Don't take it seriously if you're a hater, but do take it seriously if you're a hot barely legal girl who might be convinced by his incel whining, I guess.
 
I want to be able to say it’s a matter of days until he gets the boot, but we saw when he was in his fart box the organization gave him a lot of latitude for his behavior; and only when he did something illegal (or threatened to) did they finally act, assuming he really did get kicked out for trying to extort sex. Likewise, at Mallon, his bill is paid every month and he hasn’t actually hurt anyone. His right to be insane trumps the right of the collective to be comfortable. Only when he starts acting on his fixations rather than talking about them will they do something.
 
I want to be able to say it’s a matter of days until he gets the boot, but we saw when he was in his fart box the organization gave him a lot of latitude for his behavior; and only when he did something illegal (or threatened to) did they finally act, assuming he really did get kicked out for trying to extort sex. Likewise, at Mallon, his bill is paid every month and he hasn’t actually hurt anyone. His right to be insane trumps the right of the collective to be comfortable. Only when he starts acting on his fixations rather than talking about them will they do something.
Ehh not really. Not in the case of nursing homes. They could give him leeway in his fartboxes because they were fartbox housing, essentially a more secure section 8 shithole, but mallon place is a licensed nursing home with elderly residents and filled with vulnerable individuals. They have quite a few legal responsibilities when it comes to protecting them and being proactive about it. If they ignore shit and give too much leeway they're liable to face lawsuits and criminal charges over even a fairly minor incident, and risk their license getting pulled over safety issues. Seedy though places like mallon place are, if somebody gets hurt or even feels like they're unsafe and the staff do nothing about it they can get into serious shit over it. The only real leeway they can give somebody like lucas is to have a guard follow him around like they do with dementia patients who have to be there for health reasons but are too dangerous to others to be left to their own devices without constant supervision. We all know how that would end. Fact is lucas has already crossed some legal lines by giving out names of residents (major privacy violation) and he's shown more than enough aggression and inclination toward there being a future incident that either of them could get him kicked out if they found out about his psycho behavior on camera and wanted to make an issue of it. Particularly since its already by his own admission led him to going mental enough to threaten suicide and get hospitalized over it and his DV incident. Lucas is on far thinner ice than he realizes. He is very fortunate they don't know about those videos, especially given his history
 
Oh, I hope this happens. And who the hell are these wing people? Other speds that live in the group home? This whole thing will go really bad and may end in a public chimpout for Lucas. And no, Lucas, it's not in the cards for you! You're a fat lolcow who lives in a nursing home and is balding.

For some reason, it is not letting me imbed the link in this post.

 
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