DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[neger psykolog]

I don't think she'll ever go away because as has been often pointed out by other posters, where the fuck would she go that would enable her to eat all the doordash she wants while playing skyrim all day? I feel it's more likely their roommate situation devolved even further to just "some other person living in my house".

Spoiler: headcanon

At some point even drugged out potato Khet wouldn't have been able to stand Phil disturbing her devour and skyrim sessions to eat dinner or go out for groceries while getting pre-stream podcasted so they parted ways and now just live together with minimal contact.

I know people in this thread wouldn't believe it but there are plenty of lonely guys who would provide a fortress of vanilla Skyrim to get some hair tricks.

Facts: dating, marriage and pregnancy rates are at an all time low

 

[#lurker]

Phil: "If I didn't exist, the landscape of the internet would be different and there would be a lot of people in totally different places than they are today. My internet presence has had an impact on a lot of people."

Thread full of ridiculous users who spend every day obsessively dissecting every scrap of anything DSP says/does:
"Nuh uh! That's delusional! Where would DSP get that silly idea! Lol!"

Phil's correct, his bizarre existence has prominantly impacted the internet, and technically therefore life.
I don't know if I'd agree with his summarization that it's overall "positive", it's been a very mixed bag (although I think it's positive because it's funny and that's all I care about), but nobody can argue the enigma that is DarkSydePhil hasn't had an unusually large effect on internet culture, especially when you take into account how few other people have had a hand in Philburt's "career".

That's a well aimed holiday truth bomb.

The problem is that Phil took the wrong message from It's a Wonderful Life.
George, on the verge of suicide, doesn't realize how much his community appreciates him. His presence has a positive impact on the world and it gets repaid by the end of the film.
Phil, who would never commit suicide (narcissistic), thinks everyone loves him. I'll leave you to speculate what happens to the end of Phil's film.

 

[neger psykolog]

The problem is that Phil took the wrong message from It's a Wonderful Life.
George, on the verge of suicide, doesn't realize how much his community appreciates him. His presence has a positive impact on the world and it gets repaid by the end of the film.
Phil, who would never commit suicide (narcissistic), thinks everyone loves him. I'll leave you to speculate what happens to the end of Phil's film.

I never watched it or heard of it before (that I know of) but read the synopsis and it's full of anecdotes about unselfish/helpful things the guy did during his life.

I struggle to think of many that DSP has done. Probably the nicest thing he did was not ban Derish (which some may argue was for his own selfish reasons) and beyond that he couldn't even gift more than 20 subs to KC after their fans have given him thousands.

And obviously DSP has that larp about "not doing charity publicly" but at the same time as that throughout all of his controversies there's still never really been someone from his past that has popped up and said "nah DSP isn't like that, when I had this problem he helped me out". The closest thing would be fake fans who placate his ego by telling him he's great at stuff when he isn't.

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Phil, who would never commit suicide (narcissistic), thinks everyone loves should love him. I'll leave you to speculate what happens to the end of Phil's film.

Little correction.

 

[johnkimble123]

The problem is that Phil took the wrong message from It's a Wonderful Life.
George, on the verge of suicide, doesn't realize how much his community appreciates him. His presence has a positive impact on the world and it gets repaid by the end of the film.
Phil, who would never commit suicide (narcissistic), thinks everyone loves him. I'll leave you to speculate what happens to the end of Phil's film.

George is also a good person with bad luck who was beloved by all in his town
Phil is a bad person with good luck who is hated by 100% of people who know him well, has never done anything selfless for anybody, and 99.99% of strangers who know his story from a distance

George blamed what was happening to him solely on himself and thought his removal from others' lives would make them better
Phil blamed what happens to him on everybody but himself and thinks his removal from others' lives would make them worse (both fans & detractors)

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I know people in this thread wouldn't believe it but there are plenty of lonely guys who would provide a fortress of vanilla Skyrim to get some hair tricks.

Facts: dating, marriage and pregnancy rates are at an all time low

I agree with the idea of there being lonely people who would take Khet in, but from Khet's perspective, I'm not sure if any of them would be, and I use this term as loosely as possible, "better" than Phil. Like you said, I think other people would expect *something* from Khet. Especially if they're lonely, they'd probably want to actually spend time and talk with her. They might even expect her to sometimes do something around the house, or at least sleep in the same bed with them.

IMO, Khet is as much of a hermit as Phil, maybe even one of the few people who is a bigger hermit than he is. She'd have to find someone that has 0 expectations for her, gives her all the space she wants, has the funds to keep up the Doordash diet she's used to with Phil and is as much of a spineless pushover to never demand she do anything around the house.

In a weird way, I really think they're perfect for each other. Neither of them wants to be a real adult, but they want to LARP as one to feel like they're productive in their life. Neither seem interested in actually doing traditional relationship stuff to the point where I genuinely don't know if they even talk to each other for more than an hour or two each week. They're both happy living in filth and never push the other to ever leave their comfort zone or make something of themselves, they're totally happy eating nothing but fast food and living in a house where every meal is served on paper dishes etc.

 

[neger psykolog]

Metokur is coping hard after fumbling his guest invitation to DSP's famous online podcast.

 

[PieceofShet]

1. Tractors hate DSP.
2. DSP tries to invite these people to his prestream so he can make money on them.
3. Tractors completely ignore them.
4. DSP pikachu face.

I listened to the tevin restreamer last night and I caught a part i did not before. DSP called everyone who he tried to invite pussy bitches. The ultimate pussy bitch move not going to his show after making fun of him. Except metokur. He said he has a good excuse not going. You literally have to be dying so DSP can give you a pass and not call you out.

 

[Balr0g]

I listened to the tevin restreamer last night and I caught a part i did not before. DSP called everyone who he tried to invite pussy bitch. The ultimate pussy bitch move not going to his show after making fun of him. Except metokur. He said he has a good excuse not going. You literally have be dying so DSP can give you a pass and not call you out.

Also, a small DSPHistory lesson here: back in 2016 he was invited by wings to come on a Podcast of 4-5 people as a guest. They tried to make a date but Phil backed out because of illness. Well, guess what he did, when the Podcast aired? He played GTA. Yes, this retard pussied out and instead streamed

Or the Drunken Peasant podcast. Didn't he say and I quote "I am gonna be sick then". Like my dude, you are planning when you are gonnas be sick??? Phil is a pussy. The best story will of course always be "Don't hurt me I am an alcoholic" Or when his neighbour yelled 2Hey shut up" and for minutes he was quiet before weakly saying "You shut up".

Last point: rmemeber the old DTRH video on Phil? It has that theme of "And then it got worse". It ended with "DSP is a cautionary tale of getting famous and then loosing it all" Though oif course "all" can be a bit overdramatic but he lost his early foothold quickly because he did not change with the times (Direct Capture in 2013 or 2014 when newcomers started with that) his type of humor never changed (till this day). Metokur made the best point: no sense of humor, he just says nigger and thinks it's funny. And of course beefing with his fans over the dumbest things. Remember EvilAJ? He was an actual fan until he was banned because he didn't like PandaLee in Phil's videos (from what I could find). He probably also didn't like the way Phil played certain games which birthed the first TIHYDP. Which in turn made Phil look even more unhinged when it came to "He will murder me" and "The Whitecoats need to come get you". Phil lives in a hell of it's own making. And he had ample opportunity to escape but instead he dug in even deeper

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Neither of them wants to be a real adult, but they want to LARP as one to feel like they're productive in their life.

Phail had a presumably stable childhood and upbringing. I don't know enough about Khet other than to feel sorry for her, but he really has no excuse. It seems he was spoiled, but at some point that isn't enough to explain his behavior. Phail chooses to be a disgusting creature living in near squalor within the moldy walls of the snort fort.

 

[SlushFiend]

Seeing his weird ass face, I thought it would be fun and different too practice sketching something non human.

His head is so misshapen and his fucked up hairline just insinuates it even more.
Only thing he can do is go back to wearing beanies.

 

[Arpharp8976Fire]

This blue and black striped shirt rant will go down in history

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Seeing his weird ass face, I thought it would be fun and different too practice sketching something non human.
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His head is so misshapen and his fucked up hairline just insinuates it even more.
Only thing he can do is go back to wearing beanies.

Nice. You really captured the "mild stroke victim" effect.

 

[GodModule]

This blue and black striped shirt rant will go down in history

It really was Chris Chan levels of delusion. Hell, I genuinely think Chris has more self awareness than Phil

 

[Organized Derailment]

You literally have be dying so DSP can give you a pass and not call you out.

Sound good?

 

[Brother Wind]

Quite often I feel like we get people exaggerating the rate of phil's mental decline. I get it anyway its good fun to keep the band fired up and keep the dentizens on both sides going but sometimes the clips fall short and you can feel like you got burned by the hype.

See this kind of thing is why people need to stop thinking we are overexaggerating Phil being unwell. This kind of shit isn't perfect storm. It is just barely contained.

She's fat as fuck and no one is going to let her move in with them to be as much of a moocher as she is now that makes as much as DSP does

You know, I am not sure why we think he lets her mooch. He makes her work. He made Panda work. He shouldn't have to. There is a pretty good chance he makes her contribute and I think its ignored when people think she won't leave.

I saw this in my youtube community posts timeline thing. Will someone be managing the estate/account of and celebrating Philip Paul Burnell over 30 years after he is dead? Hahaha I think we know the answer to that. This is what a real legacy of a positive influential artist looks like.
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You know what is real depressing. We might be the only people to think of Phil in 30 years. Much less 30 years past his death. And its only might, because god I hope all of us have moved on by that point. But, his parents will more than likely be dead. No way is Kat sticking around when the money dries up, and lets be real, she isn't dwelling on these years. Rambo and Howard and Leanna are likely in that boat already. His dents will forget about him the minute he stops streaming. So really its people like PoP or ALT or Tevin thinking about that weird time where people gave em money to make fun of a fat retard.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

We might be the only people to think of Phil in 30 years. Much less 30 years past his death.

Yea, and that's generous imo. It's more about what DSP represents as a poster boy (mindless consumerism, bumbling buffoonery, pathological lying, uncontrollable impulsivity, no emotional regulation) than him as a person. There's plenty of people that would fill that vacuum when he's gone. He's the GOAT of those characteristics, but he's far from the only one.

Spoiler: sperging

For those who don't know, as well as being a progressive musician ahead of his time with regards to complexity and experimentation, Frank Zappa was also a political/social commentator (song lyrics, interviews) much in the spirit of Kiwifarms. He was the antithesis of DSP: uber talented and a Free Speech Chad. During the "rock and roll is the devil's music" movement to censor and ban, Zappa was basically like "don't like it don't buy it, there's plenty of instrumental music you can enjoy," which he would then lecture about because he's an expert in that as well. It's a silly metaphor, but in Star Wars the Dark Side of the force gives you tons of power really fast but then you flame out young, and the Light Side takes years and years of training but your power is long lasting; this kind of applies to Burnell and Zappa, hence people celebrating Zappa's birthday (yesterday) 31 years after he died.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

This blue and black striped shirt rant will go down in history

And what are the odds that we'll get the "guyz, I was only pretending to be retarded" excuse from Phil after everyone continually laughs at him over this?

 

[Nate Dingus]

It really was Chris Chan levels of delusion. Hell, I genuinely think Chris has more self awareness than Phil

Chris believes he's a literal deity who is in charge of altering the universe, and he still has more humility than Phil.

Plus I think he gets more viewers as a streamer, and has a more active social life.

 

[ATandTism]

And what are the odds that we'll get the "guyz, I was only pretending to be retarded" excuse from Phil after everyone continually laughs at him over this?

That was his main cope in his awful Joon reackt, 'I was just playing the heel!'. He has also a few times gone with the 'I could be good at games if I wanted to' cope. Like he has a retard switch in his brain, and it is just 4D chess because playing games badly 'gets more views' except he calls out 'blue haired muppets' for doing what he just said- or something like that.

It make sense if you don't think about it.