"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[EyeGuy]

Who's gayer, the people acting like credit card debt is an epic own, or the people who feel the need to defend Metokur's honour over credit card debt?

You're the gayest. Stop this retarded fence-sitting pilpul. No one is claiming Jim having credit card debt in and of itself is an "epic own". The "epic own" here is that Jim received multiple default judgments against him for ignoring the debt, and sent his Cambodian streetwalker to the door because he was too scared of the collector to answer it himself. She was also so scared that she DENIED THE NAME HER DADDY GAVE HER and DENIED BEING MARRIED TO JIM. If I may use a favorite phrase of Jim's, they were acting like LITERAL WHITE NIGGERS. This is Ralph-tier behavior and Pedokur should be relentlessly mocked for it.

 

[Near]

You're the gayest. Stop this retarded fence-sitting pilpul. No one is claiming Jim having credit card debt in and of itself is an "epic own". The "epic own" here is that Jim recieved multiple default judgments against him for ignoring the debt, and sent his Cambodian streetwalker to the door because he was too scared of the collector to answer it himself. She was also so scared that she DENIED THE NAME HER DADDY GAVE HER and DENIED BEING MARRIED TO JIM. If I may use a favorite phrase of Jim's, they were acting like LITERAL WHITE NIGGERS. This is Ralph-tier behavior and Pedokur should be relentlessly mocked for it.

Never, it's based when le Jim does it. P-please I don't want his rabid fans to bully me

 

[FedPostalService]

The gamergaters, those who were there

virgin hands typed this.

If you’re still talking about Gamergate in [insert current year] you really need to neck yourself.

Edaddy Jim hates you btw.

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

virgin hands typed this.

If you’re still talking about Gamergate in [insert current year] you really need to neck yourself.

Edaddy Jim hates you btw.

I just listed them; not saying I really care nor want to talk about them.

It’s just the history, and I did see someone talking about him in reference to GG in current year. Don’t remember where.

Try again?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

You will silly!
As well as I, and most everybody in this thread. The gamergaters, those who were there in the early days.
We are talking thousands upon thousands of people.

I won’t remember your username or this conversation in a week, so how is my point invalid?
Oh that’s right; you all are just retarded and disappointing

I'll remember Mr. Dink and his broken grill.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The guy was the king of the weird side of the internet,

It's less a "king of the weird side of the itnetnet" thing and more that Jim's always been "just some guy that looks at shit he finds funny and laughs at it". Before and after the cancer both fanbase and literal. It's kind of interesting how through eerything he's just kinda stayed like that and I appreciate the consistency of the guy even if he's now just embedded within 50 cancer layers. Look at the shit that happened to a lot of other "funny guys talk about/laugh at shit" types the last decade and what no fun allowed type fucktards they became. There used to be a lot more people like him out there that just uploaded shit whenever they got around to it. Now you run into people even tangentally similar to that and they're slathered in constant algoyrithm slop video essay upload spam riddled with sponsor segments. Not fun! One day the shitposters will rise again, I hope.

Anyways, none of this shits gonna save him or make him immune to credit card debt, especially with the cancer.

 

[TV's Adam West]

A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!

 

[Kikemaster]

Seeing as this has become a spam thread, I just wanted to say:

THE CIA NIGGERS GLOW IN THE DARK
YOU CAN SEE THEM IF YOU'RE DRIVING
YOU JUST RUN THEM OVER
THATS WHAT YOU DO

Spoiler

FUCKING CIA NIGGERS

 

[Heem 'em all.]

Stop this retarded fence-sitting pilpul.

lmao "fence-sitting" like Metokur having some credit card debt or sending his yellow woman to answer a door years ago is some hot button issue, you histrionic faggot.

 

[SpellforceFan]

sent his Cambodian streetwalker to the door

If you can't order a woman around, why even get married to her? He's already making her do cartwheels on their house's roof to hang christmas lights.

 

[stupid fufu]

This thread was amazing to read while eating breakfast. Thanks niggers. Godsneed.

 

[LimeRikki]

My e-daddy's so fucking cool
Everyday, he drops me at school
To slap fight with tards
(Go straight for the nards)
Hey asshole, don't call me a tool!

Can't you see, I've got cap locks on?
(That's what makes my argument strong)
Anger them quicker
Give them a sticker
Has papa Jim noticed me fawn?

 

[EyeGuy]

lmao "fence-sitting" like Metokur having some credit card debt or sending his yellow woman to answer a door years ago is some hot button issue, you histrionic faggot.

NOOOOOOO THE FACT THAT MY E-DADDY HERO BEHAVED EXACTLY LIKE ETHAN RALPH ISN'T FUNNY. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE FUN OF HIM FOR IT. I'M BEMUSED AND COOL JUST LIKE DADDY GYM.

PUT DOWN THE BROOM SWEEPY SQUAD FAGGOT.

 

[Desktop User2]

Friendly reminder that even with some light CC debt Jim will be remembered long after you are forgotten.

I agree, every twink that used O´Furniture as a surrogate father will remember him till the end of their lives. Said ending may more than likely be a school shooting or a deadly allergy to sylicon.

 

[Bridget]

So all the mass faggotry aside when's the Jim strem? Did he say or just announce he has concepts of a plan to strem?

 

[Desktop User2]

NOOOOOOO THE FACT THAT MY E-DADDY HERO BEHAVED EXACTLY LIKE ETHAN RALPH ISN'T FUNNY.

The "defaulting on debt is BASED" crew ia the funniest. These people are either literal children, literal niggers or the trashiest of trailer trash with zero possessions in life, nothing that can be repo´d.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

The "defaulting on debt is BASED" crew ia the most funny. These people are either literal children, literal niggers or the trashiest of trailer trash with zero possessions in life, nothing that can be repo´d.

Yeah, my high achieving brother might be a multimillionaire, but the banks have things to take from him. I'm owning the banks by owning nothing, checkmate faggots, what you gonna do about that? He might have made a few million dollars, but I stiffed the bank out of not 4, but 5, grand. I'm the real winner in this situation. Banks BTFO.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

JIM IS A FILTHY DRUNK PADDY
A SCAMMING GROOMING MICK
POTATO NIGGER E-DADDY
JADE DOESN'T TOUCH HIS DICK​

 

[Terrorist]

If it were Ralph paypigging obese loli pedos or niggerishly cowering while sending Pantsu to face his debts, would the jimcels ITT be saying “Where’s the funny? This is a nothing burger, you’re clearly just seething over The Ralphamale’s success”? Hell no. We all know they’d be sperging the fuck out and writing essays dissecting how Ralph held a fry in an effeminate way while he hid from the debt collector.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

everyone ITT