Dragon Age: The Veilguard - A woke disaster? Yep!

Are u woke enough for this game?

  • Hell yeah, I want play it with my wife's son

    Votes: 169 9.4%
  • Nope, I need to suck more girlcock first

    Votes: 389 21.7%
  • Yasss, I identify as an autistic dwarf of color

    Votes: 376 21.0%
  • Nah, I rather play Fallout76

    Votes: 855 47.8%

  • Total voters
    1,790
I'll confess, I've done the lesbian leliana romance in DAO and a lesbian Merrill romance. They aren't bad at all, andthe way its built up with Leliana-it feels like the game wants you to romance her as a lesbian.

Same with femshep and Liara(I feel both VAs really sell it better than with Maleshep tbh).
 
I'll confess, I've done the lesbian leliana romance in DAO and a lesbian Merrill romance. They aren't bad at all, andthe way its built up with Leliana-it feels like the game wants you to romance her as a lesbian.

Same with femshep and Liara(I feel both VAs really sell it better than with Maleshep tbh).
Meanwhile, i done both Leliana & Merril romance as male.
More based than you think.
Fucking shoes
 
So have I. Honestly mostly female romance options in DA are unisexual-that is they work both ways.

Only Morrigan and Cassandra...I think are like outright heterosexual romances?
 
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That quote from the article ... what exactly is it trying to say? That's almost 8 lines of blathering that says nothing. Zero content. How did this get published? How did this "journalist" take this idiot seriously? Why would this dipshit waste a puff piece to say nothing like this instead of begging for a new job or crying about harassment as they're always wont to do?
 
It's ragebait. A desperate attempt to still get views and clicks in an age of a dying medium that is sinking fast.

ETA: https://www.smashjt.com/post/biowar...eaves-following-dragon-age-the-veilguard-flop

Looks like a "senior writer" Sylvia Feketekuty (she just wrote Josephine and Emmrich however) had fled the coop, but didn't have Plan B, so likely it's a "to spend more time with the family" kind of resignation?

Looks like the piper may have come calling at BioWare's door...
 
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At this point, why does anyone still even work at BioWare? Like, no company should or would survive this sort of turnover.
If it were literally any other company Bioware would have been shut down half a decade ago. EA still thinks Mass Effect 5 will do Halo 2 numbers for some reason and I have no idea why because Andromeda was such a huge flop it barely sold a million copies.

This is a really bad time for Bioware, Larian ate their lunch and everything is riding on ME5 which according to leaks has pronouns and non binary options in the CC so we're off to a great fucking start on Veilguard in space.
 
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Man, why is everything so shit these days? This isn't nostalgia speaking. I've been watching shows and playing games (specifically Origins) made over a decade ago and finding them unbelievably better than modern slop, complete with actually doing new or politically incorrect shit. Is there a single goddamn game anyone here is looking forward to? Really think about it. What was the last time you were looking forward to something with no ill suspicions?
 
Man, why is everything so shit these days? This isn't nostalgia speaking. I've been watching shows and playing games (specifically Origins) made over a decade ago and finding them unbelievably better than modern slop, complete with actually doing new or politically incorrect shit.
Quite a few reasons.

1. People have aged out. The younger boomers and older gen x people who were making decent shit? If they were successful enough, retired. Otherwise moved onto other things(different industry, doing a purely management role, tard wrangling at their own startups, etc.). This isn't just game devs either. It's writers for video games, TV, movies. Almost anyone worth a shit is 50+ at this point.

2. The next crowd in is the late 20s to early 30s group of fuckups. These are people who have never experienced much of anything negative in their lives, spent their entire youth being lied to about how such a special snowflake they are and being awarded participation trophies by boomers, etc. What the fuck is someone who at best has spent most of their lives with most of the sum of mankind's knowledge at their fingertips, consuming brainrot, supposed to come up with that's interesting? Their idea of a struggle is trying to score oppression points for made up mental illnesses on tumblr and giving themselves the psychiatric version of Munchausen syndrome in the process. They didn't grow up with a cold war looming over their head, having friends or themselves eating government cheese, pondering the unlikely possibility of a draft, actually done a damned thing for any kind of real civil rights or equality, etc.

3. The geriatrics running things at the top(corporate boards, politicians, etc.) were the morons who gave these idiots their participation trophies and special snowflake speeches in the first place, so they aren't going to suddenly turn on them and state that they were lying for the past 30 years. This group of morons is the new voting block and consumer base that keeps these old fucks in power at this point, and the past decade of dumbass consumers proves they were right to do what they did.

4. Now you might think that as the boomers age out and get replaced by the older gen x people and younger boomers, that this situation might flip flop. Fuck no. The writers, programmers, designers, etc. that have retired don't want to jump back into this shit. It's stupid and not worth their time. That leaves room for the morons to fail upwards.
 
This is a really bad time for Bioware, Larian ate their lunch and everything is riding on ME5 which according to leaks has pronouns and non binary options in the CC so we're off to a great fucking start on Veilguard in space.
they also better get their asses in gear, because it would be in true bioware fashion shitting out an absolutely woke goyslop mass effect years after everyone moved on and we're back to dudebros with hot chicks. veilguard already feels like a game years too late.
 
veilguard already feels like a game years too late.

Veilguard finally dropping (five years later than it should have) and being one of the most suffocatingly woke games ever made, going on sale five days before Trump was reelected and a seeming preference cascade against woke trash being unleashed is already pretty damn funny.
 
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If it were literally any other company Bioware would have been shut down half a decade ago. EA still thinks Mass Effect 5 will do Halo 2 numbers for some reason and I have no idea why because Andromeda was such a huge flop it barely sold a million copies.

This is a really bad time for Bioware, Larian ate their lunch and everything is riding on ME5 which according to leaks has pronouns and non binary options in the CC so we're off to a great fucking start on Veilguard in space.
Would be hilarious if EA throws a few hundred million at the game to only be a bigger flop than Wokeguard.
 
For all its faults, that game tried to wrap its woke elements in flavors and themes of the setting.

This game doesn't even pretend. It straight goes for Portland/California tumblrweed English - "I'M NON-BINARY!!!" - without any regard for the fantasy flavor. The result is as putrid as the smell of poorly maintained nu-vadge.
 
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