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When will Jack drop dead?

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If he's so buddy-buddy w/ AI, you'd think he'd take some of his ideas, and ask ChatGPT if they're good ones
He is so deluded about his skills as a chef that I sincerely doubt he is capable of asking Chatgpt honest questions about food. I imagine his interactions with AI have never deviated from him barking orders at it with his blind retard spelling.

'juicy chillli meas CARNVORE.'

Then he reads the generated recipe and I assume simply believes his super sized portions of dairy are actually normal and so plusses it up accordingly.
 
Truffles are one of those things that are good or even really good but not "what the fuck am I paying for this" good.
Like a lot of things I've bought them once just to try and they were genuinely good. But yeah, they're not worth the price. The idea I get from them is it's expensive so it must be good.

Not that Fatty would know. He's got the palate of a really dull child.
 
I'm at a point I can't laugh at Jack anymore. Not because I grew a soul but it's so sad. This pizza steak was a cry for help no more when anyone in a major city hears a hobo "i'll suck your dick for fent" .

Jacks gonna die soon and we can't laugh at him anymore.

Such a mess.
 
>Sometimes it comes in a square sometimes it comes in a ball

I think people get executed in Italy for blasphemy and anti-cheese hate speech like this. I could be wrong.
(No more Jamie Oliver thread, but I am going to make a Community Watch "food youtube" thread instead.)
 
I'm thinking he's doesn't even know what Texas chili is, or he exclusively views chili as a way of getting rid of old meat he doesnt know what to do with. He has a decade and a half of content, claims to be on a carnivore diet and and just last month was his "chili month" You'd think he'd have made something at least close to Texas chili even by accident.
Because all chili is, to Fatty's brain, is a vehicle to get gud meat, cheese, and grease into his stomach in a form he can practically drink off camera. Hilariously a proper texas chili would actually go down smoother but since this is Fatty, he doesn't have time for that, and he needs that gud meat now. So we get his pressure cooker soup mess on camera instead.
 
What did Jack mean by this?

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He is so deluded about his skills as a chef that I sincerely doubt he is capable of asking Chatgpt honest questions about food. I imagine his interactions with AI have never deviated from him barking orders at it with his blind retard spelling.

'juicy chillli meas CARNVORE.'

Then he reads the generated recipe and I assume simply believes his super sized portions of dairy are actually normal and so plusses it up accordingly.
I tried it and added pessure cooker to it and got this reply
It sounds like you're looking for a recipe to make juicy chili meat using a pressure cooker, focusing on a carnivore (meat-based) approach. Here's a simple and flavorful recipe to help you get that perfect, tender, chili meat.

### Carnivore Pressure Cooker Chili Meat Recipe

#### Ingredients:
- 2 lbs (900g) beef chuck, ground beef, or beef stew meat (or a mix)
- 1/2 lb (225g) pork belly or ground pork (optional for richness)
- 1 tablespoon olive oil (or tallow)
- 1 medium onion, chopped (optional for strict carnivores, you can omit it)
- 4 cloves garlic, minced (optional, for flavor)
- 1-2 tablespoons chili powder (or ground dried chilies for more authentic flavor)
- 1 tablespoon smoked paprika (optional, for smoky depth)
- 1 teaspoon cumin (optional)
- 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional for heat)
- Salt and pepper to taste
- 1 cup beef broth (or water, if you prefer to keep it stricter carnivore)
- 1-2 tablespoons tomato paste (optional, depending on how strict you want to be)
- 2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar or lime juice (optional, for tang)

#### Instructions:

1. **Prepare Your Meat:**
- If you're using beef stew meat or chuck, cut it into smaller pieces to ensure even cooking. For ground beef or pork, there's no need for cutting.

2. **Sear the Meat (Optional):**
- Heat olive oil (or tallow) in your pressure cooker on the "Sauté" setting.
- Brown the meat in batches to develop a rich, deep flavor. Remove and set it aside. (If using ground meat, just break it apart and brown it.)

3. **Sauté Aromatics (Optional):**
- If using onion or garlic, sauté them in the pressure cooker until fragrant, about 2-3 minutes.

4. **Spices:**
- Add the chili powder, smoked paprika, cumin, cayenne, salt, and pepper to the pot. Stir for 1 minute to toast the spices, which enhances their flavors.

5. **Deglaze:**
- Pour in the beef broth or water to deglaze the pot, scraping up any browned bits from the bottom with a wooden spoon.

6. **Add Meat Back:**
- Return the browned meat to the pot. Stir well to combine.

7. **Pressure Cook:**
- Close the lid, set the valve to “Sealing,” and cook on high pressure for 30-35 minutes. The meat should be incredibly tender.

8. **Release Pressure:**
- After the cooking time is up, allow the pressure to release naturally for about 10 minutes, then perform a quick release to release any remaining pressure.

9. **Optional Final Adjustments:**
- If you want a thicker consistency, you can simmer the chili on "Sauté" mode for a few minutes to reduce the liquid. Add more seasoning or a splash of apple cider vinegar/lime juice for acidity if desired.

10. **Serve:**
- Spoon the chili meat into bowls. You can top it with cheese, sour cream, or avocado (if following a less strict carnivore diet), or simply enjoy as is.

#### Tips:
- **Meat Choice:** A combination of beef and pork gives a great balance of flavor and richness. If you're strictly carnivore, just stick to beef or another single protein.
- **No Tomatoes:** For a true carnivore chili, skip the tomato paste and any non-meat ingredients like beans or vegetables.
- **Extra Heat:** Adjust the cayenne or chili powder to your heat preference.

Enjoy your rich and juicy carnivore chili!
 
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What did Disney do this time?
It's because Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is out grossing Mufasa

But the thing is Mufasa is bombing because people hate it for being a soulless "live action" spinoff to the Lion King and lacks the same nostalgia factor that made the 2019 Lion King a billion dollars. Even the director of Mufasa admitted he did it for the money. Mufasa is just a shitty film made exclusively to milk the Lion King IP, and part of the increasingly unpopular live action movies Disney is making (even if their "live action" Lion Kings are expensive cartoons). It also fails since Disney made a shit load of money from Inside Out 2, Deadpool & Wolverine, and Moana 2.

Jack is just a retard who has shit taste in films because he is also blaming Kraven's failure on "politics" despite being a shit film connected to a very hated cinematic universe while also being R rated because Sony thought they'd get the same success from Deadpool & Wolverine.

tl;dr Dumb Retard blames anything else for widely hated movies not making money
 
It's because Sonic the Hedgehog 3 is out grossing Mufasa

But the thing is Mufasa is bombing because people hate it for being a soulless "live action" spinoff to the Lion King and lacks the same nostalgia factor that made the 2019 Lion King a billion dollars. Even the director of Mufasa admitted he did it for the money. Mufasa is just a shitty film made exclusively to milk the Lion King IP, and part of the increasingly unpopular live action movies Disney is making (even if their "live action" Lion Kings are expensive cartoons). It also fails since Disney made a shit load of money from Inside Out 2, Deadpool & Wolverine, and Moana 2.

Jack is just a retard who has shit taste in films because he is also blaming Kraven's failure on "politics" despite being a shit film connected to a very hated cinematic universe while also being R rated because Sony thought they'd get the same success from Deadpool & Wolverine.

tl;dr Dumb Retard blames anything else for widely hated movies not making money
Jack has a pathological need to be "right" all the time and is too low-IQ to mask it in sophistry (see Scott Adams for the high-IQ example of this). When something he likes isn't popular, he views it as the entire movie-going population disagreeing with him and telling him he's wrong. This is a problem because his usual defense mechanisms of shouting down and projecting his own argumentativeness on others don't work here. So he squares the circle with idiotic theories like this, with the bonus that he also gets to self-validate his own persecution complex.
 
But the thing is Mufasa is bombing because people hate it for being a soulless "live action" spinoff to the Lion King and lacks the same nostalgia factor that made the 2019 Lion King a billion dollars.
Ironically one of the most successful parts of the Lion King franchise was (and is) the Broadway musical. Obviously live action. It's the "soulless" part that made the difference. Well, the OBVIOUSLY soulless part. Disney mostly succeeded before wokeshit by successfully faking sincerity.
 
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