My dad walked in on me playing my anime games and now he thinks I'm a queer, what do I do?

Daddy's Angry Juice

Daddy's Angry Juice

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My dad invaded my safe space by barging into my basement apartment, clearly a violation of the lease agreement, and yelling about how I need to keep it down as he and my mom had to get up for work in the morning.

I was busy playing Akiba Strip at the time and he saw when I finished off a male enemy. I tried to explain to him that the main mechanic of the game was to disrobe the enemy characters in combat and that I was solely there for the girls in the game and that he had just came in at the wrong time.

Ever since he's been acting weird around me, he's been asking me if I've been interested in any girls recently, he's taken down all of his Jean Claude Van Damme posters in the garage, he gets very panicked I see him in his underwear and now he refuses to shower with me like we used to.

Is there anyway I can convince him that I am not a homosexual, or is our relationship forever ruined?
 
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Make sure he sees you playing this instead.

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Spiny Rumples said:
What were you wearing at the time?
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I was wearing my ceremonial gooning garb, which my father should have known since I lit incense in front of my door. He is just a disrespectful ass.
Frederica Bernkastel said:
Stop living with your parents
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You fucking dipshit, I don't "live with my parents" I sub-let from them Mr. Brainiac, and I'm allowed to play my music until 10pm unless Lucy (our co-parented dog) gets startled.
 
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Frederica Bernkastel said:
Okay, but seriously, stop living with your parents. And stop being mean.
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I don't live with my parents, bro. And I'm very nice, I jerked a dude off in VR Chat and didn't even ask him to return the favor, maybe you just need to look over your outdated definitions of "living with your parents" and "being nice" you fucking bigot.
 
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Daddy's Angry Juice said:
I was wearing my ceremonial gooning garb, which my father should have known since I lit incense in front of my door. He is just a disrespectful ass.
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That's pretty solid devotion. I don't think you'll be able to stop him from thinking that you are gay, but if you join a gooning monastery or make one of your own it should provide a more uplifting experience for you.
 
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Spiny Rumples said:
That's pretty solid devotion. I don't think you'll be able to stop him from thinking that you are gay, but if you join a gooning monastery or make one of your own it should provide a more uplifting experience for you.
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To be honest I've thought about it, but everytime I get close to the patron saint of gooning "St. Shadman" my body feels the urge to back away.
 
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