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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,034
Even Jon is dunking on Alex now lmao.

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What has Jet said that he since went back on?
His sour grapes rant against "terminally online lolcow nostalgia" after they failed to convince Cobes to come on, only to try (and fail) to bring on Joshua Block, while also bringing back Airsoft Fatty every season.
 
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Alex better clap back after a burn like that. If they ever get into an argument on stream, Alex would never shut the fuck up about Jon's speeck impediment. That's how he "argues": he finds a flaw in someone and starts yapping about it nonstop.
"You can't talk worth a damn, I swear on my dad's life if we ever meet there's gonna be a monkey storm!"
"I can't pwonounce Wetawd but I'm also not mawwied to a ugwy, fat cunt. Shout out Nick Flentez."

^But for a good 15 minutes.
 
What spurred Jon on to start taking shots at the ogre and Alex? Was it the Mizzy drama? Is an attack on Mizzy an attack on all fish?

Not sure what Alex was hoping to accomplish uploading that clip of the hawg vs Mizzy, it just made them look terrible and made Mizzy look good. I hope the Mizzler uploads the full hawg confrontation.
 
What spurred Jon on to start taking shots at the ogre and Alex? Was it the Mizzy drama? Is an attack on Mizzy an attack on all fish?

Not sure what Alex was hoping to accomplish uploading that clip of the hawg vs Mizzy, it just made them look terrible and made Mizzy look good. I hope the Mizzler uploads the full hawg confrontation.
He's been on a redpill masculinity tweeting spree lately and the monkey king is a low hanging fruit.
 
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Jon is having a Twitter space with CK right now, shit talking Alex B committing bestiality by fucking a cow, will be taking notes :story::

  • Asking CK if she knew Alex B likes to fuck cows "He's somewhere from the south where they like to fuck cows and stuff", and calling him disgusting and that bestiality is a sin.
  • "The cow doesn't let him eat any food either"
  • Rumors of CK trying to seduce cryokeen, CK replies she'd rather kill herself and that he's an incel faggot loser. Some twitter fag proceeds to elaborate so she leaves.
  • Jon immediately goes back to shit talking Alex lmao.
  • Alex apparently released a video talking about Jon.
  • Jon laughs about Alex banning him, says that Alex is only making vids now because he's mad and that on a serious note, it's really funny.
  • Now wants to bring in Cryokeen, asks if anyone isn't blocked by him and lets out a small laugh.
  • "I love how easy it is to rile him up, he's the easiest dude to piss off"
  • "She's a beast of an animal"
  • "I pity Alex B, how he's been trapped by a cow like that and that cow beats him on a regular basis"
  • "He wants to be beaten by a cow, he wants to have beastiality sex that's all he does"
  • Returns to the CK allegations. Someone in the discord said that there's screenshots of nudes and sensitive information that she could apparently sue over and that she "100% guaranteed" seduced Cryokeen into posting his dick all over the internet
  • CK returns and denies everything, saying that Cryo made up everything (It's cryo so it's very plausible)
  • CK claims to be autistic, calls herself a crazy ex, she starts ranting about how Jon's trying to use people and bully them and sees her as a lolcow
  • I tuned out but CK is sperging out after being accused of confirming that she did manipulate Cryo
  • Jon's orbiters are annoying

They're still going but it just got repetitive and annoying so I left
 
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  • I tuned out but CK is sperging out after being accused of confirming that she did manipulate Cryo
LOL I've been joking about CK having to resort to Cryo every time I see her pop up on the fishtank tag on twitter. god I did not even know this was a thing.

Truly these people are just awful, all of them.
Kiwifarms still manages to be the ONLY good place for fishtank I guess.
 
I have been writing a paper on Fishtank in my free time as a hobby. It is currently around 150k words long. It is an analysis on what content is, the ups and downs of the show, what causes these ups and downs, and a look at seasons one and two (primarily two) and how they unfolded.

I thought it would be a fun challenge to build a overly complex theory surrounding the idea of content in relation to Fishtank. Ideally, I should post it here before the next season starts.

No, I have never been diagnosed with autism.
 
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