"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Heem 'em all.]

Clearly some users find the situation funny. Anybody coming in here to say that it's not, or to hint that people are "reaching" to make this a story, as if it were a conspiracy, is shielding a sacred cow. You don't want the thread to do what it's supposed to.

When did I ever say you weren't allowed to talk about or laugh about it? I was specifically mocking that user for his overdramatic, faggoty wording.

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

I just find it funny that anytime I've heard Jim get political his stance seems to be personal responsibility. Every person is responsible for their own actions. And now it turns out he's just a nigger that doesn't pay his bills. I'm not gonna break out my pitchfork or anything like some seem to be, just find it super ironic and very funny. Pay your bills, Jim.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

You're the gayest. Stop this retarded fence-sitting pilpul. No one is claiming Jim having credit card debt in and of itself is an "epic own". The "epic own" here is that Jim received multiple default judgments against him for ignoring the debt, and sent his Cambodian streetwalker to the door because he was too scared of the collector to answer it himself. She was also so scared that she DENIED THE NAME HER DADDY GAVE HER and DENIED BEING MARRIED TO JIM. If I may use a favorite phrase of Jim's, they were acting like LITERAL WHITE NIGGERS. This is Ralph-tier behavior and Pedokur should be relentlessly mocked for it.

This is not Ralph-tier behavior, Ralph never did anything this insane with his finances, he never changed the name his daddy gave him and sent Amanda to the door when process servers looking for him with her giving her name as "Jane Doe" and her relation to Ralph as "roommate".

The "defaulting on debt is BASED" crew ia the funniest. These people are either literal children, literal niggers or the trashiest of trailer trash with zero possessions in life, nothing that can be repo´d.

It's not "based". Nobody cared. Nobody from any of these issuers were crying themselves to sleep because Jim O'Shaughnessy from Minnesota didn't pay for his Nintendo Switch and anime DVD boxed sets. It just means that his credit score went to utter shit, at a time when he was allegedly planning on starting a family, and based on the issuers of the cards his credit score probably wasn't anything to write home about to start with anyway.

By the way, the issuers that target borrowers with poor credit charge a premium that more than compensates for the risk of default in that market segment. And Jim paid it all and more.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ralph never did anything this insane with his finances

Yeah, Ralph just spent all his money on booze, drugs, and hookers. And a gay red truck.

 

[Dean Pentel]

You know, if we get these kinds of meltdowns, I hope Jim lives for a few more years. I want to see what humanity is capable of just to get at Jim and the status quo set around him. We are going to get into territories never before explored.

You're in luck, good sir, because Jim and that terrible, awful, no-good voice aren't going anywhere for a long time. Because his fibromyalgia or whatever he says he has isn't actually killing him.

 

[Desktop User2]

If only there were some anime boomer podcast that I could learn more about this....

Do you know about any? I´m pretty tired of tuning in to some Internet commentators and they using the same AWESOMESTRATOR routine for the 3rd time.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

AND A BIT OF CAPS LOCK

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

That was all it took, huh? Great job @Balldo's Gate . You can sleep well knowing Nick will be giggling about medicare's misfortune .

 

[LittleKittyKat]

Find somebody that are more entertaining than Mister Metokur.

Fun fact: You can't.

 

[Nick Obre]

Ralph ... never changed the name his daddy gave him

He did deny the name HIS DADDY gave him when some guy on the Rekieta omnibus thing asked him "hey are you Ralph?" and he went "I AM NOT ETHAN RALPH"

 

[MooseGump]

Find somebody that are more entertaining than Mister Metokur.

Fun fact: You can't.

Mister Minotaur

 

[Lidl Drip]

You're in luck, good sir, because Jim and that terrible, awful, no-good voice aren't going anywhere for a long time. Because his fibromyalgia or whatever he says he has isn't actually killing him.

I think he might actually have cancer aids, but he found a way to keep himself alive by directly injecting superchats straight into his bloodstream. Like that episode of South Park where they cure AIDS with money. As long as the sweaty squad's pockets never run dry, Jim will live forever.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That was all it took, huh? Great job @Balldo's Gate . You can sleep well knowing Nick will be giggling about medicare's misfortune .

I don't understand this post, what Nick are you talking about?

He did deny the name HIS DADDY gave him when some guy on the Rekieta omnibus thing asked him "hey are you Ralph?" and he went "I AM NOT ETHAN RALPH"

Thank you for confirming my point: Ralph never legally changed his name, Ralph never did something as ridiculous as telling a process server (or someone he feared to be a process server, as in this case) that his name was "john Doe", and he never instructed his wife to describe herself to process servers as his roommate.

As ridiculous as Ralph saying his name is not Ethan Ralph was, Jim is on the same tier if not lower.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Thank you for confirming my point: Ralph never legally changed his name, Ralph never did something as ridiculous as telling a process server (or someone he feared to be a process server, as in this case) that his name was "john Doe", and he never instructed his wife to describe herself to process servers as his roommate.

As ridiculous as Ralph saying his name is not Ethan Ralph was, Jim is on the same tier if not lower.

Yeah. Ralph just abandoned multiple children, beat his wives, but hey, a name change is so much worse

 

[Vibralldo]

Yeah. Ralph just abandoned multiple children, beat his wives, but hey, a name change is so much worse

Yeah, saying "Ralph never did anything as ridiculous as using a fake name" is a bit silly when the man literally released a sex tape of himself thumbing a girl's ass to own her ex.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

How is it that Medicare's fan base can't even tolerate people laughing at Jim behaving like a nigger when the paperwork shows Jim behaving like a nigger. For someone who was the face of being one of the prominent cases of unjust censorship trying to make his ridicule off limits, the Sweepy Squad tries to flood any ridicule of Jim with pages upon pages of copes, half-truths, outright lies and general buffoonery. You idolize the King of Zing, Metokur himself, but can't handle it when a little bantz is thrown back at him. Shameful, truly shameful.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah, saying "Ralph never did anything as ridiculous as using a fake name" is a bit silly when the man literally released a sex tape of himself thumbing a girl's ass to own her ex.

That tape legally was found to be revenge pornography, making Ralph a felon. He can't buy a gun or vote.

How is it that Medicare's fan base can't even tolerate people laughing at Jim behaving like a nigger when the paperwork shows Jim behaving like a nigger. For someone who was the face of being one of the prominent cases of unjust censorship trying to make his ridicule off limits, the Sweepy Squad tries to flood any ridicule of Jim with pages upon pages of copes, half-truths, outright lies and general buffoonery. You idolize the King of Zing, Metokur himself, but can't handle it when a little bantz is thrown back at him. Shameful, truly shameful.

You compared him to Ethan Ralph. LMAO

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yeah, saying "Ralph never did anything as ridiculous as using a fake name" is a bit silly when the man literally released a sex tape of himself thumbing a girl's ass to own her ex.

I never said that. I said that despite being a stereotypical example of white trash, Ralph's financial saga is less ridiculous than Jim's:

Ralph never did anything this insane with his finances

This was in response to many people saying that any commentary about their e-daddy, Jim Metokur, which is not 100% positive should be illegal because Ethan Ralph, formerly one of Jim Metokur's closest Internet friends, exists.

That tape legally was found to be revenge pornography, making Ralph a felon. He can't buy a gun or vote.

Technically false. While he did plead no contest to a charge over that, that was a misdemeanor. He was already a felon at that point.

Note that Jim continued to sweep for Ralph long after that incident happened, however.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

You compared him to Ethan Ralph. LMAO

I actually didn't, but I will now, wigger is as wigger does. Granted, Jim does not do wiggery 24/7, but the way he handled his finances in the four cases cited, as well as the way Jade handled her finances, was wigger behavior. Obviously Ralph's crimes are worse and more extensive, but that doesn't exonerate Jim from the ridiculous way he handled his credit cards in the 2010s. It was stupid. Doing stupid things isn't the end of the world, it's this thread's complete refusal to admit that it was stupid that is shameful.

Added in edit: I realize now that Jade can not engage in wigger behavior, as she can not be a wigger. I believe chigger would be the proper term?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Technically false. While he did plead no contest to a charge over that, that was a misdemeanor. He was already a felon at that point.

The result is still the same.

Note that Jim continued to sweep for Jim long after that incident happened, however.

Until he didn't. Unlike you, who sweeps for the pig monster now.