Brutal TRVTHNVKE about Reddit Farms

[WelperHelper99]

Slurs aren't as fun as you think they are, chuddy. Are you a 15-year-old (or worse, normaltroon) who thinks South Park is peak comedy?

Slurs are peak comedy

 

[KittyGremlin]

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Slurs are peak comedy

I misread and thought you were talking about sluts...

 

[DickMain]

The majority of the posters here are blithering retards with little to say

Hey take my dumbrate, it's all you ever seem to do around here, nigger.

 

[draggs]

gegbvll

People who talk like this invariably:

1. Smell really really bad
2. Have the beetus
and
3. Goon sesh 80% of their waking hours (consooming weed product and housing an entire box of Lucky Charms/chimken nuggies takes up another 17%)

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Saying slurs isn't inherently funny, chuddy.

Slurs aren't as fun as you think they are, chuddy. Are you a 15-year-old (or worse, normaltroon) who thinks South Park is peak comedy?

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[ElHijodeDeficienciaCogni]

After spending a few minutes here I can easily say that all of are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else, and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals. I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.

I'd have to say that this thread is full of lurkers, attackers, and trolls, who have nothing better to do than throw their elitist opinions around in an attempt at misguided show-boating with people they'd never ever meet.

None of you build any persona or stand by anything remotely attached that I can feel some sort of personal connection to. You lack any sort of direction and I can't have that. You're analogies are far too complicated, linear, and they're rather contradictory. Why, there's never even any variety here!

I give this seethefest, masquerading as a discussion, a 1/10.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The spastic sharty children are sad creatures. Their despairing and hopeless lives have warped them, and their mutated gibberings are a cry of pain. They have nothing waiting for them.

They should be placed into a medically induced coma, and then eventually jettisoned into space to hopefully start their own colony, culture, and eventually their own civilization on an asteroid in the far reaches of the galaxy, where they can peacefully mew to each other and engage in homosexual anal intercourse, as is their natural inclination. Inshallah.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

The majority of the posters here are blithering retards with little to say.

The technical term is low-IQ gorilla niggers, per Dear Feeder.

 

[Drip Torch]

After reading OP's post twice I dont have any fuckin clue to what they are trying to say.

 

[Azure05]

אני הומו ואוהב זין שחור גדול

You sound like a kike. A coin clipping kike. A jewish bald rat kike.
I have a gun and a knife. I am God. I am President.
You sound like a disingenuous piece of shit rat kike, subversion kike, tranny enabling communist kike permanent wretch. DIE KIKE DIE. the holocaust never happened but it should have, and hopefully another one happens soon. EAT THIS SWASTIKA AND CHOKE TO DEATH ON IT YOU GREASY KIKE
And for your actions, the faggots have committed an unforgivable crime. All faggots shall be removed from Europe and America. No one shall love them nor forgive them. Israel shall be destroyed. Africa shall be recolonized.
And everyone you love goes to hell forever and ceases to be. Along with you.
All that you hate happens. And all that you hate is good. All that you hate wins. And all that you hate is loved by all.
Every harm against you and your ancestors is blessed and good. All that you are is undone. And all you get is punishment.
All your love dies. All that you have is taken. And all that you love kills you.
TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA kill niggers kill kikes 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the Trump2025 reich lynch niggers gas the kikes.
die kike die. DIE KIKE DIE. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the #Trump2025 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is fuhrer, Trump is GOD.

 

[WilliamDeLaPole]

I like the animal threads

 

[Cuban Pete]

Soyjak.party’s plagued thread will outlive the image board’s culture and hosting.

 

[Space Police]

Soyjak.party’s plagued thread will outlive the image board’s culture and hosting.

The Shiwi has fallen, so I doubt that.

 

[Axiom.]

Yeah, sounds good.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

be to obsessively archive and screenshot someone

I don't, I just paste the url here because if its important someone else will be fucked to archive it and instead of screenshots I use snipping tool

 

[#lurker]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kiwi Farms. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of lolcowdom most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Nulls's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his forum- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Patrick Tomlinsons literature, for instance. The users understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these threads, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Kiwi Farms truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rekieta's existential crisis, which itself is a cryptic allusion to Mendes's epic American Beauty. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Josh's genius website unfolds itself on their computer screen. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Kiwi Farms tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

 

[Cats]

i enjoy Interacting and communicating with all of my friends on the kiwifarms website .

 

[Lords Greatsword]

>you're a soyteen which means the kiwi jannies already have it out for you anyway, normally it would be out of character for me to suggest to someone to stop trolling jannies, but unless you want all of your threads to get banished to spergatory from here on and eventually get the banhammer, STOP.
<[REDDIT SPACING]
>I wish it was different, but our affinity for traced images meant to mock emasculated males has put a target on our backs and every minute we spend here while having soy lingo in our signatures and over fifty, incomprehensible posts in the sharty thread has made us 'teens endure oppressive and harsh treatment by the kiwi jannies simply due to the fact we do not act like everyone else, kissing the boots of Null and taking it like a good little boy whenever the harsh Trombonista rains down her fiery fury upon us.
<[REDDIT SPACING]
>Like I said, I wish things were different my fellow 2024 soyteen kiwi but that's just how the pendulum swings and it isn't in favour of us.

 

[Hunter Hearst Helmsley]

We love the poorly educated blithering retards with little to say.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

This site is supposed to be serious?