"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 60 33.5%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 119 66.5%

  • Total voters
    179
IT'S NOT FUNNY THAT ETHAN OLIVER O'SHAUGHNESSY HID LIKE A SCARED LITTLE BITCH AND CHANGED THE NAME HIS DADDY GAVE HIM.

IT'S NOT FUNNY THAT HE SENT THE SIAMESE STREETWALKER TO THE DOOR WHILE HE SHELTERED IN PLACE IN THE ANIME DUNGEON.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MOCK MY E-DADDY. HE'S BEMUSED AND COOL.

BACK TO REDDIT, JANNY.

SWEEP IT UP FOR DADDY GYM.
This reply proves my entire point.
You're pure cope and seethe when you could be making shit like this
If you're actually funny, it makes it harder for people to disagree with you.
If you're really annoying then even if you're right, people will still think you're a faggot.
 
That's the whole point. That's the whole reason I brought Ralph's finances up.

There are like 5 pages straight of Jim e-sons with manchild moron morality of saying Jim ruining his credit and getting default judgments against him over relatively small amounts of credit card debt during a period which he was allegedly planning on starting a family is "based", because he's apparently sticking it to the credit card issuers, even though he ultimately paid back the full principal PLUS accumulated interest PLUS court costs to the third party collection agencies that bought the debt in each case he was sued.

If you're a manchild moron who thinks that that is "based", as if Jim Metokur's refusal to pay for his anime DVD box sets came to the attention of anyone at Capital One beyond an automated algorithm or had any impact at all on anything other than sending his credit score from "bad" to "even worse", you have to think Ethan Ralph's life as a white trash debt cheat is even more of an inspiration, because Ralph has done a much better job at being a successful debt cheat.

There is no reason to believe that what Jim did with his finances was based and what Ralph has done is reprehensible other than Jim Metokur being your e-daddy and Ethan Ralph being your e-daddy's former bestest Internet friend turned worst enemy for a reason Metokur has never really explained.

The existence of people like Ethan Ralph and Jim O'Shaughnessy is why people with a poor or limited credit history face high credit card fees and rates.
I'm certainly not going to argue that it's "based," and I'd like to hope that most of the people saying as much are doing it somewhat tongue-in-cheek (yeah "Fuck CC companies" to be sure, but fucking up your own credit isn't "based"). It's just the kind of thing I might give any IRL friend a ribbing for, like "c'mon dude, you should know better than that," especially over such relatively small sums, not something I'd get worked up over or would make me think every much less of someone. It's just really mundane. Hardly "Lolcow behavior" without something juicier surrounding it, or without any established pattern of other more egregious behavior.
 
Taking money from credit card companies is actually based I hope he racks up 100k and never pays it
Jim paid his balance, his interest, court costs, collection costs and ended up paying much more than he ever cost the CC companies, which wrote it off and got it back by jacking up everyone else's APR. Jim did not succeed at scamming the companies.
 
Jim paid his balance, his interest, court costs, collection costs and ended up paying much more than he ever cost the CC companies, which wrote it off and got it back by jacking up everyone else's APR. Jim did not succeed at scamming the companies.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET THAT THE REASON HE DID THAT IS HIS SPENDING HABITS. HE WANTED THE ANIME DUNGEON. WITH THE FUNKOPOPS AND THE DVDs. AND THE FIGURINES OH MY GOD THE UWU PLUSHIES TOO. HE BLEW ALL HIS MONEY SO THAT HE CAN BE A BIT MORE KAWAIIIII. HE WANTED TO COME A BIT CLOSER TO ASIA WHICH IS WHY HE ALSO ORDERED JADE FROM WHATEVER RAPE CAGE THE TAIWANESE HAD HER LOCKED IN. WE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND THAT THIS WAS AN EFFORT HE HAD TO UNDERTAKE TO COME CLOSER TO JAPAN. ITS WHY HIS CANCER WAS LIKE THIS, IT WASN'T JUST CANCER IT WAS ANIME CANCER. TENTACLES WERE POPPING OUT OF HIS BODY... TO THE MISFORTUNE OF JADE...
 
The debt is based crew should just start worshipping and paypigging DSP, king of the debt dodgers. Fucking Jim wracked up 4 figure debts, paid em in full and paid the costs of trying to dodge them in full. Weak. Phil, on the other hand, ran up six figure debts on multiple cards, got huge portions vacated by having a bankruptcy lawyer represent him, allegedly cheated the IRS and debtmaxxed like a true champion. He beat Jim by two full orders of magnitude. If you found Jim's lack of financial acumen endearing, you should worship Phil like a god come to earth.
 
The debt is based crew should just start worshipping and paypigging DSP, king of the debt dodgers. Fucking Jim wracked up 4 figure debts, paid em in full and paid the costs of trying to dodge them in full. Weak. Phil, on the other hand, ran up six figure debts on multiple cards, got huge portions vacated by having a bankruptcy lawyer represent him, allegedly cheated the IRS and debtmaxxed like a true champion. He beat Jim by two full orders of magnitude. If you found Jim's lack of financial acumen endearing, you should worship Phil like a god come to earth.
HE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN NOTES FROM PHIL. NOONE IS AS GOOD AS PHIL AT DEBTMAXXXXING. DSP MADE THE WHOLE FINANCIAL USURY SYSTEM SQUEAL FOR HIM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM FOR SOME TIPS JIMOTHY. MAYBE IF YOU BEGGED HIM A LITTLE BIT HE COULD GRACE YOU WITH HIS ROYAL PIGROACH WISDOM. ANOTHER WIN FOR KING DSP.
 
Jim paid his balance, his interest, court costs, collection costs and ended up paying much more than he ever cost the CC companies, which wrote it off and got it back by jacking up everyone else's APR. Jim did not succeed at scamming the companies.
DSP on the other hand did.

Clear DSP W.

(I remember when his bankruptcy happened and there was actually a division between people hating DSP and wanting him to lose vs banks/credit card companies suck so they should lose)
 
Mark Twain told the tales of Nigger Jim 140 years ago while he accompanied a young boy on a raft. That said, the person who said some pages back that "Jim will be remembered long after you are forgotten" was cringy as fuck. It isn't like the TikTok generations and future generations are going to be consuming Jim's content for centuries to come. He is not Homer. He is not Virgil. He is not Shakespeare. He is an obscure e-celebrity that is revered in a certain sector of the internet in modern day, not a genius of the ages. Potato Nigger Jim is not above reproach.
I mean if we were to go to the turbodelusional hypothetical that he even was close to some kind of "persona of the ages" they didn't come without their flaws. For example Diogenes the Cynic would have a thread here 100%. The guy legit fucked a chicken infront of Plato to try and make a point.

Edit: Now that i think about it Diogenes was the father of e-beggers before e-begging was a thing even.
He begged for a living and lived in a large ceramic jar in a marketplace. He did stunts like the aforementioned one. HE ALOGGED PLATO AND EVEN ALEXANDER THE GREAT. HE IS THE PROGENITOR OF THE SEKTUR.
 
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Best thread on the farms right now tbh.

People are howling at the moon, trying to finally destroy Jimothy, but have no means to do it because the smoking gun's not strong enough.
He would have to burn down an orphanage while wearing a kid diddler hat and saying he is funded by the JIDF to at last finally be defeated

DSP on the other hand did.

Clear DSP W.

(I remember when his bankruptcy happened and there was actually a division between people hating DSP and wanting him to lose vs banks/credit card companies suck so they should lose)
DSP wins by doing nothing yet again bby
 
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Best thread on the farms right now tbh.

People are howling at the moon, trying to finally destroy Jimothy, but have no means to do it because the smoking gun's not strong enough.
He would have to burn down an orphanage while wearing a kid diddler hat and saying he is funded by the JIDF to at last finally get that gosh darn cancer man.


DSP wins by doing nothing yet again bby
>People are howling at the moon, trying to finally destroy Jimothy, but have no means to do it because the smoking gun's not strong enough.
YOU MUST LEGIT HAVE SOME FORM OF BRAIN DAMAGE IF YOU THINK THAT UNIRONICALLY. YES BRO. THIS IS A GRAND GAY OP BY THE MEXICAN CHILEAN CARTEL OF KOP TO TAKE DOWN CANCERMAN. THESE SHITPOSTS HERE ARE DEFINITELY A TAKEDOWN ON MISTER MEDICARE. @Rick Nekieta is Ethan Ralph, i am Coach Redpill and KOP, @Balldo's Gate is Donga, @Desktop User2 is Cog and @EyeGuy is Drunken Surfer. AND WE ARE ALL HERE TO TAKE DOWN MEDICARE. THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE ALL REAL.
WHY WONT YOU DIEEEEEEE MEDICAREEEEE
 
This thread has been shit so lets start playing kek or cringe, I'll start

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Assuming it's in your power to do so, the only change I'd make is decrease 30 to 13, which is much closer to the total amount of his various payments and highlights the fact that Jim did not qualify for 30K in credit. He didn't even qualify for 13K, but any other number throws off the rhythm.
 
I'm no meme artist, but a format that I would find enjoyable would be Jim meeting his loan officer and pitching the loan based on a few months of hat sales. Despite having a decade of pisspoor income, multiple defaults, a collections nightmare and a shit credit score, I'd like to see an exasperated loan officer explain to him that there is no way he can approve the loan until the debts are settled in full. Jim pulls some "debt is based" argument an exasperated credit officer has to walk him through why settling the debt is the bare minimum. When asked to provide income statements, he simply says "well, for the last few months I've been selling these four star hats" which only frustrates the loan officer further. I think Jim vs. loan officer could make a good comedic sketch.
 
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