Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

[NerdShamer]

I am not Willow

Emily, we have proof that this is one of your many alias. Just move on from! the drama.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

>Complains people aren't believing her
>Posts and spergs in a thread after she didn't get the asspats she wants
>Gets a thread
>Posts in her own thread
>Tries to "own" regulars with "facts and logics"
>doesn't provide evidence of her claims
>unintentionally posts in timezones where she currently is awake (It's a failure bc I am awake at the time but choose to ignore her.)
>spams the thread with the same "proof" which isn't even proof just more autism.
>"Why doesn't anyone believe me? I'm not a tracing, clout chasing, mediocre hack of an artist!"

MFW Emily is retarded

 

[Catgirls are Love]

Emily, we have proof that this is one of your many alias. Just move on from! the drama.

Alternatively, she could provide actual relevant and coherent proof that "a Willowtheway account" "was hacked", something that everyone here (lurking or not) could independently look at and come to a conclusion that supports Emily's claims. Obviously the Gmail is out because she's still in control of it, and we know she changed the name of the YouTube account of that name (probably later deleted it). The two Xitter accounts are potential fair game as while they're both abandoned and show no signs of posting non-Emily things they're still around, same goes with the Tumblr that was very likely hers as well. Any potential DEC account by that name would be very difficult to prove as that forum no longer exists in a form we can independently verify and who knows what other accounts by that name are lurking here and there.

Emily could provide actual proof that an account of hers was "hacked" and I'd even apologize for stating she's a liar and never bring up the Willowtheway thing again. I'm completely serious; I'll even say the inconceivable phrase "Emily was right" and mean it, but only if she provides proof that somehow an account of hers was taken over by someone else and they did all the bad things on it Emily is known to have done, and it wasn't just one of the voices in her own head.

But she won't.

Because she can't.

Because above all else, Emily lies. Case in point:

Spoiler

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I used to edit Teen Titans, Sailor Moon, Naruto on another account that was popular before I was Sam.

Oh wow! I didn't realize you were an actual editor for real animation studios. And to work on such classic shows. I'm assuming you mean the original Sailor Moon which ran from 1992-97. Wow! You were really young when you worked on that show!

Oh, wait. You mean you stole copyrighted drawings and claimed them as your own. That's not impressive at all.

this is my proof of that. you may recognize my style.

What is that style called? Trash? Shit? Worthless pap? Baby's first drawing?

 

[DickMain]

you may recognize my style.

Or lack thereof.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I am not Willow. I am not a thief. I edit & draw on my own.
I used to edit Teen Titans, Sailor Moon, Naruto on another account that was popular before I was Sam.

No management would be shitty enough to hire you in the animation studio, that would just be suicide for their company. That chance of you being accepted in an animation studio that produce very successful shows is beyond astronomical. So this is a flat out lie. You'd have better chance getting early onset dementia at the age of 40 considering your IQ is below 50.

Meaning you don't and may never understand any of these.

• Normal Distribution and standard deviation (You are 3 standard deviation's below the mean in IQ (You'll never know what that means either))
• Floating Point Precision
• Parabola
• Orders of Magnitude
• Geological Time Scale
• The Fermi Paradox
• Ship of Theseus
• Apparent and Absolute Magnitude of stars
• The Lucifer Effect
• Conic Sections
• Placenta's
• Hyperinflation
• Laws of Thermodynamics
• The Periodic Table of Elements
• Linguistics
• Factorials
• How to solve a Rubik's Cube
• Precession of the Earth's Axis
• Minor and Major lunar standstills
• Gamma Ray Bursts
• The Coastline Paradox
• Lines of Longitude and Latitude
• Brachistochrone curve
• Mersenne Prime
• Probability
• Linear Algebra
• Calculus
• Trigonometry
• Banach-Tarski Paradox
• Straus-Howe Generational Theory
• Number Theory
• Mandelbrot Set
• Gabriel's Horn
• Graham's Number
• Kruskal's Tree Theorem
• Homeomorphically Irreducible Trees (Most people who've seen Good Will Hunting would know that)
• Infertility

I swear more than 99% of people in the world know at least what one of these mean.

 

[Minion Facebook Memes]

Happy 700 pages everyone! 700 pages of the same thing on repeat. I love it here.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Meaning you don't and may never understand any of these.

• Normal Distribution and standard deviation (You are 3 standard deviation's below the mean in IQ (You'll never know what that means either))
• Floating Point Precision
• Parabola
• Orders of Magnitude
• Geological Time Scale
• The Fermi Paradox
• Ship of Theseus
• Apparent and Absolute Magnitude of stars
• The Lucifer Effect
• Conic Sections
• Placenta's
• Hyperinflation
• Laws of Thermodynamics
• The Periodic Table of Elements
• Linguistics
• Factorials
• How to solve a Rubik's Cube
• Precession of the Earth's Axis
• Minor and Major lunar standstills
• Gamma Ray Bursts
• The Coastline Paradox
• Lines of Longitude and Latitude
• Brachistochrone curve
• Mersenne Prime
• Probability
• Linear Algebra
• Calculus
• Trigonometry
• Banach-Tarski Paradox
• Straus-Howe Generational Theory
• Number Theory
• Mandelbrot Set
• Gabriel's Horn
• Graham's Number
• Kruskal's Tree Theorem
• Homeomorphically Irreducible Trees (Most people who've seen Good Will Hunting would know that)
• Infertility

Bolded a few that I can understand and heard of Italized stuff I wanna learn.

I will like to also add:

• Strawman Arguments
• Cherry Picking
• Consent Laws
• Laws in general
• Timezones
• Square Root of Pi and 5
• Schrödinger's cat
• Sarcasm
• Schrödinger's Douchebag
• Color Theory
• The Age of Consent
• Voting
• The difference between Left and Right
• Weather or not DBZ Fans can't read (Spoiler: They can't.)
  
  
  

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Bolded a few that I can understand and heard of Italized stuff I wanna learn.

I will like to also add:

• Strawman Arguments
• Cherry Picking
• Consent Laws
• Laws in general
• Timezones
• Square Root of Pi and 5
• Schrödinger's cat
• Sarcasm
• Schrödinger's Douchebag
• Color Theory
• The Age of Consent
• Voting
• The difference between Left and Right
• Weather or not DBZ Fans can't read (Spoiler: They can't.)

Admittedly I'm a retard that only heard of a handful of the quoted you had, though I also have examples!
-How genes work (i.e. TT, tt, Tt, tT)
-what an organism is
-what value means in art (means shading and contrast, to put it extremely simply)
-line weights
-what a breed is
-how to boil water (she isn't allowed to use the stove)
-how to sew cloth
-how to count to 5 using large numbers (i.e. 2020 to 2025=5)
-has absolutely no idea what sarcasm, trolling, or jokes are.
-has no idea what the fuck an artistic style means.
-lol color theory/complimentary colors.

(Forgot to add since you said you didn't know about it- gamma bursts are essentially solar storms, or mini explosions on the sun that are strong enough to be seen and send both magnetic and radiation waves that could knock out power. Lot simpler than it sounds.)

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I will like to also add:

• The water cycle
• What is a prime number
• Where do eggs come from
• The joke about the tape measure
• How to count above 10
• Riding a bicycle
• Breathing through your nose
• Showering without glasses
• Non-velcro shoes
• Why eating poop makes you sick
• The legality of pirated movies
• Tracing
• Difference between a spoon and a fork
• How to drive a car
• How do you get dirty without going outdoors
• What kind of tree has acorns
• Why moving your cursor over a screenshot is not proof of anything

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

• The water cycle
• What is a prime number
• Where do eggs come from
• The joke about the tape measure
• How to count above 10
• Riding a bicycle
• Breathing through your nose
• Showering without glasses
• Non-velcro shoes
• Why eating poop makes you sick
• The legality of pirated movies
• Tracing
• Difference between a spoon and a fork
• How to drive a car
• How do you get dirty without going outdoors
• What kind of tree has acorns
• Why moving your cursor over a screenshot is not proof of anything

Don't forget the idea of a pully when we went step by step on how she could have leveraged lifting Kirstin in a pully-styled hanging lmao.

 

[NerdShamer]

Meaning you don't and may never understand any of these.

You forgot to add Machiavellianism to that list, since she's trying so hard to go through with it.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

You forgot to add Machiavellianism to that list, since she's trying so hard to go through with it.

Ngl, I had to research what that means. But already it does make sense to me.

Admittedly I'm a retard that only heard of a handful of the quoted you had, though I also have examples!
-How genes work (i.e. TT, tt, Tt, tT)
-what an organism is
-what value means in art (means shading and contrast, to put it extremely simply)
-line weights
-what a breed is
-how to boil water (she isn't allowed to use the stove)
-how to sew cloth
-how to count to 5 using large numbers (i.e. 2020 to 2025=5)
-has absolutely no idea what sarcasm, trolling, or jokes are.
-has no idea what the fuck an artistic style means.
-lol color theory/complimentary colors.

(Forgot to add since you said you didn't know about it- gamma bursts are essentially solar storms, or mini explosions on the sun that are strong enough to be seen and send both magnetic and radiation waves that could knock out power. Lot simpler than it sounds.)

I expected most people may not remember everything I've written and that's fine. But I love how you pointed out Emily's severe cognitive impairments.

 

[NerdShamer]

Ngl, I had to research what that means. But already it does make sense to me.

To be fair an lot of terminally online retards hate it for obvious reasons. But they also rarely use that specific term.

-has absolutely no idea what sarcasm, trolling, or jokes are

Again, she runs an erotic RPing server or three and she's still hasn't learned how this shit works.

But I love how you pointed out Emily's severe cognitive impairments

As far as I can tell, all they did was let her angrily sit in the corner to scribble shit during her time in sped school

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

As far as I can tell, all they did was let her angrily sit in the corner to scribble shit during her time in sped school

In the news article about her brother Rikky Ranger, the mother of one of the boys who went to prison was real upset that Rikky was found too retarded to stand trial. She pointed out that he went to regular classes, not special ed.

So Emily is even more retarded than her brother who is legally too retarded to know that it's wrong to pose as a gay prostitute and choke a man to death while he's blowing you.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Imagine going through life like the pidgeon on the chess board. Thinking you're the smartest in the room, you played everyone!
......but in reality you are dumber than a fucking bug. A bug understands gravity, they understand shade=cool and bright and sunny=warm. A bug understands when something is too much for it.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

As far as I can tell, all they did was let her angrily sit in the corner to scribble shit during her time in sped school

That's... Not actually a good thing.

Spoiler: Powerlevel? (How Sped Works)

Usually they are supposed to give you IEP's not essentially let you sit down and do nothing. Sometimes they'll throw you in isolation (Coming from a former Sped) but like what the fuck was this school?

Call me retarded but where's the "pinning down autists for not actually doing their job"? No wonder why she was like this, she didn't get beat enough nor disciplined.

Edit: Tommorrows the 2 year anniversary of this thread. I might draw Emily Santa.

 

[NerdShamer]

That's... Not actually a good thing.

Spoiler: Powerlevel? (How Sped Works)

Usually they are supposed to give you IEP's not essentially let you sit down and do nothing. Sometimes they'll throw you in isolation (Coming from a former Sped) but like what the fuck was this school?

Call me retarded but where's the "pinning down autists for not actually doing their job"? No wonder why she was like this, she didn't get beat enough nor disciplined.

Edit: Tommorrows the 2 year anniversary of this thread. I might draw Emily Santa.

I was mostly joking. But considering how she routinely struggles with math and basically anything else that you can list, it's safe to say that she was warehoused. Or that she's too volatile for them to actually care for.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I was mostly joking. But considering how she routinely struggles with math and basically anything else that you can list, it's safe to say that she was warehoused.

Another Birdie in the making.

 

[Emily Cassidy]

Ignoring EVERYONE until A) I get an apology B) people start realizing I edit and draw on my own and just stop posting . C) all of thee above.

get on board or get lost, cope and seethe . you have the wrong person.