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[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I discovered a new level of creepiness in Christory.

I was in Charlottesville and drove past McIntire park. While down there I noticed something on a map:


This was a park that Chris would hang out at in the late 2000s, when he was desperate for pussy. What's right next to the park? Charlottesville high school. When was Chris usually active at malls and other places? Usually around the time school lets out.

There are a ton of parks in Charlottesville, many better than McIntire. The only difference is, none of them are next to schools.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Casa De Chandler

That house still looks freakish, even though "Honor Roll" no longer lives there. It's as if the place has the vibe of a horror movie.

When was Chris usually active at malls and other places? Usually around the time school lets out.

I thought it was after he woke up because messed up "biological clock" or whatever he called it: him being nocturnal, because autism.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I thought it was after he woke up because messed up "biological clock" or whatever he called it: him being nocturnal, because autism.

Chris does possess a level of low cunning and I firmly believe he would hit up places like Fashion Square Mall and other public places around 2-5pm simply because after school is when hot teenage girls go to the mall and shop, or else go to work there.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris does possess a level of low cunning

Isn't he too stupid for that? What's some examples of this supposed "low cunning"?

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Isn't he too stupid for that? What's some examples of this supposed "low cunning"?

My favorite example is the Blarms assault. Chris set that up with the intention of attacking someone with his pepper spray. He tested it, he told people it made him feel like a badass, and he was just itching it to use it on an "enemy".

So he hatches this plan where he'd go in disguise, making sure to bring Barb along in case he needed to hide behind her skirt, and put it all in motion. He never once fumbled with digging out the pepper spray, if he was truly "surprised" he probably would have sprayed himself or just not been able to do it, he had it ready to deploy.

While all that may seem like just a lucky coincidence, as soon as he gets back from the police station, he writes this long diatribe about how he was actually the victim because this enormous man "scared him", and he was forced to do it. I have no doubt Chris stewed on this plan for a good long while, planning it out.

Another good example was when he was trying to pretend to be Liquid Chris to Kacey at first, trying hard to get her to come over to his house. While that was dumb on the surface, Chris still was able to formulate a plot where he'd pretend to be her boyfriend, in order to lure her to 14 Branchland.

He is retarded and very stupid, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have a devious, calculating side.

Edit: I just remembered his return fraud escapades, his "Wheelin' and Dealin"" where he'd buy a game at one store, then immediately drive to another store where that game wasn't marked down and pocket the difference as store credit.

 

[AnOminous]

Isn't he too stupid for that? What's some examples of this supposed "low cunning"?

Repeatedly successfully playing the tard card. "Wheeling and dealing." Swindling people out of money for products he never delivered. Shit like that. He learned white trash gypsy behavior from his mom.

 

[Optimus Prime]

My favorite example is the Blarms assault. Chris set that up with the intention of attacking someone with his pepper spray. He tested it, he told people it made him feel like a badass, and he was just itching it to use it on an "enemy".

Don't forget we had the incident captured on video, and you can clearly see Chris look around while the manager is walking away from him before pulling out the mace and using it, then fleeing the scene.

He also more or less acknowledged he knew he was banned from that store to begin with, meaning he went there knowing he would get approached by a manager and told to get out. He was counting on the confrontation to give him the excuse, and when it didn't escalate like he thought, he maced the guy anyway.

 

[King Kiwi]

Swung by Casa De Chandler today to see what's shaking and apparently I was behind someone pulling into their driveway. A white haired lady in the SUV was staring at me but I couldn't tell if it was Barb or someone else. Perhaps a caretaker?

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Tony ...

I don't see no white hair lady sitting in that SUV.

Did she seem like she might have Barb? Her hair? Posture? Age? We have many pictures of Barb although nothing recent. She does have a sister that has helped her out but please, we already have one cryptoid we don't need another.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I discovered a new level of creepiness in Christory.

Even if "Honor Roll" were only trying to "attract" 18-year old high school girls -- and no one younger -- it would still be very unsettling at best, because "Chris Chan" is mother-raping "Chris Chan". Not to mention that "normal" people do not derp around and bluntly ask strangers out. No wonder that idiotic freak developed that "noviophobia": "soo" many girls must've politely told him to buzz off by claiming they had boyfriends even when they did not, just so the fat freak would stop trying to panhandle for sex.

 

[SigueSigueSpergnik]

Even if "Honor Roll" were only trying to "attract" 18-year old high school girls -- and no one younger -- it would still be very unsettling at best because "Chris Chan" is mother-raping "Chris Chan". Not to mention that "normal" people don't derp around and bluntly ask strangers out. No wonder that idiotic freak developed that "noviophobia": "soo" many girls must've politely told him to buzz off by claiming they had boyfriends even when they didn't.

Agreed, but as a further example of low cunning: this is also the guy who was talked into the idea that he could conceive a daughter by sodomising his underage son. This was after he had established a pattern of drawing comics in which various characters were established to be underage and drawn in sexual situations.

"That's not CP! Th... Th... They're sonichus and rosechus!"

Spoiler: Sure it does, Chris. Sure it does. (NSFW)

The excuse ('alibi' is too strong of a word) is built into the act itself, and the excuse fools nobody as to the intent behind the act.

 

[anliteralidiot]

The new Sonic movie has an older Sonic model in the credits, I think it's the Sonic the Fighters model, except they changed the arms to blue.

Chris was right: the blue arms look bad.

 

[King Metalia]

Isn't he too stupid for that? What's some examples of this supposed "low cunning"?

He's very dumb when it comes to money and other financial matters. He's been using credit cards for years and still doesn't understand a damn thing about how they work.

 

[FightenGnome]

It's that time of year again, and I'd like to wish Kiwifarms a Merry Christmas. Here's some coal for your stockings my fellow dang dirty trolls.

 

[King Metalia]

It's that time of year again, and I'd like to wish Kiwifarms a Merry Christmas. Here's some coal for your stockings my fellow dang dirty trolls.

I've never been able to finish this video. I feel so sorry for Bob that it's to painful to get passed his part of this video.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

It's that time of year again, and I'd like to wish Kiwifarms a Merry Christmas. Here's some coal for your stockings my fellow dang dirty trolls.

I try to avoid this video but I always seem to bring it up to watch around this time year. A strange thing with it, is in my head, I always picture the scene of them together a lot worse than it looks. Darker, messier, it's like absolute misery of the scene permeates my memory of it and turns into something out of Silent Hill.

 

[foreman 89]

It's that time of year again, and I'd like to wish Kiwifarms a Merry Christmas. Here's some coal for your stockings my fellow dang dirty trolls.

20th anniversary.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I try to avoid this video but I always seem to bring it up to watch around this time year. A strange thing with it, is in my head, I always picture the scene of them together a lot worse than it looks. Darker, messier, it's like absolute misery of the scene permeates my memory of it and turns into something out of Silent Hill.

It’d be interesting to see Chris watch that video and give comments to see if he’s actually grown emotionally over the years.

 

[Pink-Over-Nail]

Is Flutter hybristophilic?

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

It's that time of year again, and I'd like to wish Kiwifarms a Merry Christmas. Here's some coal for your stockings my fellow dang dirty trolls.

Hooray. hooray.

 

[Ryuk5]

Why are people so upset that the Praetor group helps Chris Chan monetize his I.P? The 10% royalties he gets are well above the market average of 6% for a franchise. Chris is too lazy to make the product himself so if he wants to outsource the work I think it's better to provide a product people want then have Chris beg for money instead.