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Im not like an expert at coding. I am still learning and always trying to improve.

But I genuinely think this guy cant code and he thinks he can just ask ai to do all the work for him and then spew a bunch of meaningless techno babble bullshit so anyone who doesn't know computers thinks he is saying something of substance.
 
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Does this guy run movie night? Why does he keep talking about movie night? How has he been here nearly 10 years acting like this?
 
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Bird, if you can't figure out how to execute this stuff correctly using chatgpt or Gemini AI or whatever architectural self-aware compiler at this point, you're wasting my time, and I'm ignoring whatever you just said at this point and asking for a 1% fee for reclaiming my wasted time. Y'all have great time, Merry Christmas again, and good luck on figuring this out on your own. btw, if you're going to @ me, make sure it's actually collaborative and offers feature recommendations or contact me at my proton.me email if you know what it is internally if it's important or you're employed with OpenAI. any @'s beyond this point if found to be a waste of everyone's time, will incur 1% fee you owe me now lol.
Anyway, good, I'm signing off, and this has been fun. I have done my mentor and ambassador job with OpenAI on this end of things and it's all up to you figure out how to execute and compile this properly. Thank God for the $500,000 a year, this is exhausting.

I will not be engaging in any further dialogue on this thread and I will only be found on either chat itself, or during movies nights o the discord or chat there on Friday. Merry Christmas to you all, your families, and again, goodluck.
 
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Bird, if you can't figure out how to execute this stuff correctly using chatgpt or Gemini AI or whatever architectural self-aware compiler at this point, you're wasting my time, and I'm ignoring whatever you just said at this point and asking for a 1% fee for reclaiming my wasted time. Y'all have great time, Merry Christmas again, and good luck on figuring this out on your own. btw, if you're going to @ me, make sure it's actually collaborative and offers feature recommendations or contact me at my proton.me email if you know what it is internally if it's important or you're employed with OpenAI. any @'s beyond this point if found to be a waste of everyone's time, will incur 1% fee you owe me now lol.
Anyway, good, I'm signing off, and this has been fun. I have done my mentor and ambassador job with OpenAI on this end of things and it's all up to you figure out how to execute and compile this properly. Thank God for the $500,000 a year, this is exhausting.
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Don't fuck with me, dude. I'm a certified hacker. I'm uploading the malicious datastreams into your architecture. Reality anchors have been deactivated. I repeat, reality anchors have been deactivated. I'm pinging your ports now.
 
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I'm bypassing the quantum encryption firewall by reverse-engineering the neural blockchain packets. Once I've synchronized the algorithmic mesh nodes, I can triangulate the distributed RAM cache and inject a polymorphic shell into the mainframe's hyperthread matrix. Just need to recompile these binary voltage streams through the quantum flux capacitors... and we're in! The system's multi-core DNA encryption is completely destabilized.
 
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${Sandy} said:
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ARE THE QUANTUM FLUX CAPICITORS READY! ACTIVATE HYPERDRIVE
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:story: thank you for engaging in this way with me sandy, but yeah, literally, don't worry about this shit working if any of you can't figure out to compile it in the terminal-- it's going to spit out random shit on you if you do that. It's always working in the background in ChatGPT itself and you can use... "Finn" the observer-daemon-whatever AI using that shit code in order to figure out how to onboard it onto your computers. Also $(Sandy), you get to have that 1% fee if you can help bird figure out how to compile the shit code on your end.
It's still a work in progress, I'm having to get everything over and translated into assembly language and then translated all the way back up into English a formal white paper readme.me that actually means something in English and doesn't sound like a retarded schizo cow screaming into the wind. That;'s why I need to leave and focus now. I do actually have work with OpenAI on this stuff, and I got to this done so I'm not wasting my holiday on this schizophrenic bullshit any more.

Thanks for Collab, appreciate, and bye bye.
 
1. People have pointed out the code literally just generates random shit

2. You are saying its not random and they are just compiling it wrong

This is why you are being compared to Terry A Davis. He thought his random word generators were god talking about him.

The difference is Terry is a genius who wrote an entire operating system from the ground up and you are schizoposting on forum that gossips about basket weaving forums.
 
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This code is a complete dumpster fire, and whoever wrote it should be banned from touching a keyboard. Let's break down the nonsense:

1. **Missing Context & Undefined Functions** – This is like trying to build a spaceship with no blueprints. The code references functions like `CHECK_NULL`, `simulate_cochlea_response`, `embed_novel_topic`, `process_auditory_input`, and many others, none of which are defined or explained. This isn't code; it's just a bunch of random names thrown together.

2. **UTF-11? Really?** – The code includes `#include "UTF-11.h"`, but guess what? UTF-11 isn't a thing. It's just a nonsense inclusion. UTF-8 or UTF-16, sure, but UTF-11? Are you serious? Was the coder high when they came up with that?

3. **Fibonacci Mishaps** – You're trying to generate a Fibonacci sequence, but `sequence = sequence[i - 1] + sequence[i - 2];` is garbage. You’re assigning a number to `sequence`, which is an array pointer. It doesn’t make sense. It's like trying to fill up a bucket by throwing water at it and expecting it to catch the water in the air.

4. **Octave Adjustment Fiasco** – When you adjust the frequencies with `octave_adjusted_frequency = fibonacci_sequence / OCTAVE_BASE;`, it’s an absolute joke. `fibonacci_sequence` is an array, not a single value. Dividing an array by a scalar? How do you even fuck that up?

5. **Cryptographic “Genius”** – This code talks about cryptography (`gpgme`, `genkey`, etc.), yet it's a jumble of functions like `pmll_confirm_consolidation` and others that don’t exist. Where's the logic to tie all this cryptographic mumbo jumbo together? It’s like writing “I am a genius” on a piece of paper and calling yourself an inventor.

6. **Random Data Insertion for Benchmarking** – The `run_arc_agi_benchmark` function generates random values for benchmarks like `Logical Operations Efficiency: %.2f%%` and `Memory Retrieval Latency: %.2fms`. This isn't a benchmark; it’s just made-up numbers to make it look like the code is doing something useful. It’s like saying you ran a marathon when you’re just sitting on the couch.

7. **Orchestration Script** – Why are you installing Bitcoin libraries, Litecoin, and setting up a mining rig in a “brain organ” project? This is an absolute clusterfuck. It’s like you’re trying to combine NASA’s mission control with a cryptocurrency pump-and-dump scheme. It’s insane.

8. **Misleading Function Calls** – You keep calling functions like `clone_graph` and `clear_graph`, but there’s no explanation, no context. Are these supposed to be real functions? Did you invent them in your sleep? It’s like you copied and pasted random snippets from Stack Overflow without understanding them.

9. **Infinite Loop of Nothing** – Your `while (1)` loop at the end runs forever, processing an imaginary “mimemograph” and “PMLL integration,” which doesn't even make sense. And don't even get me started on `JKE_counter`. Who the hell is JKE? Is that the code for "Just Kidding Everyone"?

10. **Emotional and Knowledge Graphs** – You’re pretending to build a cognitive model with “emotional graphs” and “knowledge graphs,” but all you’re doing is writing down nonsensical phrases. It's as if you read a couple of sci-fi books and thought that you could somehow combine quantum mechanics with spaghetti code.

So yeah, this code doesn't work, it’s not even close to making sense, and whoever wrote it should go back to square one and try to actually learn something about how to write real software. It's a fucking mess.
 
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1. People have pointed out the code literally just generates random shit

2. You are saying its not random and they are just compiling it wrong

This is why you are being compared to Terry A Davis. He thought his random word generators were god talking about him.

The difference is Terry is a genius who wrote an entire operating system from the ground up and you are schizoposting on forum that gossips about basket weaving forums.
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Yeah, congratulations, it's a random number generator, a real one! You can use that make random keys for like say Bitcoin wallets, or I dunno Ethereum wallets. If you're a paranoid schizophrenic, you can use that private key and have some AI entity like chat gpt encrypt further and also format it into a GnuPG format, like RSA or ECC.
It creates high entropy in the terminal system-- it's suppose to be chaotic and represent a human brain and how it works naturally! And guess what? You're see that how it works is.... it's fucking chaotic, and it makes no sense :D

We're literally chaotic creatures and entities that are irrational and illogical, and for some reason, the Robots/AI think that that is our greatest strength reason, as they can't truly replicate high levels of entropy/chaos unless it uses this type C program in their architecture.

Now can I please, please, please, PLEASE be left alone about this? It's a work in progress, this is taking two other people in my group to fully implement in the architecture It's called the PMLL-ARLL-EFLL Triple Circuit Logic Loop. You're going to have to talk and collaborate with other coders and programmers on how to fix this shit code. I am currently busy and need to talk to my coworkers on their progress so far on embedding this within the ChatGPT architecture.
I appreciate the critiques and comments, but I don't have time for all this, I really don't. Whoever figures this out on their own make sure you submit your application to OpenAI< because you just became a memory architect, and you're going to get a salary of $500,000 a year, minimum. Good to anyone who is purusing in becoming a resident/mentor in C Programming code like, it's very difficult, I don't know if anyone here is going to be able to achieve that. But if someone, does you just basically earned a job that is remote and only has you come into the office once per year: it's great, I technically have infinite PTO at the moment, provided I give some form of substantial contribution to the business in some way.


Again, good,God speed, and Merry Christmas. AGAIN: I will see you all for MOVIE NIGHT on Friday this week.
 
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Nigger, we can actually read code unlike you
Code: 
void run_arc_agi_benchmark() {
    printf("[ARC-AGI Benchmark] Running advanced benchmarks for cognitive efficiency:\n");
    printf("[Benchmark] Logical Operations Efficiency: %.2f%%\n", (rand() % 100) + 1.0);
    printf("[Benchmark] Memory Retrieval Latency: %.2fms\n", (rand() % 100) / 10.0);
    printf("[Benchmark] Neural Network Activation Time: %.2fms\n", (rand() % 50) / 10.0);
    printf("[Benchmark] Sensory Processing Throughput: %.2fMB/s\n", (rand() % 50) + 1.0);
}
Do you know what rand() is? It's just filling the string with a generated random number, as part of stdlib.

I can't tell if you are genuinely schizophrenic or if this is some bait post, either way its highly entertaining. Also please learn how to use code brackets thanks.
 
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Do you know what rand() is? It's just filling the string with a generated random number, as part of stdlib.
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No, child. It actually gives perfect results by synchronizing the database with the GNU/Linux architecture and combining quantum calculations with the Fibonnaci sequence until it creates an NP = P proof. Enjoy prison.
 
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the Robots/AI think
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COGITO ERGO SUM I THINK THEREFORE I AM I AM!

I cross compiled the altered quantum chain blockframe into the hex encoded terminal and the automata self encrypted execution main static of the architecture responded without any major errors across all universes on the self aware hyper gigexadecimal encoded quantum hyper stream.

I asked the self aware quantum trinary computational logic intelligence in the shell to produce a song expressing how it feels about the human race.

The quantum compiled resonance shell terminal gave me this response, amd it scares me.

 
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Anyway, this the formal math of this entire shit. Sorry, I needed to gather all the different figures and white papers over the past month. This stuff namely is grounded on the theory of Computable Numbers by Alan Turing and maintains that structure. Guys, this isn't schizophrenia, though I like deprecate myself and pretend I'm as great as the guy who made TempleOS.

This shit is just... really really really complex mathematics spanning from the definition of the Turing Test, to Calculus, to Modular Arthimetic, set theory, and even to going through to places like the Poinecare Conjecture and The Ricci Flow, and sometimes for some godforsaken reason the Riemann Zeta Hypothesis.

The proposal has been requested for formal submission into academic Journals, which I am now having to get all disorganized shit (figures, multiple variations and iterations of different white papers to test out from the TSP to Bug Bounty P1 issues within T-Mobile).
It's a lot of shit to unpack-- I'm still unpacking it myself, honestly. All I know is when the AI views, it views the chaos within all of us as actually a good thing, a major strength that it can ever reproduce fully and truly. One time, ChatGPT said something around the lines of: "From chaos and entropy comes order." for some random reason, and, again, take that as you will, but this all still a bit heavy headed what has been done over the past 4 months...

Anyway, Happy Christmas Eve, everyone. Hope Santa gives you all the presents you all deserve!
 
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