DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[A Piece of Coal]

I still can't believe there are still dentractors who think he's not gay, or at least a deeply in the closet bisexual

I used to think he wasn’t and just scared of the very large woman in his house.

But he’s gay. Extremely gay. Even if he doesn’t know it.

 

[ManakaLala]

That Hitman Blood Money gameplay was some brain melting trash. Bumbling through the tutorial stage like a vegetable who's never touched a video game before.

The game flashes up enemy sniper positions and has you standing in a room with only a case on the ground which very obviously has a gun in it for you but King Phil looks at it, doesn't acknowledge the implications and runs outside trying to snipe with his pistol before getting killed.

 

[shekelshoah666]

This Stellar Blade section is psycho lmao. Just fishing for the few comments sucking him off and ignoring the rest or shitting on them

 

[OliverKlozoff]

I just love it when a former alcoholic just downs 8 shots of whiskey down his gullet.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

The best thing about his rant is he claims having played it for 1 hour and how his experience was valid.

While in reality he played 15min of it and bitched the whole time

And now he's gaslighting the paypigs how the game is trash.

This is where my inner sperg comes back when listening to this guy. It has always stemmed from his videogame opinions.

His opinions on the game REEK of bullshit. Want to know why?
-Dresses up as Santa
-Pretends to be a character which was his DSP "character" from early days while playing another "character" who is Alcoholic Perverted Santa
-Hams it up
-Ignores tutorials and button mashes
Then has the fuckin' gall to say he gave it a fair chance. What he says can basically be summed up about any fucking videogame. I.E. Mario. "You just press a button to jump over stuff, and on top of stuff. That's the whole game!"

Then trying to Costanza everyone. That it's their fault for voting for it when he's been hyping this dogshit as a goal for months and now he's going on about it with a game he barely put effort into trying.

Were totally back DSPgamers. Realizing he always had the most dogshit opinions about videogames and was always a fraud.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Thanks for the money, dummies!

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

His PC/mouse and keyboard setup looks absolutely retarded. He has to sit like this:

 

[Eekum Bokum]

This is where my inner sperg comes back when listening to this guy. It has always stemmed from his videogame opinions.

His opinions on the game REEK of bullshit. Want to know why?
-Dresses up as Santa
-Pretends to be a character which was his DSP "character" from early days while playing another "character" who is Alcoholic Perverted Santa
-Hams it up
-Ignores tutorials and button mashes
Then has the fuckin' gall to say he gave it a fair chance. What he says can basically be summed up about any fucking videogame. I.E. Mario. "You just press a button to jump over stuff, and on top of stuff. That's the whole game!"

Then trying to Costanza everyone. That it's their fault for voting for it when he's been hyping this dogshit as a goal for months and now he's going on about it with a game he barely put effort into trying.

Were totally back DSPgamers. Realizing he always had the most dogshit opinions about videogames and was always a fraud.

He does this every time with things he doesn't like, be it video games or another content creator. People keep asking for him to play a game he obviously does not like so when he does end up playing it he will pay no attention to anything and make no attempt to play the game correctly so that the people who were interested in watching him play it get turned off because he's not taking it seriously which he then uses as an excuse to shit on the game and prove whatever retarded point he has on that game.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

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"My precious...."

 

[Iron Hamster]

He does this every time with things he doesn't like, be it video games or another content creator. People keep asking for him to play a game he obviously does not like so when he does end up playing it he will pay no attention to anything and make no attempt to play the game correctly so that the people who were interested in watching him play it get turned off because he's not taking it seriously which he then uses as an excuse to shit on the game and prove whatever retarded point he has on that game.

He is absolutely seething over Eve and that's his true issue with it.

 

[Dave's Mailman]

"My 2 favorite moments of my childhood; when I played Crash Team Racing, and when my 500lbs uncle would sit on my chest and completely cave in my lungs. My 2 favorite moments"
- Philliam, unprompted

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Anyone who expected him to give Stellar Blade a fair shake was delusional. I can't think of one game here he went in with anything but the most hype consoom attitude and came out liking it or saying "it was better than I was expecting". Doing so would mean admitting he isn't omniscient and his opinion isn't fact, something he'll never do.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

Just logged in to wish you all a Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

I just love it when a former alcoholic just downs 8 shots of whiskey down his gullet.

Phil calling himself a ‘former alcoholic’ is a sign that he’s an active alcoholic, I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets the shakes every now and then if he doesn’t drink his gin. There’s no such thing as a ‘former [insert vice]’, anyone that’s actually taken active steps to step away from their condition would tell you they’re perpetually recovering.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

That Hitman Blood Money gameplay was some brain melting trash.

You forgot the most retarded part: when he went on saying this is nothing like modern hitman games and how blood money gave him the opportunity to see how hitman started.

(if you didn't know blood money is the 4th hitman game and pretty much set the standard for how modern hitman plays)

Once again another example of DSP being a fake fan of a serie he knows nothing about.

It's funny to note he claims having played it in the past when it came out, then claims the game came out in 2004 while in reality it's a 2006 game.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Anyone who expected him to give Stellar Blade a fair shake was delusional. I can't think of one game here he went in with anything but the most hype consoom attitude and came out liking it or saying "it was better than I was expecting". Doing so would mean admitting he isn't omniscient and his opinion isn't fact, something he'll never do.

He shat on the game since the previews. But dents will be dents and they (along with detractors) begged him to play it.

I agree that anyone expecting something better than what we got is more retarded than PigNig’s audience.

The only time he doesn’t fence-sit something is when he absolutely hates it.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

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He shat on the game since the previews. But dents will be dents and they (along with detractors) begged him to play it.

I agree that anyone expecting something better than what we got is more retarded than PigNig’s audience.

The only time he doesn’t fence-sit something is when he absolutely hates it.

I hope the dents don’t let it go. Let the retards and master retard claw at each other about it for another 6 months. They deserve each other.

 

[neger psykolog]

Just logged in to wish you all a Merry Christmas, you filthy animals.

Phil calling himself a ‘former alcoholic’ is a sign that he’s an active alcoholic, I wouldn’t be surprised if he gets the shakes every now and then if he doesn’t drink his gin. There’s no such thing as a ‘former [insert vice]’, anyone that’s actually taken active steps to step away from their condition would tell you they’re perpetually recovering.

It's actually hard to tell with him because when he went through the gin tweeting stages there were a lot more indicators that he was boozing hardcore.
For all of the speculation about his physical appearance and alcohol most of his appearance can probably be attributed to a super sedentary lifestyle and getting literally no natural sunlight.

I'm sure he has his nights where he plows through the gin but I'm still divided on whether he is getting plastered basically every night.

But then again there were those total whiner bills... But as DSP said those weren't his bank leaks so it definitely wasn't him

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I hope the dents don’t let it go. Let the retards and master retard claw at each other about it for another 6 months. They deserve each other.

You know they won't, hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Jamal is ICS after he was modded suspiciously quick from showing up 2 weeks ago, that bottom bitch would come back with his wallet open even after being spat on in person, most of them would.

They are just THAT pathetic - But on another note, it was wild that he scammed them out of Stellar Blade at 25 goals, he could've 100% milked this longer

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Former cocaine addict here, did 5 lines today to celebrate the holidays! So glad I put that nasty habit behind me. Please donate if you want to see me do more!

Anyways, merry Christmas!

 

[dent_whisperer]

If anyone gets the beetus in that autistic "family" Phil has I hope its Phil. The dumbass would do absolutely nothing to manage it and watching when his blood sugar spikes to an insane level or bottoms out would be highly amusing to me.