Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Burt Macklin]

As for Coomy, I think it's really quite simple with him: He's an attention whore. He's been struggling to find relevance since the GameStop well dried up. I don't think he's anti or pro so Nick much as he has a big fucking mouth and wants views. He'll play both sides.

Said it much better than me. Still think "the source" is Coomelot in some odd way. Don't know ArtTheClown but he sounds like a faggot who still sweeps for Nick if need be.

Also don't think "the source" is a fan. It's someone who knows Nick. If you ask me, I think Aaron said "Nick talks to random strangers on the internet" to throw off the scent.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Imagine Nick doing notes at the coffee pot with the 9 y/o tism daughter.

Note after note of timeless classics: "That's not true" and "I didn't say that" sprinkled in with "or whatever," "funny and weird." and "dumb motherfucker."

Judging by the texts with Josh, Nick would be leaving entire sheets of paper rather than small notes.

 

[parsnip]

I hope Nick and Kayla can pull their shit together for at least the day and give the kids a lovely Christmas, God knows they deserve it. Too bad Santa can't bring you decent parents.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

He wasn't some celebrity that Aaron was going to get a big boost from and Aaron never even tried to get a boost from Nick. But the legend of Nick as a big star at the end of 2023 just never dies.

Its not that difficult to see what Aaron saw in Nick. It was the promise of free partying, free drinks, free coke and free sex with Nick's wife. Those were Aaron's motives. Aaron is a not a complicated guy and Aaron is exactly the sort of guy who would hang out with a crazy person if that crazy person was handing out enough free sex, free booze and free drugs.

Agree with most of what you wrote except this. I think when they all met at the end of 2023, Nick wasn't a TOTAL failure yet, but there's no denying he was on his way.

Nick was had undercut his support base and career by end of 2023 and that was about the time he told his fans to piss off. However, the damage to his professional image outside his fan base was still contained. None of the other lawyers had any idea what was going on, and Nick was only on the outs with Rumble.

He was dying, but it was the start of the end that was not visible to all--Aaron included.

 

[dustnight]

I hope Nick and Kayla can pull their shit together for at least the day and give the kids a lovely Christmas, God knows they deserve it. Too bad Santa can't bring you decent parents.

Or the oldest can drive them to our wife's parents place.

 

[PinKopyKat]

I wish I was an scrooge and not catholic so I could wish something horrible to balldo. Would you guys give in this day and wish something for him in my behalf?
Write a small letter of what you wish Santa gives to our snow loving character if you may.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I wish I was an scrooge and not catholic so I could wish something horrible to balldo. Would you guys give in this day and wish something for him in my behalf?
Write a small letter of what you wish Santa gives to our snow loving character if you may.

Dear Santa,

Please remove Nick's ability to experience alcohol or drugs. Make it so that he feels absolutely nothing when he ingests those things. This includes painkillers because he deserves to suffer.

Your pal,

Mr. Manchester

 

[Blasterisk]

Dear Santa,

Please remove Nick's ability to experience alcohol or drugs. Make it so that he feels absolutely nothing when he ingests those things. This includes painkillers because he deserves to suffer.

Your pal,

Mr. Manchester

Nick has been naughty this year, and in a slight twist, Santa has filled his stomach with activated charcoal.

 

[Ah ha']

Dear Santa

My wish is that you take the feelings of this once loving marriage and bestow it onto Chris Chandler and his boyfriend free girl. So that he has a blissfully happy marriage and love in his life, that we all get to witness and Because it would be funny.

Cya next year

Ah Ha’

 

[GaryGray]

With the year close enough to over, time to answer the big question. Will Nick win Lolcow of the Year 2024?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I wish I was an scrooge and not catholic so I could wish something horrible to balldo. Would you guys give in this day and wish something for him in my behalf?
Write a small letter of what you wish Santa gives to our snow loving character if you may.

Dear Santa,

Please banish Nick to the eternal cuck chair where he is forced to watch Kayla and April become Brides of CWC, aka CPU Goddess Created Horrors Beyond Comprehension. It would be really funny and cool.

Also please donate all of the money he was supposed to inherit beyond enough for his children to live comfortably for many years to a charity of choice.

Thanks,
SMM

 

[AnOminous]

With the year close enough to over, time to answer the big question. Will Nick win Lolcow of the Year 2024?

I hope @Null personally disqualifies him and just gives him some kind of Lifetime Cuck Award, like a Golden Balldo, because this faggot has dominated lolcowdom for too long. If not, he should definitely be absolutely forbidden from any other kind of award if he does win this year.

There are too many other worthy cows for this worthless cocaine addict to continue to dominate the field.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

There are too many other worthy cows for this worthless cocaine addict to continue to dominate the field.

Who nominates? How is it selected? What are the worthy potential options?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I hope @Null personally disqualifies him and just gives him some kind of Lifetime Cuck Award, like a Golden Balldo, because this faggot has dominated lolcowdom for too long. If not, he should definitely be absolutely forbidden from any other kind of award if he does win this year.

There are too many other worthy cows for this worthless cocaine addict to continue to dominate the field.

I think Nick needs his own categories

Best Balldoverse/Nick Moment of the year & Best Balldoverse supporting cast member of the year (main cast is Nick, Kayla, April, Aaron so they wouldn't qualify for this award. Plenty of people who do qualify though)

Edit: I want Ralph to win because A. It would be fucking funny if he wins the category for playing second fiddle to someone else and B. His arc and ultimately the resolution of the arrest warrant were fucking golden.

Nothing beats this imo:
"Are you Ethan Ralph?"
"....no..."

 

[AnOminous]

Who nominates? How is it selected? What are the worthy potential options?

There's like a thread for it dude, anyone can nominate.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Nothing beats this imo:
"Are you Ethan Ralph?"
"....no..."

It‘s even funnier than that, it was
”Are you Ralph?”
”I’m not Ethan Ralph…”

 

[Sharpeteer]

Dear Santa,

Please remove Nick's ability to experience alcohol or drugs. Make it so that he feels absolutely nothing when he ingests those things. This includes painkillers because he deserves to suffer.

Your pal,

Mr. Manchester

Yes, and because he's such a wetbrain he will think he's just desensitized, and will take a lot more.

Nothing bad ever happens from that. Overdose? What's that?

That happiness is in those bottles and bags somewhere. Just gotta find it.

 

[Day Walker]

Dear Santa,

Please, replace Jim Carry with Nick.

Thank You,
Day Walker

 

[AnOminous]

Please, replace Jim Carry with th Nick.

But why? Jim Carrey gave some of the best legal advice of all time, and if Nick had taken it, he would be doing fine and not be in the situation he is in.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yes, and because he's such a wetbrain he will think he's just desensitized, and will take a lot more.

Nothing bad ever happens from that. Overdose? What's that?

That happiness is in those bottles and bags somewhere. Just gotta find it.

That's the stocking stuffer! Santa knows what's up and if we wish hard enough he'll make sure Nick has the whitest (non drug sensing) Christmas ever!