Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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S.C.U.D. said:
Pat's made so many typos today. He really hit the bottle for Christmas this year.
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He better get a grip and go back to work and fast, because his editor Russ Gallen just announced some of the new books to be released by 2026:
  • Tiny Tim gets a Brazilian Butt Lifting
  • Who Ate my Cheese? Tiny Tim Teaches Amazing Ways to Avoid changes in Your Work and in Your Life (self-help)
  • The Space Sex Series:
    • Volume 1: Tiny Tim Meets the Magnificent Men of Mars
    • Volume 2: Tiny Tim Fights Butt Sarcoma
  • Tiny Tim vs Martin Luther King - Showdown at The Last Kumite
 
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I've just remembered this gem from his recent media blitz:

Rather than relocating or going into hiding, he said he had invested in a top-of-the line security system and bought a “small arsenal of weapons” to protect himself.

“I bought my wife a gun for Christmas, just so she could feel more at ease"
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What could possibly go wrong with a drunk and depressed wife owning a gun whilst she is married to a petulant swine? :story:
 
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Leslie continues to commit felony laughing on Bluesky.
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Good Morning and a Happy Feast of Stephen to you all......I must confess I checked out Pig Man's xeets early today and oh my lord am I glad I did
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MilkThePig said:
Fuck me. And this is a man who continually tells other people they're mentally ill. I saw somebody said my prediction of 10 prisonings on Christmas Day was very conservative and that's almost certainly going to prove to be accurate. He'll probably have surpassed that by 10 AM. Lunatic.
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The final count of Christmas Prisonings is 21

This does not include him babbling his fantasies about the boomer who said he doesn't hate anyone having his granddaughters raped, his General Fatton xeets, or him oinking and squealing about Brian Keene. These xeets ranged from being posted at 3.40am to roughly 11pm. Nor does it include his Bluesky posts
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
Merry prison!
It is a concept just beautiful in its stupidity.

I think that we have a new and exciting alternative to Pat's classic. "Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker."
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He is really mixing things up now.
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ok, if what Fat says is true, then why was there an explosion, and what was the action that caused the explosion?

edit: this is assuming that he's shilling for Russia in that post, which it 100% looks like he is. there's no reason not to be specific.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
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Pat's made so many typos today. He really hit the bottle for Christmas this year.
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Everyone spends Christmas with their families. Rick is doing the same- spending it with the only family he knows, all his stalker children. He is certainly not welcome at his own parents', presumably out of shame that they birthed such a fat retard.
 
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I am conflicted now.

I won’t stop Pat posting and laughing at him, but there is a part of me that feels bad because I thought that no matter how fat and ridiculous we make him out to be, the reality was that at least his parents and extended family didn’t mind him enough in that way one has to for Christmas visits.

By the looks of things he isn’t even welcome at the local churches which feed homeless and desperate on Christmas Day.

Undoubtedly because every time he has shown up in the past he has greedily scoffed all of the food, even the leftovers from Christmas buffets that show up at 17:00.

Mild PL, but I have a couple of brothers in law that no one can stand, but we always find a way to get them included in the festivities.
 
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This Machine Milks Cows said:
Merry prison!
It is a concept just beautiful in its stupidity.

I think that we have a new and exciting alternative to Pat's classic. "Wrong in every last delusional detail as always, stalker."
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He is really mixing things up now.
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Is this the birth of aviation expert Fatty Fattenburger? He can tell us all about passenger aircraft since an expert on that too.
 
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our addlepated author doesn’t realize that if you say “first in the camps” right after a reference to “the Democrats’ camp” people aren’t going to think Auschwitz.

I do have to give props to Rick’s dedication to dabit. “Merry Prison” was not on anyone’s list as far as I know. Thanks, Rick!
 
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