DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

“I gotta get this before January so I can write this off on my taxes….yes, that’s how it works”
Not everything your buy for gaming can be a tax write off, Phil. I wonder how much shit he got wrong whole filling his taxes.

He'll delete this before 4/15/2025. The audit will be the downfall.

 

[johnkimble123]

I love how transparent he is about his brokeness.

Before, he used to ramp up the superchat/member gifting right after the Youtube check would come, saying "it's the last chance to contribute for X month", knowing that contributions on the 1st would be 7 weeks away. Now, he does the "last chance to contribute on Kick for the month", knowing that the check comes the next week.

If he didn't need liquidity, it wouldn't matter how money came in, because he'd have a cushion. If there's any confirmation that the approx. $40k from August-November is gone, that's it.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

Forget bisexual, nigga is full downlow.

Watching him shrink and cringe in the presence of attractive female characters while damn near giggling at who shirtless muscular men is proof of that. I mean look at his wife: she went from a mid-looking long-haired dime-a-dozen chick whom Phil once said looked like a model, to looking like a mini-me version of John Goodman. She looks more like a dude than she did when they started dating. Phil's gay as fuck, I don't know how dents can't see the obvious.

Watching his Yakuza playthroughs is all the proof I need. That one part with him in the Japanese bathhouse and he’s squinting and giggling at the big, fat, sweaty dudes going “yeahhhh!! Come on!!! Yeah! Awwwwwwww yes!!” while clapping his hooves and seal laughing.

Then when it comes to the dating sim, and hostess club, he crosses his arms and goes “oh this is so immature! Uhhh acshully I’m married and this is so demeaning and beneath me. Why is this part of the game?”

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Didn’t Subaru Man say Khat would get insanely jealous over stupid little things?

Yes. That and Khat had a LOT of issues and was basically using him for free room and board, while working a part-time job at a grocery store. No matter where you go, there you are.

Also, there was the second stream of Khat and Phil, someone brought up the college story of him and a girl, Phil got wide eye and said "Oh, that was some girl..." and Khat was looking like she was getting ready to SNAP! She was SEETHING with anger!

We all know soulmaid is a damaged person that only many many many YEARS of therapy can fix, but I still am of the thought that Phil threw a ring on the horse was he was pressured to get married by his parents, this was mentioned in a WPIG episode, and he let it slipped that the whole marriage thing was his parents idea.

That and he thought that he could replace PandaRee with PandaRee 2.0, not realizing that the woman he let into his mature adult house had ZERO business being there and has the emotional maturity of a child. Well, if you really think about it, it's two social retards LARPing as adults, so, they're perfect for each other!

 

[00R-Gundam]

I remember the one video that he and leanna were in an hotel room and she just layed on the bed raise her ass up in such a way that no one would had blamed him if he had cut the video off and went to fuck leanna. The fact that his bitch ass just disregarded the hints and was giggling and making dumb comments tells me he aint comfortable with the topic of sex or the engagement of it. Alternatively he is just afraid of talking about women like that. Wouldnt surprise me if being with Khet has dropped his already libido levels to absolute zero...although to be fair i would too if i had to fuck something like Khet

 

[Love Is Blue]

Dave is gay
Dave is homosexual
Dave is a faggot
Dave swings the other way
Dave plays for the pink team
Dave is a finocchio

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Forget bisexual, nigga is full downlow.

Watching him shrink and cringe in the presence of attractive female characters while damn near giggling at who shirtless muscular men is proof of that. I mean look at his wife: she went from a mid-looking long-haired dime-a-dozen chick whom Phil once said looked like a model, to looking like a mini-me version of John Goodman. She looks more like a dude than she did when they started dating. Phil's gay as fuck, I don't know how dents can't see the obvious.

That reminds me of the sexual fridge where to quote ItsAGundam, "Phil was acting like a gay man in a straight bar." Now, had it been voiced by a man, Phil would've been laughing his ass off and smiling - just like he was smiling and giggling at the tranny porn - but, it had to be a woman's voice that was over the top and being cringe, where he turned down the volume and went on a rant how that shouldn't be allowed in video games, etc...not realizing that nudity and sex goes all the way back to the Atari 2600 with Custers Revenge and Beat'Em and Eat'Em. Hell, the GTA: San Andreas Hot Coffee mod also comes to mind, also. Well, before it was patched on PC.

Point being, I do think Phil is that downlow kind of dude. If it's a half naked muscled wrestler type, Phil gets all giddy. If it's half naked attractive female, he turns all Puritan and goes on a rant.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

To be fair, there is nothing about Phail to make me tingle. Even if we ignore his physical condition, he isn't personable, intelligent or wealthy enough to encourage a woman. An inexperienced girl might give Phail the benefit of the doubt. I don't understand the dynamics of their marriage, and it would most likely be distressing to know. It's probably somewhere in the middle and neither one is all that attracted to the other.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

When it comes to sexuality, Phil would like to think of himself as being Tony Soprano, but in truth he’s just a watered down version of Vito Spatafore.

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP said some shit like "omg khet said things no one has said to me before" (this was I think before she was actually revealed/moved in)

What I infer this to mean..
Leanna had no sexual experience when she and DSP got together but Khet was the hair tricks lady...

So khet did some freaky ass shit to DSP in the bedroom and he fell for that shit and she probably doesn't put out anymore at all hahaha

All she said was "let's doordash every meal so we don't have to cook". It ain't that deep.

DSP chopping bananas and fruit and proceeding to refrigerate them, then claim it spoiled because the bananas were all brown is such a self report. Dude doesn't know that's what happens to bananas when you refrigerate them. (oxidation) Alternatively they were spoiled and he left them in there for a lot longer than stated. This also means he doesn't actually incorporate fruit into his and Kat's diet regularly as he obviously doesn't know how to handle them. And that between him and Kat, they are skimping out cooking and end up DoorDashing as they literally struggle to cook for themselves.

well, yeah

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Dave is gay
Dave is homosexual
Dave is a faggot
Dave swings the other way
Dave plays for the pink team
Dave is a finocchio

don't forget
Dave is a power bottom

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

don't forget
Dave is a power bottom

Not with that pathetic Pillsbury biscuits in a can-style body, he ain't

 

[Comma]

He legit looks like an amputee while he's playing games with mouse and keyboard, sitting sideways like this. His setup is so retarded.



Also, DSP's complete lack of self-awareness (and yes, do note the amputated arm):

>"If you have Christmas, you have money, you idiot"
>2-hour long pre-stream about celebrating Christmas
>begs for money during the same stream

He truly is his own worst enemy.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

It's not like his e-daddies have invisible booms. He's just so dumb with his rants.

The fact his daddies got both an arm mic, might have made him get one.

Phil just loves to immitate other people he interacts with. And so far almost everything in his setup is a copy of triple P (as Phil likes to call him)'s setup.

I won't go full into the lore of what he copied from other people. But it's really surprising how little personality he has when you look in depth at where everything he does/buys comes from

 

[neger psykolog]

When it comes to sexuality, Phil would like to think of himself as being Tony Soprano, but in truth he’s just a watered down version of Vito Spatafore.

I like the memes where people say that men are told they need to be all muscly and shit but the guy getting the most pussy is fucking tony soprano

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Watching his Yakuza playthroughs is all the proof I need. That one part with him in the Japanese bathhouse and he’s squinting and giggling at the big, fat, sweaty dudes going “yeahhhh!! Come on!!! Yeah! Awwwwwwww yes!!” while clapping his hooves and seal laughing.

Then when it comes to the dating sim, and hostess club, he crosses his arms and goes “oh this is so immature! Uhhh acshully I’m married and this is so demeaning and beneath me. Why is this part of the game?”

dont forget how he always "accidentally" picks the gay romance option in every game that has one

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Pigpiggo isn't working for me right now, but the clip that always stood out to me was when he played Like a Dragon Infinite wealth earlier this year and there was a minigame to photograph all these muscley guys in bdsm gear. He was having the time of his life. Never seen him have so much fun except when the wwe champions streams arrived.

 

[PieceofShet]

Got to give some props to him. I NEVER thought he will play a first person shooter with keyboard and mouse!

BUT

As I die hard PC player I must say, his pose and setup is fuckin garbage.

1. His pose looks very uncomfortable. The way he has his hands far from his body and not close.... looks painful, couldnt play like that. He also holds the mouse in a weird way. Also, there is no such thing as "wireless gaming mouse" and im gonna die on this hill. If you want a mouse for gaming, you buy a WIRED mouse. Input lag is the devil!

2. Ever tried playing a shooter with mnk on a tv (not a monitor) thats a few meters from you? Well let me tell you, its very not optimal. His FoV also looks too small. Also no headset. Also two! gaming girl prebuilt shitty RGB pc case is next to his screen, I cannot imagine how distracting they are when you looking at the monitor tv.

These are all on him. He could fix all of them and make a really nice setup if he would care/would not be a lazy retarded beggar. Sometimes I think he makes the most painful, unpractical? impractical? streaming setups on purpose (on a subconscious level) to punish himself.

 

[Lazycunt]

How can one man have so many slowest streams of the year, it's fucking insane how many times he uses that line.
Also I don't know much about America but isn't the end of the financial year in the middle of the year?
I'm really curious if Phil tries to claim the "gifts" he gets on his tax.

Good end to the year Phil being a miserable miser never happy with what he has and it's always other people's fault.

 

[johnkimble123]

How can one man have so many slowest streams of the year, it's fucking insane how many times he uses that line.
Also I don't know much about America but isn't the end of the financial year in the middle of the year?
I'm really curious if Phil tries to claim the "gifts" he gets on his tax.

He had Yakuza streams with single digit tips and maybe $25 in super chats. He says anything around $50 is the slowest stream all year.
And he's a sole proprietor, his fiscal year is the calendar year. A lot of businesses do have fiscal years that end 6/30 but just as many have them ending in September or just calendar year.

He'd also be a moron to claim anything he didn't pay for as deductible expenses, because an audit would fuck him.

I also have to laugh at him 1) him being completely broke after $800 in one day and 2) begging for Kick memberships on a stream with <50 viewers. How fucking braindead can you be?