DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Comma]

Guess who's back.

Massive whaling incoming.

EDIT: like clockwork.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Guess who's back.

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Massive whaling incoming.

Wow insane crazy the same 4-5 totally different people keep coming back after months away!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Guess who's back.

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Massive whaling incoming.

Thanks, Ryan!

Also, Retard Man bought another webcam to do interviews. I thought no one wanted to interview you because they were all pussies, Phil? Odds that he'll have a denthead fan to try and do an interview with him?

Maybe Professor ACKS should ask for that Wolverine toy Mint in Box next?

 

[A Guy™]

Speedrunning the sock revival this month. Tis the season I guess. For anyone who forgot, Jinx is one of the more robust style paypigs.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Speedrunning the sock revival this month. Tis the season I guess. For anyone who forgot, Jinx is one of the more robust style paypigs.
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imagine giving that much money to a whiny, middle-aged, bitch-made "man"

 

[Shuma-Gorath]

Did I hear this wrong or Phil actually said that he scheduled an upload but somehow it was YouTube's fault for uploading it when he scheduled it and not magically knowing they weren't supposed to upload with the rest of his slop?

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Did I hear this wrong or Phil actually said that he scheduled an upload but somehow it was YouTube's fault for uploading it when he scheduled it and not magically knowing they weren't supposed to upload with the rest of his slop?

He uploaded it as public, set it to private, then apparently it's YouTube's fault for not telling people it went public again

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Speedrunning the sock revival this month. Tis the season I guess. For anyone who forgot, Jinx is one of the more robust style paypigs.
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"I just made a lot of money creating, running, and selling a company. Better go donate to a 42 year old man child for attention"

This is so fucking fake it's insane.

 

[shekelshoah666]

"I just made a lot of money creating, running, and selling a company. Better go donate to a 42 year old man child for attention"

This is so fucking fake it's insane.

Crazy how he has sold multiple companies while being a trans bodybuilder who only wears supreme clothing and all sorts of other shit. All of that being very real of course.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I told you men come to DSP streams to role-play and climax. Just so happens it's always the same 2 men.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

“I’m a better COD player than wings” said Phil with a .5 k/d. Seriously,he almost always in the negative with his kills. So much for his mouse set up helping him. DAT DAMN NETCODE

The only reason he goes positive at all is because the game counts assists and kills together as eliminations and doesn’t actually show your true kd but instead is eliminations and deaths.

All those games where he talks about having a good kd when he’s sitting at like 1.2 he’s more than likely actually negative if you were to count only his kills and deaths.

The last time he showed his combat record his e/d was around 1.16 which is hilarious considering how much he bitches about sbmm. He’s literally the exact type of player sbmm is in the game to protect.

 

[Philipp Amthor]

I have never seen somebody more retarded than Phil on his pc gaming webcam angle. WTF is this????

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil and his retarded clipping has given me new purpose while I wait for my fish to finish baking. And it has RGB lights!

 

[Comma]

I just can't get over the fact how utterly retarded his keyboard & mouse setup is. Like, who the fuck sets up their webcam/chair so it's at a 90-degree angle from the side? It's literally the last thing you want to do as a streamer, as it makes you look completely disconnected from your audience.



And whenever he has to either read the chat or scan for money coming in, which he does multiple times a minute, he has to do it like this:



I'm 100% sure he's going to develop some muscle/neck pain from having to constantly turn his head and body in this awkward and uncomfortable way.

Leave it to DSP to throw thousands of dollars at "improving" his setup/stream, but somehow fucking it up and end up with... this.


EDIT: I'm sorry, but I'm having way too much fun with this.

 

[Elbe]

"Are you a filthy beggar?"

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I just can't get over the fact how utterly retarded his keyboard & mouse setup is.

I hope he never changes it. Him sitting sideways in his big boy gaymer chair and big boy office button up shirt with his arms either stretched out like he's a fucking zombie or going missing because his chroma key is shit is the most unintentionally funny shit he's done in years.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Holy shit, that set up is for real? I thought Tevin put on a still of him or something.

Imagine having so little self awarness that you can't look at this and think you look like a fucking retard.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

 

[LieLieFyre]

I just can't get over the fact how utterly retarded his keyboard & mouse setup is. Like, who the fuck sets up their webcam/chair so it's at a 90-degree angle from the side? It's literally the last thing you want to do as a streamer, as it makes you look completely disconnected from your audience.

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Nah bro it's like that so you feel like you're in the room gaming with him. Remember that you're not friends btw except when you are but then when you talk about it you aren't and stop thinking about it and donate to him your friend not friend.

 

[Malakim Phoros]

His Christmas cash comment made me think today. If he expects his audience to have an influx of cash at the holidays and not have spent it on gifts for their kids or family, That means he knows/expects that his audience is either young enough to still be receiving gifts like that or are childless friendless losers who wouldn't have anyone else to give a Christmas gift to other than DSP