How do I avoid getting raped on Kiwi Farms?

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I hear stories of guys being raped on here and it scares me sometimes. I've been lucky and rape free for the 2+ years I've been on here and I'd like to keep it that way. Any tips?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Well Uncle Tony sleeps with mom before he sleeps with me, oh how funny, Uncle Tony never seems to go to your room, I wonder why

CUZ THERE IS A SIGN ON MY DOOR THAT SAYS "SUPER SECRET REE-HOUSE" AND NO GROWN-UPS ARE ALLOWED

 

[cyberlurker]

You guys are getting raped?

 

[Benzo Samurai]

sufficient poo in ass so nobody can sex it, im talking strong and dense pipe cloggin' bricks here, not loose soy cuck fudge

enough acid reflux to burn and disfigure any dick tryna mouth rape you

and be fat in order to blend in to the crowd

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

CUZ THERE IS A SIGN ON MY DOOR THAT SAYS "SUPER SECRET REE-HOUSE" AND NO GROWN-UPS ARE ALLOWED

Whatever you gotta tell yourself

 

[Two Hands]

Quickly give consent before they rape you.

It's not rape if you like it.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Nobody gets raped here. For you to hear about it you must want it, faggot.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Nobody gets raped here. For you to hear about it you must want it, faggot.

I agree friend, you should join my DMs where we talk about Republican talking points and the best ways to construct birdhouses.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I agree friend, you should join my DMs where we talk about Republican talking points and the best ways to construct birdhouses.

Can I join!?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's not rape if you like it.

It's still rape, just enjoyable, the definition of rape is sex without consent, not sex you don't enjoy, otherwise all old married couples would be constantly raping each other. There's no way they're enjoying it.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Can I join!?

GODDAMN IT, MOOOOOOOOM HES STOPPING ME FROM RAPING AGAIN! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Are the sexting DMs coming back? We can't deal with this again.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Are the sexting DMs coming back? We can't deal with this again.

Coming back? We're gooning in 69 different threads simultaneously as we speak. My favorite is the Late For Work Because You Rubbed One Out In The Shower Roleplay DM. When you have dozens of goonfests like that it starts to get really specific.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Cumming back?

Backshots already? It's so joever.

 

[Two Hands]

If you guys haven't tried flickergooning yet, you don't know what you're missing out on. Do it NOW.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'll stick to my wholesome Mormon bubbling, thank you very much

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I'll stick to my wholesome Mormon bubbling, thank you very much

Shut your whore mouth, you start it all.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

MOOOOOM! HE CALLED ME THE NIGGER WORD AGAIN!!!

 

[dick brain]

MOOOOOM! HE CALLED ME THE NIGGER WORD AGAIN!!!

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[Hellwalker]

Don't sag your pants nigger.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

MOOOOOM! HE CALLED ME THE NIGGER WORD AGAIN!!!

And that argument went on for a few days until they both turned out, but the moral of the story is:"Don't Call Your Brother A Nigger"
Words are hurtful and the thought of being a nigger is very traumatizing.
In fact 1 in 10 kids suffer from PTSD from the idea that they might be a nigger.

Hi, I'm Daddy's Angry Juice, and I'd like to explain the value of explaining these concepts to your kids. Because if you don't, they might just turn into shitposters like me, and now that I've said that, I need you to sign my form so I can go home.