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[Internet Wizard]

Nooo not my euphoria boner material!!!



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[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Nooo not my euphoria boner material!!!

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Trannies can’t exist without porn, gotcha.

Full speed ahead with banning porn!

 

[Chickenpolar]

This will be good

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maybe I shall tell the traniversary story to wind down a bit

So, 2019, I had moved away from a long-term abusive relationship AND one of my beloved cats died. I was very much in a liminal space, personally

Earlier in the year, Emily St James had written a thing coming out, and she had been my boss at the AV Club and had other similarities to me so I was like "well, if she can do it? why not me?" But my brain was very much not ready for full transition so I decided I was non-binary

For me personally, being non-binary was never really sufficient. I sort of internally expected something to CHANGE when I wasn't a man, but how I felt and how other people treated me was pretty much the same, I just got "they'd" sometime.

The exception was experimenting with femme clothes, etc

I'd also gotten in a relationship that year that was, in retrospect, the last thing that was really buttressing my previous sense of self. A month or so before full self-acceptance, she broke up with me, and I just mentally collapsed

I couldn't figure out why but the breakup just took over my thoughts and my life. Just a constant intrusive thought for like six weeks. no fun for me or anyone around me. it DID make me seek out a therapist, who did say she could help with gender issues

so I had my second session with the therapist on December 27th (nice of her to work on the week between holidays!). The first 1.8 sessions were like, me talking about the thing that was dominating my thoughts. Then at the end of the session she was like "so you also said you had some gender stuff"

so I start explaining, I'm non-binary, it's easier for me to present as masc but I can find it more rewarding to present as femme

and she does a therapist "uh-huh" and shifts slightly in her seat

and that slight shifting of weight just makes my brain explode with "OH SHIT YOU'RE A GIRL SHE'S READ YOU FOR GIRLHOOD THIS IS THE MOST OBVIOUS GIRLNESS TO EVER GIRL JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU"

and so that evening, I get home, cannot escape the conclusion in any way whatsoever, and self-accept.

and the anxiety, the intrusive thoughts, they just disappear. breakup? no longer the most important thing in the universe. was all just my brain refusing to admit the obvious

and obviously i still have anxiety and i still don't love getting broken up with but the way it was all added up to "my brain is throwing literally anything it can in my way to prevent me from transitioning" still impresses me

Two months later I got on hormones. Two and a half months later the pandemic officially hit the US. Five months later I was diagnosed with my disability.

so it hasn't been the world's most fun five years but, still better than going through it without self-acceptance.

Therapy-To-Trans pipeline has a lot to answer for.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

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there's so much fucking wrong with this image i don't even know where to start. why, as an unmarried man, you would want to wear a married jewish woman's religious head covering -i don't fucking know. it doesn't even look good, its not even worn correctly;;

fucking hell, i need a drink.

All he needs is a glass box.

 

[D4C]

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there's so much fucking wrong with this image i don't even know where to start. why, as an unmarried man, you would want to wear a married jewish woman's religious head covering -i don't fucking know. it doesn't even look good, its not even worn correctly;;

fucking hell, i need a drink.

Guess we finally found out what Jambi the genie did after Pee Wee's Playhouse ended.

 

[peble]

Troon bragging about hurting women in sports

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Literally showing off his bulge. Taunting women that yes, he deserves to be considered a female even in spite of his dangling bratwurst that looks like you dipped it in acid halfway through. No shame in this faggot at all.

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>especially since conservatives view queer people as inherently sexual
Didn't you just admit it yourself?

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

The Alphabet Community is absolutely inherently sexual especially if they're expressing their sexuality. You can't express your "queerness" and not be sexual. Also, by their very nature they're sexual it's what they've decided defines them.

You ask any queer about themselves and the first thing they'll tell you is they're gay. Like a Fag, Dyke, or Tranny needs to tell you most of those people could be detected by Helen Keller. Think about a heterosexual if you asked them about themselves, they'd tell you about their likes and dislikes, jobs, religion or lack of, where they came from, their family, the only time their sexuality would even remotely come up if they were in a relationship and mentioned it.

They make their entire life about who they fuck and then claim we sexualize them.

 

[Internet Wizard]

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[DreinMeinVein]

I'm telling you, its a really fun and enlightening game. If you just want to have some fun and see some seething/gears churning, just say "Huh. I wonder what would happen if they said they were Napoleon?" and then say nothing further/change the subject.

When I tell them I identify as an attack helicopter, they cry "TRANSPHOBES HAVE ONLY ONE JOKE!!"
Not true. There are 41 jokes.

But seriously. Napoleon, Apache chopper or Christ reincarnated... if that man can say he's a woman, why can't I be something that I'm not?
The attack helicopter thing was never a joke, it was an argument against their ideology; an argument they've never countered satisfactorily.

 

[LavenderMenace]

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Well adleast he’s self aware how much of a faggot he is…Mentally ill up the ass and a failure musician. Link

They even have a SoundCloud! Let’s listen to their most popular track!

This nigga ain’t making it out da hood.

And don’t worry people have reacted correctly to that image of discord groomers.


But he isn’t impressed with the smell jokes!

 

[Canuck Breaker]

But he isn’t impressed with the smell jokes!

What is the "politics of smell girl"? Is some tranny writing a PhD dissertation to try and disprove that stinkditches stink? Or is this something like the "fascists go to the gym" except for taking a shower and wearing deodorant?

 

[Jacques1194]

When I tell them I identify as an attack helicopter, they cry "TRANSPHOBES HAVE ONLY ONE JOKE!!"
Not true. There are 41 jokes.

But seriously. Napoleon, Apache chopper or Christ reincarnated... if that man can say he's a woman, why can't I be something that I'm not?
The attack helicopter thing was never a joke, it was an argument against their ideology; an argument they've never countered satisfactorily.

What I dont understand are the TIPs who take xenogenders seriously with their xe/xer pronouns. They find attack helicopter, or napoleon identities as mockery but turn around and take xenogenders seriously? I don't understand how they dont see shit like cloudgender (Yeah its a real identity according to bot LGBTQ and gender wikis) as mockery all because some random user on Tumblr made it up. If someone who was against trans people made this up then they'd scream transphobia but because Tumblr made it up, its valid?

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

What is the "politics of smell girl"? Is some tranny writing a PhD dissertation to try and disprove that stinkditches stink? Or is this something like the "fascists go to the gym" except for taking a shower and wearing deodorant?

Current year university study (outside of hard sciences) means you can do a PhD on anything, if you can spout for enough pages about it and claim ‘lived experience’. Don’t forget the last part. What used to be a signal that your “research” was biased is now a note that translates to ‘disagreeing with anything I’ve written is actual violence, so pass me or I’ll have you sacked for discriminating against a minority’.

Tl; dr your pet project, regular toilet pondering or favourite hobby are your PhD theses now.

 

[DreinMeinVein]

What I dont understand are the TIPs who take xenogenders seriously with their xe/xer pronouns. They find attack helicopter, or napoleon identities as mockery but turn around and take xenogenders seriously? I don't understand how they dont see shit like cloudgender (Yeah its a real identity according to bot LGBTQ and gender wikis) as mockery all because some random user on Tumblr made it up. If someone who was against trans people made this up then they'd scream transphobia but because Tumblr made it up, its valid?

Correct, totally.
Mutogender, cloudgender, autigender and suicide fluid are respected genders, according to those folx.
If only Tumblr had coined coptergender first, perhaps we'd have our rights to chain guns and hellfire missiles.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Current year university study (outside of hard sciences) means you can do a PhD on anything, if you can spout for enough pages about it and claim ‘lived experience’. Don’t forget the last part. What used to be a signal that your “research” was biased is now a note that translates to ‘disagreeing with anything I’ve written is actual violence, so pass me or I’ll have you sacked for discriminating against a minority’.

Yep.
I wonder how many of these self proclaimed geniuses actually get a job in the real world?

 

[Surfin Terf]

What is the "politics of smell girl"? Is some tranny writing a PhD dissertation to try and disprove that stinkditches stink? Or is this something like the "fascists go to the gym" except for taking a shower and wearing deodorant?

A woman (real) posted a selfie of herself with her PhD dissertation. It received a lot of mockery because it was titled “Olfactory Ethics: the Politics of Smell in Modern Prose”. This kind of pablum has been standard in literature academia for decades, but conservatives latched onto this one for some reason. Because conservatives criticized it, lefties came out in droves to defend it despite it obviously being very, very silly. No one is a winner here

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Current year university study (outside of hard sciences) means you can do a PhD on anything,

Oh, I'm aware. Have a relative who's PhD thesis was basically "websites started by right wing people are bad because reasons". It's taken almost a decade to write because the websites keep being bought by liberal NGOs so rewrites abound (plus gotta keep getting those government stipends so you can teach a class on it and not have to get a real job).

woman (real) posted a selfie of herself with her PhD dissertation. It received a lot of mockery because it was titled “Olfactory Ethics: the Politics of Smell in Modern Prose”.

Interesting, though seems to go against my own experiences. The groups I dislike also happen to stink (troons/jeets/deathfats/etc.), but it's not the primary source of my issues. I usually find myself complaining about a myriad of other issues before tagging on "and they smell like shit". Though the odor is a great warning sign that they're near.

 

[Kermit the Impaler]

What is the "politics of smell girl"? Is some tranny writing a PhD dissertation to try and disprove that stinkditches stink? Or is this something like the "fascists go to the gym" except for taking a shower and wearing deodorant?

Woman completed a Phd, her thesis titled "Olfactory Ethics: The Politics of Smell in Modern and Contemporary Prose." and posted a picture of herself holding her thesis on twitter. The usual conservative/anti-woke types erupted assuming it was some woke bullshit. She says, it actually was a look at how media engages with the stereotype that lower class people smell bad.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

What I dont understand are the TIPs who take xenogenders seriously with their xe/xer pronouns. They find attack helicopter, or napoleon identities as mockery but turn around and take xenogenders seriously? I don't understand how they dont see shit like cloudgender (Yeah its a real identity according to bot LGBTQ and gender wikis) as mockery all because some random user on Tumblr made it up.

The transmedicalists hate stuff like “cloud gender” and the fey pronouns and complain about them a lot as an optics issue, but as everyone knows they were chased out by the she/it doggirls and agender enbys who “hate respectability politics” etc. Which is rather self defeating, but then again, transmedicalism is only superficially more sane than believing in gender.

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, I'm aware. Have a relative who's PhD thesis was basically "websites started by right wing people are bad because reasons". It's taken almost a decade to write because the websites keep being bought by liberal NGOs so rewrites abound (plus gotta keep getting those government stipends so you can teach a class on it and not have to get a real job).

"Right wing" websites are bad so you'd think they'd just make their own instead of relentlessly cancerizing the ones that exist.