Koffing finally found peace on this Earth, with Old Spice, Monster Energy, and Gold Bond Medicated Powder.

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Koffing has found the secret to eternal happiness and it starts at the affiliate links. One day we may both have our kungfu sponsored by Gold Bond Medicated Powder, the only power for athletes that train, but that day is unfortunately not today.

 

[Joe Swanson]

Koffing needs to be tired for his crimes against humanity against (((my people))) during WW2

 

[Mimic]

I love this little happy ball of gas

 

[BradeRunna]

Koffing is actually a floating ball of Zyklon B. I would make a joke about Jews coughing in the gas chambers. But the only thing that was ever gassed in the "death camps" was lice.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

My favourite Koffing is the one who grows up to be a moustachioed Victorian factory owner.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Namaste adorable carcinogen spewer

 

[Sneed's Feed And Seed]

Was Koffing NY or LA

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Koffing needs to be tired for his crimes against humanity against (((my people))) during WW2

I'm just saying when Pokemon Go came out, I caught a bunch of Koffing and named them all after internment camps. So somewhere out there, is a user nicknamed AdolfNothinWrong with an inbox of like 20-30 Koffing named things Treblinka, Auschwitz, etc. so someday, I hope someone at Niantic gets a giggle.

 

[Shroom King]

Putting Gold Bond Medicated Powder on your balls is God-tier.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Koffing needs friends to celebrate this with.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Great slice-of-life post.

 

[Bothriolepis]

So somewhere out there, is a user nicknamed AdolfNothinWrong with an inbox of like 20-30 Koffing named things Treblinka, Auschwitz, etc. so someday, I hope someone at Niantic gets a giggle.

Pokémon Go's filter was just weird during those first few weeks. You couldn't use an innocuous phrase that happened to have a naughty word spelled out in it, but you could name your Machop for a Waffen-SS division with no repercussions.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Koffing needs friends to celebrate this with.

Preferably more Koffings.

Pokémon Go's filter was just weird during those first few weeks. You couldn't use an innocuous phrase that happened to have a naughty word spelled out in it, but you could name your Machop for a Waffen-SS division with no repercussions.

I have a knack for naming Pokemon. Like Murkrow is always Jim Crow. Or Duradulon is North Tower. Or Hitmonlee is Princess Diana. Why Princess Diana? Use High Jump Kick on a ghost type and you'll know why.

 

[Javier]

Pokémon Go's filter was just weird during those first few weeks. You couldn't use an innocuous phrase that happened to have a naughty word spelled out in it, but you could name your Machop for a Waffen-SS division with no repercussions.

To be fair, that goes for all games, not just PoGo.
Unnamed Cofagrigus was not allowed for online battles, for instance. Rename it to any no-no term that isn't a slur and it's all good.

 

[Pepe Cortisona]

My favourite Koffing is the one who grows up to be a moustachioed Victorian factory owner.

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That weezing turns into Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.