Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

This is pretty funny, an AI generated summary of your twitter called Twitter Wrapped.

https://twitterwrapped.exa.ai/stealthygeek

Friendly Roast
You tweet like you're getting paid per political takedown

Lol he fucking wishes he was getting paid.

Twitter Obsession
You are obsessed with Donald Trump on Twitter! You've spent countless tweets exposing his threats to democracy, with over 500 direct references and takedowns

Next Year Predictions For You
Money
Your sharp political commentary will lead to a book deal worth six figures. Expect a surge in speaking engagements about democracy and social justice

MY FUCKING RIBS ARE IN ORBIT !

Health
The stress of political battles will push you to find balance. You'll discover meditation apps are actually useful, even for political warriors.

Somehow "stalker" and "child" aren't his most used words of 2024 ? Unless it doesn't analyze replies.

 

[Laburnum]

Was trying to find another Pat tweet and - how many times did he talk about this Tiny Tim book and act like it would be out by now? He was in Adrian Tchaikovsky's replies repeating that the book was out on submission, not realizing how pathetic he sounded.

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Here's both draft pages in one post if you're interested. I think this is all.


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Holy shit, I can't believe I only just noticed that typo for Scrooge's name. 'Ebinezer'


'O fug child : DDDDDDDDD'

 

[Billy Bong]

He has crossed over into real mental illness now.

I don’t think he sees people on SM sites as individual people. He just sees “Internet” en masse like it’s a monolith collective that all thinks the same way, against him. Also his political takes now consist of just outright contradicting someones statement, even if it’s 100% wrong, and just saying what he claims is FACT. If someone said “the sky is blue over Trump’s america”, he will say, “no child, it isn’t. It’s clearly green. It’s always been green. Enjoy prison.”

I swear he goes extra looney around the holidays. Or he is vying for LOLCOW of the year in a race with Rackets.

Bzzzt wrong. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.

Yeah, I don't think he's going to get the same welcome anywhere as he did the first time Trump got elected, especially with the pests following him around with receipts.
Pat is in for a rough ride in the years to come. It will be interesting to see what he tries to change up for those sweet sweet likes going forward.
His current plan is all but doomed.

 

[Maude Snew]

It would seem extremely strange to me if India had superior weapons technology to China, but I honestly don't know.

I am extremely ignorant about weapon systems, but it is always a good idea to bet on Patrick being wrong.
The Pat-Factor is extremely reliable, if he tells you to buy, you sell instantly.

Of course they do, sorry you're so stupid. You know how a paint filled water balloon can disable a tank just as well as a $150.000 Javelin Missile? Well that carries if you fill it with free and plentiful poop you can just find in the streets! Not only that but if you fill paper bags with it and set them on fire you have land mines that will disable anybody's boots as they will have to take a break from fighting and polish them.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Bzzzt wrong. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.

Yeah, I don't think he's going to get the same welcome anywhere as he did the first time Trump got elected, especially with the pests following him around with receipts.
Pat is in for a rough ride in the years to come. It will be interesting to see what he tries to change up for those sweet sweet likes going forward.
His current plan is all but doomed.

No child, I never said I opposed Emperor Trump. Those are just your delusions again. Enjoy prison, stalker.

 

[lindsayfan]

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Rick tries to use his 200 IQ to explain to a Chink. It didn’t go well. Chink roasted him back.

"The F-35 is supersonic in all models, child." is a great classic pat-ism to close out the year.

 

[dj0449674]

"The F-35 is supersonic in all models, child." is a great classic pat-ism to close out the year.

His wierd speech patterns are sometimes very similar to Chris's infamous dirty crapped briefs proclamation

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Rick tries to use his 200 IQ to explain to a Chink. It didn’t go well. Chink roasted him back.

You have been instructed many times, to cease being racist towards low-IQ’d Pajeet immigrants and my facts. Continuing to debunk on my facts constitutes felony racial discrimination harassment. Don’t speak, sweatshop child. Mass deportation awaits. Enjoy it

When It Comes to Supersonic Flight, the F-35’s Wings Are Clipped
Sustained supersonic speeds could cause lasting damage to the F-35's stealth capabilities.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/aviation/a32304032/f-35-supersonic-flight/

• The $1 trillion F-35 program has resulted in versions of the jet unable to fly supersonic for more than a brief period.
• The stresses of flying at supersonic speed threaten to erode a F-35's stealth coating and damage key antennas embedded in the tail of the aircraft.
• Instead of fixing the issue, the Pentagon has decided it is simply not important and restricted how long certain versions of the F-35 can fly at supersonic speeds.

As usual, Patrick is wrong, while it's true they're supersonic you don't want to use them that way for long. New jet isn't a J20 by the way.

In other news

When will Patrick ever have fans that love him enough to talk about his comedy shows?

Also, more authors, publicists, and TTRPG creators have blocked him on BSkye. At least two a day seems to be the average.

 

[Maude Snew]

His wierd speech patterns are sometimes very similar to Chris's infamous dirty crapped briefs proclamation

So what you're proposing is

 

[An automatic clown]

unable to fly supersonic for more than a brief period.

Technicality Tomlinson stacking up Ws, stalker

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I should also mention that Gen. Mark Kelly would disagree with Patrick. Back in 2022 he mentioned that China was working on a Sixth gen jet for their version of the NGAD program.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Holy shit, I can't believe I only just noticed that typo for Scrooge's name. 'Ebinezer'

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'O fug child : DDDDDDDDD'

You didn't see my benis : DD is too small: DDD

 

[Sammich]

Doesn't even mention any prezzies this year.

Santa himself farted in nikki's cavernous, misjudged a fart and dropped off a big creamy shit right in her fat cunt.
The fat faggot with bitch tits was passed out in the corner sleeping off a 12 pack.

 

[Grease Fountain]

With so much inspiration, I couldn't help myself. 1000 hours in Paint

 

[SnufflePuff]

I think its hilarious u kids talking about rick. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at hoolies, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the worst fitting clothes, eats the chillest meatloaf and has the fattest tits. yall are pathetic, child.

 

[Meriasek]

I think its hilarious u kids talking about rick. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at hoolies, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the worst fitting clothes, eats the chillest meatloaf and has the fattest tits. yall are pathetic, child.

Nobody is ever gonna say anything to him at Hoolies


Because he's banned from there.

 

[Pomniman]

Have any brothamen managed to recreate his famous pepperoni recipe?

 

[FinnSven]

I think its hilarious u kids talking about rick. u wouldnt say this stuff to him at hoolies, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the worst fitting clothes, eats the chillest meatloaf and has the fattest tits. yall are pathetic, child.

Fatrick would get winded and beaten shitless by 98% of posters here.

This is the opposite of internet hardman-ing.

Fatrick is ultimately so soft and shit filled, a determined person could beat him, and anyone who knows who he is will know to fight.

The children he captures for niggeroni, he traps with sleeping pill laced fried chicken.

 

[RussianParasite]

He's the stereotypical fat American tourist blundering his way through another culture with overconfident ignorance.

Wrong in every last detail as always stalker. I blended in so flawlessly that none of you even noticed I was American once I put on my Cockney accent govnah.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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Piggy thinks Hook is a Christmas movie if it's released in early December. No mention about his prezzies yet, baby child. He didn't even celebrate Christmas, let alone mentioning this movie that Rick mentions.
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That sounds as faggy, as autistic, as childish, and as fat as Rick calling presents "prezzies". No, that's not a Skrillex reference, child. It's a Hook reference.
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Rick fatly lies about being SWATted multiple times because he didn't find Norm funny. The unaware civilian unfortunately falls into the lard quicksand.
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Yes child! These are your delusions, piggy child.
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You are going to prison, child.
You are mentally ill, child.
You have been warned, many, many thousands of times; to cease roasting my hot takes, as I am correct in every way, continuing to do so constitutes felony political take harrassment. Wait quietly for the knock, child. Quietly is key
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Liking children, my ass.
You'd be the one that'll abduct African-American children to the pepperoni grinder, and grind them into succulent niggeroni. No wonder a lot of black children went missing in Milwaukee. That includes you threatening to kill your own daughter as well.

I guess he meant to say “to people who act like children,” but once again he fat fingered it (he’s fat, you see.) and now he just looks retarded lol. For a man who tries to make terse his brand and who claims to be an author you’d think he’d be able to nail those zingers.

Lookit this fat idiot.


More of pat picking on women again

This retard is really claiming cities are safer than the country murders occur less when people are packed on top of each other like sardines, child. I’m sorry you’re too stupid to grasp this basic concept.

I’m calling you a child, child. Can you imagine having so little control over your life that the only power you get to flex ever is just calling people child on Twitter? Again I say - nice life, stupid.