Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Marc]

Or literally just eat normal fried chicken. If health is the concern, the breading isn't the breaking point when it comes to deep fried meat.

Jack eats breaded fried chicken thighs, sugary wings, and mechanically separated nuggies constantly. But because he's a fake carnivore dieter who is fatter than ever, he periodically makes bullshit videos such as this latest one purely to impress his brother and pander to what he presumes to be a demographic of his audience who a. doesn't see right through him and b. finds his slop anything less than revolting.

Even if Jack made a "regular" fried chicken video, it would still be fucking dog shit. Even when he's reviewing food made by someone else, he fucks everything up. So I'm just grateful he's still humiliating himself where I can see it, without having to be in his stinky presence.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

IMO Tammy Junior is preggo.


One day Jack Junior will have his very own Garrett-Jamal Junior to choke !


Jack sr will be an asshole and probably have a stroke when he isn’t the center of attention for five seconds, assuming he makes it the next 9 months

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack and Tammy are like the most miserable couple imaginable. I swung by his facebook page and he bragged about how Tammy cleared out the Christmas decorations as soon as Christmas was over. This reminded me of the video Jack posted about their shitty 2021 Christmas dinner where they had a taco bar for Christmas (>80% of toppings were prepackaged store items) and someone here pointed out that Jack and Tammy had removed all Christmas decorations prior to Christmas dinner. Thats how robotic and dead they are at heart. Nothing they do has any joy associated with it. It's also notable that Jack has a big issue with people celebrating anything that doesn't fall within his personal timeline. He bitches about Halloween excitement in September. Then he is butthurt that stores put up their Christmas decorations before thanksgiving. Just a miserable tub of lard that spews negativity constantly.

 

[AltisticRight]

No, it's called butchering, to committing war crimes.
I'm pretty sure the Romans will behead those who call cheap barilla pasta baked in slop "lasagna".

 

[Zhores Medvedev]

Jack and Tammy are like the most miserable couple imaginable. I swung by his facebook page and he bragged about how Tammy cleared out the Christmas decorations as soon as Christmas was over. This reminded me of the video Jack posted about their shitty 2021 Christmas dinner where they had a taco bar for Christmas (>80% of toppings were prepackaged store items) and someone here pointed out that Jack and Tammy had removed all Christmas decorations prior to Christmas dinner. Thats how robotic and dead they are at heart. Nothing they do has any joy associated with it. It's also notable that Jack has a big issue with people celebrating anything that doesn't fall within his personal timeline. He bitches about Halloween excitement in September. Then he is butthurt that stores put up their Christmas decorations before thanksgiving. Just a miserable tub of lard that spews negativity constantly.

Eating for the sake of eating is the deathknell of spirt of family eating. No fun conversations. No laughing for the sake of laughing. No reflection on each persons progress, how ever great or small it may be. My family has done something different for every Christmas. One year German food, one year Spanish, One year Korean. We make it all ourselves and really the food is a secondary excuse to get us all together. And sometimes the food isnt really a hit especially with the kids! But when its calories for the sake of calories. When its meat for the sake of "meat gud". When everyone leaves and goes or goes to their rooms as soon as they are done eating. Its fucking depressing. How is it different than any other day? Of course in jacks case it isnt, hasn't been and won't be, but fuck me, when you get people who care for more than the food around the table, it really is a wonderful thing. If its the holidays and your first thought is about the food, I think you are a glutton, irrelevant of your weight. Not that Jack could be called anything less or would be anything more at this stage , but fuck me is it not hilarious.

 

[lindsayfan]

now there's not only the annoying fake @jackscalfini account that makes 30 comments per video, we've got a fake garrett as well. however, the profile image did make me laugh. i hope "garrett" will be more like the "jack's mistress" troll account who just comments occasionally

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Jack and Tammy are like the most miserable couple imaginable. I swung by his facebook page and he bragged about how Tammy cleared out the Christmas decorations as soon as Christmas was over. This reminded me of the video Jack posted about their shitty 2021 Christmas dinner where they had a taco bar for Christmas (>80% of toppings were prepackaged store items) and someone here pointed out that Jack and Tammy had removed all Christmas decorations prior to Christmas dinner. Thats how robotic and dead they are at heart. Nothing they do has any joy associated with it. It's also notable that Jack has a big issue with people celebrating anything that doesn't fall within his personal timeline. He bitches about Halloween excitement in September. Then he is butthurt that stores put up their Christmas decorations before thanksgiving. Just a miserable tub of lard that spews negativity constantly.

My favorite example of this was a couple years ago when he got mad at someone on Facebook for asking about Epiphany being the real end of Christmas season. According to Jack, it doesn't count since it's not in the Bible. This is the absolute state of American Protestantism.

 

[Major]

Jack is a killjoy because he's a self centered prick, but also because he is in such poor health and has been for many years his negativity just oozes out of him. I see it with my relatives too.

 

[biggacracka]

My favorite example of this was a couple years ago when he got mad at someone on Facebook for asking about Epiphany being the real end of Christmas season. According to Jack, it doesn't count since it's not in the Bible. This is the absolute state of American Protestantism.

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I want to punch jack and his faggot bitmoji in his worthless fucking face with the force of a thousand white hot blinding suns

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

According to Jack, it doesn't count since it's not in the Bible. This is the absolute state of American Protestantism.

He'd probably stroke out if you asked him where in the Bible it says the Bible is the only source of authority when it comes to Christian doctrine (it doesn't say this anywhere at all).

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Jack wants to get pissy Jesus was born under the Julian Calander so his birthday would be January 6th come on Jack you know January 6th.

 

[lindsayfan]

My favorite example of this was a couple years ago when he got mad at someone on Facebook for asking about Epiphany being the real end of Christmas season. According to Jack, it doesn't count since it's not in the Bible. This is the absolute state of American Protestantism.

truly fucking hilarious. guess the "starbucks / guitar army / laser light show " church jack attends doesn't believe in 12 days of christmas-- you get ONE day off and then it's back to work [OBJ]

i'm hardly a scholar of protestantism but i thought every church at least acknowledged epiphany/12th night -- either as the day the kings rolled in or the day of jesus' baptism.

 

[Bassomatic]

truly fucking hilarious. guess the "starbucks / guitar army / laser light show " church jack attends doesn't believe in 12 days of christmas-- you get ONE day off and then it's back to work [OBJ]

i'm hardly a scholar of protestantism but i thought every church at least acknowledged epiphany/12th night -- either as the day the kings rolled in or the day of jesus' baptism.

Yeah Jack goes to the fucking waterslide latte church, no shock they probably don't even bring up the bible. They just say gib monies hate gay eat hot chip.

 

[Super Hans v2]

This is the absolute state of American Protestantism.

Jack's religious retardation isn't a Protestant issue, it's, on top of his general personality problems, him going to a church led by a drug-addicted murderer.

 

[biggacracka]

truly fucking hilarious. guess the "starbucks / guitar army / laser light show " church jack attends doesn't believe in 12 days of christmas-- you get ONE day off and then it's back to work [OBJ]

i'm hardly a scholar of protestantism but i thought every church at least acknowledged epiphany/12th night -- either as the day the kings rolled in or the day of jesus' baptism.

For Jack, the 12 days of Christmas are the 12 days of gud meats BEFORE Christmas.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Jack gives gun advice



Random bullshit



Fortune cookie ass advice



Random





ANOTHER CARNIVORE RECIPE

 

[Bassomatic]

Jack's religious retardation isn't a Protestant issue, it's, on top of his general personality problems, him going to a church led by a drug-addicted murderer.

He's no longer at murder church too many blacks "oh poor dressers" is what he said.

My church is Lutheran and I actually got asked to help write a few prayers in German for holidays. It made all of us smile our minister gave a nod to the history of it.

The gun sperg in me is shaking violently, I'll spare you all tho. Not that jack is able to give advice on anything aside getting fat. Legit the only person he could help is eugenea cooley the skeltim queen.

I can't wait to see this flatbread nightmare. I'm going to bet it ends up thicker than Texas Toast.

 

[Mechanical Pencil]

Jack's hatred of engagement farming while consistently playing into it will always make me smile.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

For Jack, the 12 days of Christmas are the 12 days of gud meats BEFORE Christmas.

Nobody show this guy Wigilia. The lack of meat would give him the final stroke.

 

[Marc]

He'd probably stroke out if you asked him where in the Bible it says the Bible is the only source of authority when it comes to Christian doctrine (it doesn't say this anywhere at all).

No part of Jack's Xmas "celebration" is mentioned anywhere in the Bible - Not even the dates. Yet, if any real Christians do anything Jack doesn't (such as adhere to traditions or attempt to lead their lives according the Scriptures), he immediately begins persecuting them and trying to bully them on Facebook when they explain themselves.

You can't even A-log Jack for his religious beliefs; because he doesn't actually have any - He just photographs himself with a Bible he can't hold or read, in a post bragging that he keeps one in every room of his house...Even though there's nothing in the Bible about doing that bullshit, either. The guy isn't just a fake Christian - He is evil as the Bible defines it; right down to corrupting that which is intended to be good (food is a blessing from the Lord).