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Goddamn it, who went cowtipping?

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Goddamn it, who went cowtipping?
Nobody needs to go cowtipping.Goddamn it, who went cowtipping?This kind of shit is just going to add fuel to her delusions of martyrdom.
Of course, this ZombieClits is another simp (more like ZombieSimps) of Alyssa Mercante and friends of her simps like her elite simp-of-all-simps Dave Rivera.Agree with the others that it's possible fluid retention due to dehydration linked to her alcoholism. Don't know about anyone else, but something about her appearance (especially the weirdly dull, flabby skin despite not her being overweight and constantly "working out") just sets off my lizard brain "this person is not healthy" alarm. I wonder how much she really is drinking/abusing drugs.
Anyway, someone in her replies finally figured out the ultimate mastermind behind the Kiwi Farms, the man pulling all the strings, the man who's been behind it all from the beginning:
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You clearly weren't in the Zoom meeting Null had with SmashJT, Jeremy (a homosexual) from Geeks&Gamers, Nerdrotic, and Elon Musk. These weekly meetings are where we get our marching orders and talking points. The yearly in person meet-ups in Moscow are even better, the cheese platters are to die for.Anyone who thinks the Farms are a monolith that can be tard wrangled into helping that dumb ass boomer with his cringe gamer commentary channel should have their head examined for a TBI.
Don't forget the Jews man, the Jews finance it all!You clearly weren't in the Zoom meeting Null had with SmashJT, Jeremy (a homosexual) from Geeks&Gamers, Nerdrotic, and Elon Musk. These weekly meetings are where we get our marching orders and talking points. The yearly in person meet-ups in Moscow are even better, the cheese platters are to die for.
You must be dumb or something.Damn almost as if sending a gay and dumb DMCA to a website making fun of you didn't result in them taking it off the god damn internet and instead made people more aware of your cowish behaviour.
Who could have possibly seen this coming.
She has larger fingers than me, and I'm a guy, and foot taller than her. It's time to stop with the alcohol Alyssa. Your pinky is a thick as my thumb.Anything she does now (including freaking out publicly about a dox that's been here for weeks and then locking her twitter) should be looked through the lens of Alyssa trying to build evidence for her legal case. She's going to keep noisily complaining about something, get her lawyers to document her "distress" with a bunch of screenshots, and then return to normal operations. See also:
- Putting together tiktok videos of her crying over her "harassment"
- Posting anonymous "dick pic" messages (in which the perpetrator conveniently brings up JT's comment about her sucking dick so that we know it's his fault!)
What's interesting is the way she only really ramped up this behavior after SmashJT started raising a ton of money lol. Maybe she expected him to act differently?
Alyssa and her followers have already told us that posting someone's personal information (including their address) is fine if it only involved accessing publicly available documents, so I don't know what she's complaining about.
Anyway she's still on Bluesky, claiming she's just like Blake Lively frfr!
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Lucky for her that even her kiwi farms "stalkers" cannot be bothered to watch her boring streams. I don't know how anyone could stare at those eyebrows for an hour, it looks like she sprayed them onto her face with a stencil.
We rarely do as Null asks or the mods, why the fuck would we listen to Jeff? Such a request would get him a thread.Anyway, someone in her replies finally figured out the ultimate mastermind behind the Kiwi Farms, the man pulling all the strings, the man who's been behind it all from the beginning:
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Us in the Jackie thread get our orders directly from Putin himself.You clearly weren't in the Zoom meeting Null had with SmashJT, Jeremy (a homosexual) from Geeks&Gamers, Nerdrotic, and Elon Musk. These weekly meetings are where we get our marching orders and talking points. The yearly in person meet-ups in Moscow are even better, the cheese platters are to die for.
I mean...Don't forget the Jews man, the Jews finance it all!
Good Lord. I just had a flashback of when Rhys McKinnon posted a video of his hand shaking (while filming it perfectly still with the other hand) to prove how bad his cPTSD had gotten. I look very much forward to Merchantes acting reel.Anything she does now (including freaking out publicly about a dox that's been here for weeks and then locking her twitter) should be looked through the lens of Alyssa trying to build evidence for her legal case.
Probably privately scrubbing her TL since she became aware people were scouring it to archive anything that could harm her lolsuit. Too late, bitch.Please be precise. She only set her account to protected, she will be back in no time.
It's telling she points out the dox was emailed to him and he's not on any other social media; why not just say 'someone sent my boyfriend this'? This kind of over-explaining is common to pathological liars trying to cover all their bases.Why would you believe her when she says "someone sent this to my boyfriends"?
Good Lord. I just had a flashback of when Rhys McKinnon posted a video of his hand shaking (while filming it perfectly still with the other hand) to prove how bad his cPTSD had gotten. I look very much forward to Merchantes acting reel.
This will end with criminal charges filed against her for falsifying evidence, all her electronic devices being seized, searched, video meta data used to prove she was making things up. On the way conveniently uncovering the entire criminal conspiracy Alyssa is part of by reading her social media DMs from her social media dumps every company will happily send the investigating police department.She did even better than that! She posted a TikTok that was supposedly a "compilation" of Alyssa's reactions to being harassed over the last nine months (thanks to @Scorpion From MK for archiving here, since her TikTok is private now). It featured a collection of videos of Alyssa crying and breaking down in front of her computer wearing different outfits. Handily documenting the long-term distress she has suffered. Very useful for her lawsuit!
Only Alyssa forgot that she has changed her hair color several times in the last nine months, and while she made a valiant effort to change outfits and switch the background around a little to show the progression of time, she forgot to switch up the lighting:
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Crazy that all the videos over nine months were taken at the same time of day, with the exact same shadows and lights on in the background every time! I mean, what are the odds?
This will end with criminal charges filed against her for falsifying evidence, all her electronic devices being seized, searched, video meta data used to prove she was making things up. On the way conveniently uncovering the entire criminal conspiracy Alyssa is part of by reading her social media DMs from her social media dumps every company will happily send the investigating police department.
She will be the most hated libtard influencer on the planet, because she did the big nono. You only threaten and harass people, you never file an actual lawsuit. Because lawsuits are bad, they require actual evidence.
Exactly, which is why taking anything to court is not in their interest, because it will require them to present actual evidence for all the bullshit accusations they make. Their entire grift depends on abusing their right to free speech on social media by running a victim grift in which they are an oppressed and harassed party. Going to court will completely destroy her narrative.No one in the "libtard influencer" sphere cares about actual evidence, faked or not. They care about owning the chuds.
It depends on a lot on what kind of evidence Alyssa will try to introduce. If she starts admitting her TikTok videos as "evidence" in the lawsuit, she could face some serious consequences because she will be questioned about those in her deposition or possibly in court, both of which will be under oath. In which case, by repeating the claims from the videos and presenting them as evidence of "long term harassment", she would be committing perjury. (18 U.S.C. § 1621)None of that will happen, at worst Alyssa will be countersued and have to pay legal fees (which would be very funny). She won't face any great comeuppance no matter what the negative results of the lawsuit;
she pulled a drakeShe will be the most hated libtard influencer on the planet, because she did the big nono. You only threaten and harass people, you never file an actual lawsuit. Because lawsuits are bad, they require actual evidence.