Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[Fake Steve Franssen]

>Be me
>Want to get work done (shitpost on Kiwi Famrs without the manager seeing me)
>Go to quiet section of office
>Chink earrape audio
>Pajeet Kumar is on his phone watching Tik Tok at 100% volume
>Wants to drown him in the Ganges River
What's worse?
I didn't make this up.

Careful, Liz No Dong Jones now has enough information to doxx and fire you.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

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Fuck you, Elon. The genie can't be put back into the bottle.

 

[John Badman]

The Adderall and Modafinil wore off, and now he has the blues. Addict behavior. Probably nursing the embarrassment with heroic doses of Xanax. I see a corn filled future for Elon Rekieta.

He hasn’t been sleeping more than 4 hours the last 3 days. If he’s up he’s on drugs because dumbass believes he’s expanding his mind and it’s totally healthy to go on benders.

 

[W@rui]

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>My nigga got humbled by the Internet
Lol, lmao

 

[JambledUpWords]

He hasn’t been sleeping more than 4 hours the last 3 days. If he’s up he’s on drugs because dumbass believes he’s expanding his mind and it’s totally healthy to go on benders.

He could be doing so many better things with his undeserved wealth, like just taking luxury vacations to anywhere he could possibly want, but instead he just whines on Twitter while doing drugs. Imagine choosing to do that as one of the richest men in the world over going to a private island to relax.

 

[John Badman]

He could be doing so many better things with his undeserved wealth, like just taking luxury vacations to anywhere he could possibly want, but instead he just whines on Twitter while doing drugs. Imagine choosing to do that as one of the richest men in the world over going to a private island to relax.

His friend Epstein died, no vacation spots currently available.

 

[Uncle Ted's Cabin]

He could be doing so many better things with his undeserved wealth, like just taking luxury vacations to anywhere he could possibly want, but instead he just whines on Twitter while doing drugs. Imagine choosing to do that as one of the richest men in the world over going to a private island to relax.

I can't imagine a situation in which the phrase, "Happiness is a choice", could be any more truthful.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

I like all the shitting on Elon's littlest dickrider, bros.

 

[Butterschmalz]

 

[Fcret]

This is true, but be aware that there will also be an uptick in Pinkerton and Blackwater types getting absolutely ventilated by Luigi types.

People are too easily influenced by popular media. The days of the Pinkertons being badasses is long gone. They were defanged in the 20th century and even though they still limp around today, your average Pinkerton goon has more in common with Patty Mayo than James McKenna.

Modern Pinkertons do shit like intimidate people into returning Magic the Gathering boosters that were opened before the official release. They're not scoping out randos trying to sus out which rando is going to go boog mode.

I like all the shitting on Elon's littlest dickrider, bros.

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Chungus is just holding out for his own H1B so he can escape before the Malaysian authorities arrest him for dissolute faggotry.

 

[John Badman]

I wish Ian Miles Chunk would get mauled by Malaysian wildlife. If we just stopped exporting Raid insecticide the hawk eating spider which hides inside his 90’s CRT monitor will be a real problem.

 

[Vibralldo]

It’s funny seeing him get bullied on his own platform and not being able to take the heat.

Elon only understands that twitter is a major platform with influence, he has no idea how to actually use it. Almost all his posts are quote tweeting other people with one word replies like "interesting" or posting an ai generated image meme

 

[JambledUpWords]

Elon only understands that twitter is a major platform with influence, he has no idea how to actually use it. Almost all his posts are quote tweeting other people with one word replies like "interesting" or posting an ai generated image meme

Him constantly retweeting that one account that spergs about birth rates while being a deadbeat dad, in addition to wanting more H1Bs to depress wages (and therefore create a population decline), will never not be funny. He’s trying to Ghengis Khan his way out of birth rate declines (through IVF, no less), while doing everything he can to the common man to make him not want to produce more workers kids.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

He could be doing so many better things with his undeserved wealth, like just taking luxury vacations to anywhere he could possibly want, but instead he just whines on Twitter while doing drugs. Imagine choosing to do that as one of the richest men in the world over going to a private island to relax.

Imagine what Brandon Herrera could do with his wealth... Literally buy a Oil rig(s), 3d print guns and become Big Boss.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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Just keep bullying him.

 

[Shazam]

I heard this autistic cunt is already backtracking on his H-1B spazing and admitting the system has flaws now. Is that true?
Because an awful lot of people must have canceled their premium if that's the case. Lmao.

 

[Vibralldo]

Him constantly retweeting that one account that spergs about birth rates while being a deadbeat dad, in addition to wanting more H1Bs to depress wages (and therefore create a population decline), will never not be funny. He’s trying to Ghengis Khan his way out of birth rate declines (through IVF, no less), while doing everything he can to the common man to make him not want to produce more workers kids.

Don't forget being chums with people that are constantly talking about how Americans need to work 80 hours a week and eschew leisure time

It's worked great for Japan

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

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Don't ban people for it then.

 

[ToEnsureVerification]

Don't forget being chums with people that are constantly talking about how Americans need to work 80 hours a week and eschew labor time

I'm literally confused, am I going to be replaced by AI, or be more productive with it, or do I have to be a slave, working insane hours?

I think the answer is I'm going to have to be a slave, working 100 hours a week to produce AI slop for subsistence money, so billionaires can pocket the difference (if I'm lucky enough to belong to the "working" caste)

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

What really pisses me off is the narrative dumb street shitting fucks like Vivek are saying regarding the "laziness" of the American worker. You need to be working 80 hours weeks, you need your kids to be studying 24 hours a day, you need to stop taking vacations and start whittling your fingers to the bone for a bottom line or we are going to find retarded poo in loos who will.

White Americans should not have to turn themselves into a golem slave class to be "worth preserving." It's our country, we built it, the work ethics of the past were absolutely fine until kikes ruined it for us by importing slave labor from every other shithole around us.

I got sick of people complaining about me "blackpilling" when I said Trump was going to just switch the great replacement from beaners and Africans to Jeets. Hate to say I fucking told you so. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

The one silver lining that does make me happy is that I have never seen more pro-white sentiment anywhere at any other time, both in real life and the internet. It's honestly kind of nice to see. Maybe we aren't totally screwed just yet, especially since white Americans don't have the prevailing white guilt drilled into us about Indians the same way we do about niggers, and Jeets love to brag and Lord over others.

Elon and Vivek, for all their supposed intelligence, failed to understand how the Democrats were able to subvert nativist sentiment: by proposing that immigration is a net positive for everyone, even turning diversity itself into an innate good. They've been letting the mask slip recently, and anyone capable of multiple-order logic could figure out that it was all bullshit, but their crafted narrative allowed them to marginalize those who pointed out the obvious problems with lowering the wage floor and expectations of living standards. But in come Elon and Vivek like autistic bulls in a china shop to completely wreck that narrative. Now you have to be totally naive to think that the goal of immigration is anything other than to replace Americans who refuse to work 9-9-6 and aspire for something more than paying half their income to rent a 300 sq. ft. studio apartment in a coastal bughive with a homeless encampment across the street.