DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[detractorzer0]

Chat: Use the brass bit to determine which direction it needs to thread.
Phil: When I spin it this way it goes up towards the mic. What does that mean?

Edit: Ok, this is actually sad.

 

[Comma]

Have at it, nerds:

There are NO INSTRUCTIONS! Now what am I supposed to do?!

 

[detractorzer0]

Ok I really want to see Phil play a game like "Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes " he is just so clueless even when given explicit instructions.

 

[UsedUp]

It's obvious dsps father never had lil Phil under the hood of the family car growing up to hold the flash light or anything cause he'd be rocking and swaying up a storm and papa burnell would've booted his ass inside to get his hair combed by mama and to watch the shopping channel like the good little faggot he was.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Whoever's making the Top 10 Worst Moments of 2024 video must be punching holes in drywall right now. First the "I could've saved the world but I got trolled" rant and now this legendary stream where he somehow broke a mic arm occurred literally at the tail end of the year.

 

[PieceofShet]

During streams like this I start to question reality.

EDIT: He fucked up the paint even more.

 

[detractorzer0]

Best part about this is that if he doesn't figure it out, he can't return any of it.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Whoever's making the Top 10 Worst Moments of 2024 video must be punching holes in drywall right now. First the "I could've saved the world but I got trolled" rant and now this legendary stream where he somehow broke a mic arm occurred literally at the tail end of the year.

No one could've predicted he legit doesn't understand how washers, screws, wrenches, torque, grip strength and many other things work.

 

[CopingSneedingDentractor]

Lolcows usually have little to no self awareness, but DSP is absolute next level. Nobody does this. Nobody would do this. Actually streaming yourself unable to do something that a baby could do. I think that him constantly wanting people to say he has a nice bass filled voice is proof that he is insecure/embarrassed by something so how can he not be embarrassed of this? If I did this I'd delete all internet presence of myself and possibly kill myself as well.

People telling him to watch a video and he just refuses. He even is saying this is a waste of time, but I don't know why he would pretend to care about that now. Every second of every stream is just wasting time to avoid playing games until he can go drink, pull, and scroll twitter all night. This is an amazing prestream.

 

[Comma]

During streams like this I start to question reality.

Wait for the "I just RECEIVED... A very generous, WHOPPING, one-hundred-fifty dahller TIYUP!"

 

[PieceofShet]

Im usually not a fan of tourists coming here shitting up our topic but I wish this was featured so more people can witness this.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

“Get a vice grip? I don’t have a vice grip. I would have to order it and wait for it to arrive”
Does this mother fucker forgot you can buy things at regular stores? Wtf

 

[Sugar Puppet]

 

[detractorzer0]

Remember guys, he has no time to finish all these games.

 

[PieceofShet]

He fucked up the paint so bad, fuckin retard.

 

[johnkimble123]

Also slipped in his whining...

"Anti-clockwise"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

He has completely fucked up the black paintjob by trying to tighten the boom arm, using A METAL WRENCH directly on its surface. Immediately blames the arm's company for giving no instructions, calling them "book-smart NERDS".

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EDIT:

He's now sulking, not knowing what to do:

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Chat instructed him to wrap a paper towel around the arm, and then using the wrench. I wish I was joking, but I'm not:

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Again, Phil got his street smarts from Sesame Street, and that's a big stretch.

 

[Comma]

He's complaining about not getting any kind of monetary support during this whole fiasco, actually blaming Shure for it, and saying he should send them a bill because he's "not able to work because there are NO INSTRUCTIONS".

I'm not making this shit up. This guy is for real.

Clip:

 

[PieceofShet]

Why cant he just hold both end of that thing and just fuckin twist?

 

[shekelshoah666]

Why cant he just hold both end of that thing and just fuckin twist?

"Do you run a business? A household?"

But seriously he just doesn't know how to do it.