Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Dear God, I admittedly hate her voice no matter what the circumstances, but that breathy little-girl whisper is GRATING. Does she really think that's what being "IN LOOOOOVE" makes a person sound like?

Chantal has many voices (low BMI, rage, smug, baby, giddy, guttural catspeak, etc.) but my very favorite is Chantal the Hostage, which we have only been graced with once, when she was caught at Nader's and he forced her to apologize to DeeDee. That will always be comedy gold.

 

[Mook]

Chantal has many voices (low BMI, rage, smug, baby, giddy, guttural catspeak, etc.) but my very favorite is Chantal the Hostage, which we have only been graced with once, when she was caught at Nader's and he forced her to apologize to DeeDee. That will always be comedy gold.

The one that irritates me to no end and makes me wanna punch her repeatedly in her FUPA, is that stupid voice when she talks to her animals,

It boils my blood so bad. She has no idea how annoying she really is.

 

[Random Internet Person]

The one that irritates me to no end and makes me wanna punch her repeatedly in her FUPA, is that stupid voice when she talks to her animals,

It boils my blood so bad. She has no idea how annoying she really is.

Maybe one of those animals will bite her if she does it long enough.

 

[Bloodburn]

laaaaaate faaaaaag

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Chantal has many voices (low BMI, rage, smug, baby, giddy, guttural catspeak, etc.) but my very favorite is Chantal the Hostage, which we have only been graced with once, when she was caught at Nader's and he forced her to apologize to DeeDee. That will always be comedy gold.

My favorite is wailing wrath, it's an upgrade to rage when she's not just seething at a troll but completely berserk. Salah's shit scandal video and Cuba beeze are great examples. I also learned that Canadians put relish on their burgers, which isn't gross or weird but different. Who knew?

 

[NoExcuses1]

Cutie, Cutie, Cutie. By all means, stay off the Tubes. Protect your cherished “privacy “. Of course the perfume mogul is keeping you in the style you deserve. Your beloved “Beezers” are disappearing like flies after a frost. Maybe “Teardrop” will be concerned about you. As for us, the kiwis on your thread, well, most of us are watching for the inevitable, your swan song into complete obscurity. Seriously though, with Naturd and Salad as your “lovers/handsomest husband” for the last few years, myself, personally, I would die of pure mortification if that was the best I could cull from the herd of available gents.

The reaction channels will continue on, without your riveting content. FFG probably has enough for her house now and the rest of them can migrate on to a fresh, less boring cow. Anna, for example, would be a nice change.

Has Peeeee put you up in a Motel 6 yet? Uncle Phil might have had enough off you, what with you showing off her dreadful art work and squalid hovel whilst high as a kite.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

My favorite is wailing wrath, it's an upgrade to rage when she's not just seething at a troll but completely berserk. Salah's shit scandal video and Cuba beeze are great examples. I also learned that Canadians put relish on their burgers, which isn't gross or weird but different. Who knew?

Would you care for a bag of milk to go with your maple donut and relish burger?

 

[Random Internet Person]

Would you care for a bag of milk to go with your maple donut and relish burger?

A bag? Of milk?

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

A bag? Of milk?

You sweet summer child.

 

[anliteralidiot]

A bag? Of milk?

Just Canadian things.

 

[Gef Mongoose]

Just Canadian things.

I like that Chantal is accustomed to bags of milk, but she was confused by the bagged soup on her last Thailand trip.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

A bag? Of milk?

In Canada all milk comes in bags

 

[The Gunt Whisperer]

In Canada all milk comes in bags

No, it doesn’t.

That’s mostly an eastern Canada thing. Western provinces have the plastic jugs.

Ontario has cartons for 1 and 2 liters, and bags for 4 liters.

 

[BlueIvysAssistant]

No, it doesn’t.

That’s mostly an eastern Canada thing. Western provinces have the plastic jugs.

Ontario has cartons for 1 and 2 liters, and bags for 4 liters.

Chins has become so boring that people have now resorted to arguing over bagged milk in Canada just to keep this thread alive.

 

[Camel Bro 94]

Chins has become so boring that people have now resorted to arguing over bagged milk in Canada just to keep this thread alive.

At this point Chantal's reputation exceeds Chantal. The Foodie Beauty character the reactors, commentators, animators create (obviously based off of a true person) is funnier and more entertaining than she'll ever be. Unfortunately, the dry spell of material gives us conversations about bagged milk.

I'm hanging on for the death of her channel (or foot). I want to see how long Prince Charmin will last when his beautiful wife doesn't have an income or a way to get him to Canada. Or even better a visa rejection.

 

[12345]

No, it doesn’t.

That’s mostly an eastern Canada thing. Western provinces have the plastic jugs.

Ontario has cartons for 1 and 2 liters, and bags for 4 liters.

Maritimes also use jugs and cartons. We don't exclusively use bags. Haven't even seen bags in years though. I'm not sure I could even buy a milk bag holder pitcher anymore.

I wonder if we won't hear from Chantal until she's firmly settled in where she intends to be for the next however many days needed for visa travel.

(I like the milk sperging better than the cat or medical sperging.)

 

[krazy orange cat]

I really hope Chantal doesn't stay off the internet until she returns to Kuwait. I need her to weigh in on bag vs. carton vs. plastic jugs of milk.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Maybe one of those animals will bite her if she does it long enough.

Don't they all end up biting her? All except BBJ, the one she wanted to put in a wood chipper. (No cat sperge!) I know Howie has bitten her at least once and I'm sure Buster has at the very least snapped at her, even if he didn't make contact with trotter.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Milk bag sperging aside, I'm actually impressed that Hamburger Helper Hands has managed to stay away this long. First, because Cutie gives zero fucks about what other people want or need so it's hard to believe that she's actually respecting her mom's or Uncle Phyl's boundaries. She's a defiant, sneaky, conniving little bitch who always gets her way. Second, Chantal is a drama-loving attention whore. When she's not in the spotlight, she withers. How is she managing to get through the day without the constant validation from her also-fat, low IQ, social reject groupies? Chantal needs to feel superior and making others feel "jealous" is almost as important to her as receiving extra packets of BK Zesty sauce. Third, if she actually rented a car, she'd be streaming her usual non-stop drive-thru gorging because that's her one true love. Plus, she'd be doing Dollarama Big Turk chocolate bar hauls and weed dispensary runs. We might even get a Beetz reveal as they go do something boring and retarded together; just like old times.
Fatty needs money, too. She can't afford to be gone this long. Even if she's laid up in the hospital, she still manages to stream and gross us the fuck out. Something is up. She's been delayed and/or refused her latest visa or she's already on her way back to Kreamy Kooweight.
Something is rotten stinks in the state of Denmark shithole of Cornwall.

 

[-Jack-]

I think she's trying to keep low for immigration purposes because Salah/Chantal might be afraid when she wants to go back she'll face an immigration agent and will be questioned about all her previous times coming in every three months. But it's probably a mixture of issues, she's coping by greening out most likely and splurging out on Peetz cash.