I figured there'd be a sophisticated game of competing ripostes between the Farms and the Casino, but one party just laid down and played dead. Literally, the standard is simply don't sexualize children or associate with those who do. That is the one standard of the sektur. Anything short of that is survivable. Instead, you make a hugbox for hire for these people. Paypigs really are the lowest form of human life.
Tardski read a caps locked post that took @All becomes gunt approximately 28.39 seconds to type up which caused him so much psychic damage, it reactivated the concussion that Salt Papi gave him. Upon witnessing his OBS spider monkey get dominated in such brutal fashion, Asstroon prostrated himself and starfished once again, meekly accepting his fate, like a bitch. Truly the Waterloo of our times.
THEY ARE PSYCHOLOGICALLY BRAKING ME ASSTON
SUFFER 
Genuinely asking, what actually caused Asston to put on so much weight? When he first appeared on the internet he was a skinny dude, but he gradually started balooning and balooning with no signs of stopping to the point of transforming into this monstrosity of flesh. As i understand, he never had much money before the KC (and was consigned to a cabin after getting kicked out of Surfer's place because his parents wouldn't let him back and he was so broke he couldn't afford his own place), so it's not like he had the resources (until recently) to afford so much food. You'd think he'd have gotten skinnier considering his circumstances (before the KC got big). It's not like he only started overeating when he had access to alot of money as he was larding out before the show began (though clearly he's gotten significantly fatter since).
If you want a serious answer, consider that emptier calories are cheaper calories and extreme poverty actually lends its way to incredibly unhealthy diets, which is why trailer trash and ghetto trash both have a rightful reputation and stereotype of being filled with overweight people. Add to this that potato chips specifically contain additives that are addictive in their own right. Ashton obviously eats a variety of slop, but potato chips are the mainstay of his diet. When he moved out of Surfer's, he left behind his grandfather's bible set, but took his 18 family sized bags of potato chips with him. The grease in potato chips actually makes you hungrier and can lead to extreme overconsumption. Additionally, his fat, in addition to being copious, is probably retaining water because of extreme sodium intake triggering an internal response to store water in the body. The same amount of fat tissue can have radically different physical volumes and weights based on how much water it is retaining. Consider a dry towel versus a wet one. Whatever internal mechanisms he had to properly regulate hunger have been in a state of vertigo for years and the results are what we see before us. And to the side of us. And just all around us in general.
PPP standing there Gunt and Nipples protruding very very Disrespectful
Sorry, slightly off topic, but I missed this the first time. There are about a thousand Hollywood hasbeens, both male and female, that contradict this statement. I invite you to look at pictures of Nicole Eggert, Bridget Fonda, Sally Struthers and more.
I think it's pretty obvious he has some hormonal imbalance issues. I don't think I've ever met a full grown white man in person who didn't get a 5 oclock shadow. It's all these political/entertainment white guys on TV and internet that seem to have that problem, weird. Maybe the camera doesn't just steal your soul, it steals your T as well. Or they have caked on make-up? I don't know. I was watching a movie about medieval Korea called "the Fortress," and even several of those actors had robust beards.
Yeah, there's definitely something going on there, hormonally.
He mentioned to Josh that he got kicked out of his church which he was heavily involved with. I would imagine that is a possible source of his depression.
Because of his biological family's ties to the church, this probably severely strains his familial relations as well. I know he isn't completely disowned, but I'd imagine it is a source of significant tension. I don't know the details of the time he put hands on his own father, but it clearly wasn't a case of self-defense. There's clearly deep psychological issues at play behind the extreme weight, but he ultimately chooses to stay there. I'd have a lot more compassion about the matter if he didn't sell validation to sickos.
The duality of man, they are either fat as fuck Ethan Ralph's or skeletonized meth heads like Rackets. Drug of choice has a huge effect.
This REALLY puts a dent in the "showing my starfish was a power move" cope, as if it needed reiterating, but it still gets circulated from time to time.
I mean the steps you have to follow here are very easy.
"In" the new year, so probably not till February 29th
