Disney General - The saddest fandom on Earth

[Pokemon Conquistador]

I'm not even posting this to show how Disney's dialing everything they "championed" back so they have their almighty dollar, I'm looking at this more because this sounds like an unbelievably shit premise. Isn't this just Avatar only with a beaver instead of giant blue cat people? Who the fuck wants to see that? At least Avatar, as in one ear out the other plots they are, had interesting visuals at times and James Cameron trying to do new things like his underwater motion capture or whatever, this will probably be the same Pixar slop that all their movies looked like for the past decade plus.
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God, more Beanmouth. Reminds me of the old article where a girl artist went into CalArts animation school with a distinctive style and came out drawing nothing but Beanmouth. It's what they teach every artist because it's the cheapest, most efficient way to draw cartoons in the minimum amount of time. It's literally the "enshittification" of animation the way that houses with wonky plywood walls and puke-tasting food that takes up 1/4th of the old package are the enshittification of the places we live in and the products we use today. If you're a modern company and you don't enshittify your stuff, then you can't compete with the companies that do. However, if you make your stuff too shitty, no one will want to use it and they'll just do without it or make it themselves. It's the Great Enshittification Paradox.

Anyway, I found someone with more money than sense reviewing Disney restaurant food on Youtube. Sorry if she's been mentioned before, but I found the Monsieur Paul restaurant vid particularly astounding. How any place can get away with charging that much, while leaving the glasses unwashed and chipped shells in the seafood soup is beyond my ability to comprehend.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

lol lmao

https://x.com/disneystudios/status/1873469638614651020

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

lol lmao

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https://x.com/disneystudios/status/1873469638614651020

LOL at that coping. Last time I checked the movie theaters, more people were going to see Sonic 3 instead.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

but it was decorated with AI portraits bought from Redbubble and decorations from Amazon.

Companies Long Ago: "Hey let's get some talented designers and artists to create wonderful and amazing works that people will remember for all eternity!"

Companies Now: "Eh fuck it, Photoshop stock images and AI. Ain't nobody got time for designing! All that talented shit costs money that we secretly have even though we say we don't."

 

[Trilby]

Companies Long Ago: "Hey let's get some talented designers and artists to create wonderful and amazing works that people will remember for all eternity!"

Companies Now: "Eh fuck it, Photoshop stock images and AI. Ain't nobody got time for designing! All that talented shit costs money that we secretly have even though we say we don't."

This is why I feel my profession is dead.

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

Dear lord. How much longer until we get the fucking Frollo movie?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Oh fuck off with this shit.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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Oh fuck off with this shit.

>narrated by Awkwafina
The BJs she gives must be God-tier, because I don't know how else she keeps finding work

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

>narrated by Awkwafina
The BJs she gives must be God-tier, because I don't know how else she keeps finding work

She's Asian, it's all about the handjobs. Honestly surprised she and the other gook comedians didn't try pitching a massage parlor comedy.

 

[Betonhaus]

When they did She-Hulk they should've just commissioned the Law & Order writers to basically do a superhero parody of their own show, as they have got to have built up a lot of story lines that are not feasible in a show based in pure reality. Maybe even made She-Hulk like a mama bear sister trying to protect a version of Hulk suffering from severe PTSD or something. But Disney outright refuses to hire professionals.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

How much longer until we get the fucking Frollo movie?

It will happen because Disney is creatively bankrupt. They have no good ideas anymore.

 

[Screamer_2]

>narrated by Awkwafina
The BJs she gives must be God-tier, because I don't know how else she keeps finding work

I honestly believe she gets work because people in Hollywood are racist towards Asians. She's okay in small roles, which is why she's pushed. She'll never be a major threat to anyone but they get to be all woke and virtuous about having an Asain hired. As she's Asain, they go the opposite way with beauty standards, acting standards and in this case vocal talent standards. The ideology says they need to have more Asians, but they will not pick anyone talented or beautiful.

It's like how they pretend they Shan Chi guy is good looking. His ripped as shit, that's all.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

When they did She-Hulk they should've just commissioned the Law & Order writers to basically do a superhero parody of their own show, as they have got to have built up a lot of story lines that are not feasible in a show based in pure reality. Maybe even made She-Hulk like a mama bear sister trying to protect a version of Hulk suffering from severe PTSD or something. But Disney outright refuses to hire professionals.

She Hulk was a particularly good instance of them being given daily notices for six months the ball was incoming, a full radar installation, a team of spotters, and a giant net, but they still dropped the ball

 

[starborn427614]

I thought Awkwafina was alright in Shang-Chi, but that's mostly because you have the lead who's more wooden than a chest of drawers for her energy to bounce off of. It's everything else I can take or leave her in.

 

[Betonhaus]

I honestly believe she gets work because people in Hollywood are racist towards Asians. She's okay in small roles, which is why she's pushed. She'll never be a major threat to anyone but they get to be all woke and virtuous about having an Asain hired. As she's Asain, they go the opposite way with beauty standards, acting standards and in this case vocal talent standards. The ideology says they need to have more Asians, but they will not pick anyone talented or beautiful.

It's like how they pretend they Shan Chi guy is good looking. His ripped as shit, that's all.

Hollywood was better when directors slept with their actors.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Awkwafina was always a shit comedian. She did the stereotypical MY VAGINA jokes and even made a whole video about it.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Awkwafina was always a shit comedian. She did the stereotypical MY VAGINA jokes and even made a whole video about it.

That's literally what made her famous.

I suspect she's a CCP agent Disney's allowed to let infiltrate because they were sucking Xi's teat for so long until they started losing big yuan.

 

[Screamer_2]

I don't think the CCP infiltration of Disney goes to casting decisions. They thought putting a fat Vietnamese chick into a Star Wars and have her kissing a black man would appeal to China.

 

[Papa stink]

I think she just has shit tons of dirt on people. That's usually my explanation for people who are universally despised like James Corden who keep getting pushed by Hollywood.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I think she just has shit tons of dirt on people. That's usually my explanation for people who are universally despised like James Corden who kee[ getting pushed by Hollywood.

I could also see some sort of "lol fuck the humans let's push this creep nobody likes just out of spite"