DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
PieceofShet said:
Im watching the WPIG stream from today and someone commented dsp has enough mic arms to become General Griveous.
I found this pretty funny, but not long after he actually said that he is in fact HAVE 4 MIC ARMS now! Why?
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Some correction cause im still watching the stream.

HE BOUGHT 4 BOOM ARMS IN 10 DAYS! (one and a half week)
WTF

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Ivan Daniloff said:
:agree: Plus he doesn’t have the physical conditioning or interpersonal skills for any role in fast food. Even if he was running the fryer he couldn’t stand that long and would struggle to get along with co-workers/the manager.
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Phil talks down to his own dents. How could he take someone order?
“You what a whopper? Okay, thanks, now fuck off. Hack hack hack”
 
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GodModule said:
This regard is actually buying NexusMods premium :story:
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Does any of you have the clip of his whole NexusMods fumbling ?

I really hope we get a modding stream.

Btw for those who don't know, the premium isn't worth it as most mods aren't that large and it's only useful if you're installing mods with a wabbajack/votrex modlist. Both being way too difficult to navigate for our pigroach. So he's basically burning money at this point.
 
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CopingSneedingDentractor said:
I remember when even trolls kind of got excited for him to play a From soft game because the rage was great, but I absolutely hate them. We always have these perpetual shitty playthroughs of being handheld through Bethesda and From soft games going because he has no ideas for what to play but the same few games over and over. Please God make it stop.
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Bethesda ayund From Soft slop will continue until morale and cahntributions improve.
 
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The Southwest Strangla said:
Phil talks down to his own dents. How could he take someone order?
“You what a whopper? Okay, thanks, now fuck off. Hack hack hack”
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Someone would get a whopper with no pickles, onions, extra cheese and sauce and Phil would flip his shit for the moron to shup up while he's trying to find the buttons to adjust the order. "OK, can we all kahlm down now? Huah Huah huah".
He'd also probably be the one to clean up all the vomit and shit because no one likes him. He rolls the mop and bucket into the bathroom and you just hear goat laughs from him seeing turds smeared everywhere.
 
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RougeRed said:
All that time spent talking about how much all this shit improves his streams only for it to end up looking like this.

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Nigga be looking like Rayman with the floating hand.


Niggas who pay for the premium in Nexus are niggercattle. In all my years using Nexus, never have i even cotemplated paying premium. As for Dsp, this fucking idiot is making pc gaming like the most difficult thing to set up and do and hes gotta have all this toys to even feel comfortable to play the fucking thing. At this point hes just buying stuff to flex(and because hes a compulsive buyer) i aint no doc kiwi but i get the feeling his gonna get carpal tunnel in the coming years or atleast hes gonna start complaining about his wrist/hand when pc gaming.
 
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Comma said:
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Lmao.

EDIT: to no one's surprise, he sucks monkey balls at the game with mouse and keyboard. And he picked Hela, who allegedly is one of the best, if not the best, characters.

EDIT2: he's already blaming the server connection.

Case in point, look at that SUPERB aim. And do note the perfect <80-ping, no packet-loss connection:

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And he combo'd that awful gameplay right into a juicy beg:

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Dude's absolutely terrible:

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Also: you can hear the constant thumping of his hooves onto the keyboard. Or it's the (wobbly) mic reacting to him hitting his desk with his leg/hands or something. Great setup. :story:

Another *thump thump* juicy beg *thump*:

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The funniest thing with all the clips in that post (and why Raw Phil is a god send) is that they all occurred in 1 hour. If any other streamer did all that in an hour they'd be getting shit on left and right. Phil should actually be thrilled the internet does not care about him.
The Southwest Strangla said:
Hint hint,phil
Also, like always, Phil is wrong about the minimum wage in Washington. It’s 16 not 20.
He lived in that state for ten years and doesn’t know shit about it
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He's not wrong, but ironically he didn't vote in the election to adopt the new minimum wage in Renton. Kat did though.
$20.29 for large employers (going up to $20.90 in July 2025), $18.90 for smaller ones going into effect 1/1/2025
https://www.rentonwa.gov/city_hall/finance/2024_labor_standards
PieceofShet said:
His spending is srsly out of control. I bet Kat is crying downstairs.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!

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Money burns a hole in this clown's pocket. If it's not WWE Champions, or Doordash, it's buying useless shit. We've all been there but Phil does it on steroids.
CannedBacon said:
He's at his best when he doesn't get the money he thinks he deserves. The aggressive begging, berating the dents, and his shitty behavior all shine when his contributions are low
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And we're back to memory holing $800 days when a $30 one follows it. He wants so many things at once that aren't mutually exclusive. You expect the same amount of money for 1/2 the work (5 hour early stream + 2-3 hour late stream both have to do $150), but you also use hourly wages to say what you're entitled to, which would essentially mean you expect to be paid $37.50 an hour, not $20. You also expect that much no matter what you do, no matter how bad your work ethic is, and how late you are.

Thinking he's entitled to the benefits of an hourly wage AND money on top of that is hilarious. Phil is right, it is the fault of the parents. Linda & Dave fucked the world by not beating this man child.
 
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Just watched the detractor clips of the Marvel wage quit today… 😳

I just can’t believe this pissbaby is over 40 years old. I have never seen someone act like such a whiny little bitch and not be playing some sort of character. This is some of the worst begging and support shaming this piece of shit has done. I have to ask, how do you not look at clips of yourself and not be absolutely fucking humiliated? This dude must be trained to blind himself to so much.
 
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