Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MadStan]

 

[mindlessobserver]

Oh no. The retard put his primary residence in a trust! He's absolutely fucked! It's a nice work around for tax and inheritance purposes, but if you go bankrupt you are fucking screwed. The TRUST owns the house. Not you! Nigga played himself with big brained moves.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

For fucks sake, why is this idiots only response to “money/bills/traffic ticket/ect” is to literally ignore it and do nothing until he’s en even more shit than before?!

Hey Nick, just don’t show up to your big court case and stay home! That will totally let you keep full rights on your kids and not end up in jail! Just ignore it!

You stupid motherfucker. Didn’t even need the Sonichu medallion curse, you’re fucking things up just fine on your own.

 

[Schmeated Ted]

Do you think he took the mortgage out to get Randazza for the Monty case?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Damn Crackets, you ruined your entire life. Best lolcow ever.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Wait, now where will Nick build his sex dungeon?

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

When it turns out he was being this destructive and retarded as far back as the zenith of his entire life (Depp trial, 2022 or so), it makes me afraid all the other rumors are not only true but worse than most people are willing to believe.

 

[gaystoner]

From what I've seen...people reverse mortgage their home when they are too old to work and literally have no money. They die and then bank gets the house.

wut. Dude makes videos online and is in his 40s. you can't touch retirement investment accounts until like 60.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Nick better get DSP's bankruptcy lawyer. Then again I'm sure my boy Nick could handle this!

DSP's bankruptcy was my first exposure to Rekeita, so this would be a beautiful thing for me.

My $6k offer still stands. It's been in checking the entire time.

Mr nool please buy the Balldo bunker, and charge people to gawk at it

 

[mindlessobserver]

Damn Crackets, you ruined your entire life. Best lolcow ever.

Skidding into home base with 48 hours to spare for the Julays.

 

[Love Machine]

A 30 year mortgage when a trust is supposed to be paying for it is crazy. What is Ty Beard doing with that money? Lighting money on fire?

 

[AltisticRight]

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Do you think he took the mortgage out to get Randazza for the Monty case?

If he paid Randazza 300 grand to fight Monty he's (astonishingly) even dumber than we thought. He could have just paid monty a few grand to fuck off.

 

[FatMan]

I feel bad for the kids but maybe seeing their fucking useless scum fuck parents fuck up this hard will at least make a couple strive to be productive and successful.

Didn't he say that he would never pay for any of his kids to go to college? I guess now we know why.

In all seriousness though, this is likely why they sold April's place. They'll use the proceeds from that to pay off the crack den and the foreclosure auction will be cancelled. As long as closing happens in time that is. Tick tock Nick.

 

[Sam Losco]

On closer reading, the "Robert Lord property trust" seems to be public confirmation that Nick Rekieta is a trust fund brat. The timing of the mortgage is also suspicious, since it's a bit too early for the time that the superchats really dried up.

The LoTY October surprise rears its head again.

No it doesn't. Yes he is, but this doesn't prove it. He created that trust to buy the new house under to help hide it from people looking to dox him online.

 

[Chazzed Up]

For fucks sake, why is this idiots only response to “money/bills/traffic ticket/ect” is to literally ignore it and do nothing until he’s en even more shit than before?!

Peak nigger behavior. Unbelievable. It was one thing to 'forget' property taxes, but this is wild.

In all seriousness though, this is likely why they sold April's place. They'll use the proceeds from that to pay off the crack den and the foreclosure auction will be cancelled. As long as closing happens in time that is. Tick tock Nick.

Who the fuck will want that property as it is? It's a mess of disrepair. And that's before taking into account that the village Balldo-wearing idiot is next door.

 

[Desktop User2]

He didn´t pay his mortgage anymore because his loan agent died of cancer AIDS and his outstanding debt is a memento of him.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Didn't Nick have a "comedy" routine about working at a bank and finding out blacks didn't repay loans?

Nick is the Tiger Woods of not repaying loans.

The difference is that Nick acts fully black while Tiger is only half black.

 

[Popper Whiting]

WAIT, IS THE MAIN BALLDO BUNKER IN FORECLOSURE???
(Or did he just not pay a few bills? Or both?)
I think I may have stumbled onto something...

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That's Nick & Kayla's address.

I'll need some translation on this, it's not my wheelhouse. It sure sounds like foreclosure.
When I was recently looking at the West Central Tribune for information on Jim Felt (my prior post), I found this, kept it open on my laptop, and only just looked closely.

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Clicking through to the details:
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West Central Tribune Link
Edit: Fixed margins on 3rd screenshot.

Rekieta Hobo Arc inbound.

I reckon he either ends up dumpster diving or living with Ethan Ralph in Mexico.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Where is the nearest food bank???