Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Really this. Cocaine Kayla Our Wife is the poster child for how there’s even further to fall. You have crackets absolutely losing at every turn and she’s still there just zonked out.

I really thought only someone as dumb as mintsalad april would endlessly fall for nick’s lies, but kayla keeps falling.

Kayla married into a wealthy family where the retard groom told her "I will be Us." And it went fine enough for decades. She genuinely doesn't know what to do, and the only person she's asked for advice for decades is the retard.

 

[A Real Munson]

Am I reading correctly he took out the mortgage on April 1st, 2022? That's April Retard's Day! What an auspicious occasion to step in it like this!

 

[AnOminous]

Bossman is once again going to lose LOTY because this retarted faggot cannot stop stepping on rakes.

This rigged bullshit needs to end. Nick cannot be allowed to be the lolcow who wins every time. He is so absolutely fucking stupid he deserves it, but he can't just cheat the other cows out of their deserved wins.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

I wonder. Do you think this was just a matter of Nick being bad at law? Like he got drunk and said "Hey, the house is in trust, they can't evict me if I take a mortgage and don't pay it back" and just thought he discovered a free money glitch?

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Definitely looking forward to Metokur's take on this.

I won't go into it, but Metokur doesn't really have the high ground in anything related to fiscal responsibility or financial acumen. Yes, Rackets' fuckup is now bigger by a long shot, on every conceivable metric, but Metokur doesn't really have the right to ridicule anyone else's financial situation, except MAYBE in an absolute extreme situation like this.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This rigged bullshit needs to end. Nick cannot be allowed to be the lolcow who wins every time. He is so absolutely fucking stupid he deserves it, but he can't just cheat the other cows out of their deserved wins.

I've proposed we give Nick the Old Yeller Lifetime Achievement and bury him on the property so he can forever haunt the land as a faint noise. A noise that if you listen closely can be heard to say "NEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDS!"

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Ever heard of this Chinese kid that stabbed his mum to death because they didn't want to keep financing his studies? He was partying and consuming, his studies were in the gutter. His mum came to nab him back to China, he repaid that by stabbing her to death in the airport.

There are unfortunately numerous cases like this...

Joel Guy Jr. killed and dismembered his parents when he knew they were about to cut him off so that he would inherit all their money.

Menhaz Zaman killed his parents, sibling, and grandmother because they were about to find out he was no longer in college and would not become an engineer (he wanted to play vidya all day).

Jennifer Pan and her loser boyfriend killed her father and maimed her mother because they discovered she was not in college and was instead partying. She wanted her inheritance and they had forbidden her from seeing the boyfriend.

Virginia McCullough killed her parents and hid their deaths for years because she'd ran up credit card debt in ther names and so she could collect their pensions.

These are just the first few that came to mind.

 

[Pelican Bones]

This rigged bullshit needs to end. Nick cannot be allowed to be the lolcow who wins every time. He is so absolutely fucking stupid he deserves it, but he can't just cheat the other cows out of their deserved wins.

Evil Null flipped a switch, dood!

 

[AnOminous]

I'm not voting Nick for LOTY. Bossman or one of the other lesser cows can get that one. I'm voting for Nick for Lolcow of the Decade. He may well be the defining Lolcow of the 2020's.

I'm voting for Fat Rick but let's just face it, Nick is winning again.

 

[Whiskey]

Definitely looking forward to Metokur's take on this.

Is he legit still alive and able to do anything?

This rigged bullshit needs to end. Nick cannot be allowed to be the lolcow who wins every time. He is so absolutely fucking stupid he deserves it, but he can't just cheat the other cows out of their deserved wins.

Bossman can't ever win...

 

[Niggernerd]

Please someone have the smug rackets clip of him eating the chip

 

[beautiful person]

My father (who has never given me cocaine) always taught me that reverse mortgages are fucking retarded.

 

[Cheese Balls]

The good news is that the affordable housing market is booming in Minnesota. Damn that asbestos nice!

 

[AnOminous]

Sailor Jew

This was when everyone should have quit justifying Nick's behavior and just realized he needed to get put up a wall and shot.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You NERRRRRRRRDS just don't get it! Spicer is too full of scandinavian incel prudes who don't appreciate the wisdom of King David. Time to move the balldo family out to a nice Dream Mansion in LA with a cow named Juju! Surely he has a spare room or two!

 

[anliteralidiot]

This rigged bullshit needs to end. Nick cannot be allowed to be the lolcow who wins every time. He is so absolutely fucking stupid he deserves it, but he can't just cheat the other cows out of their deserved wins.

I still think Null should cuck Rekeita's LOTY win, by giving him a "separate-but-equal" award. Lifetime achievement or some shit.

And give the real win to BMJ.

 

[AnOminous]

Please someone have the smug rackets clip of him eating the chip

 

[Whiskey]

I still think Null should cuck Rekeita's LOTY win, by giving him a "separate-but-equal" award. Lifetime achievement or some shit.

And give the real win to BMJ.

That's more faggoty then letting him win. Look we don't have to like it but he really buckled down and just produced more milk then any other cow.

One day it will be bossman's day but its not today.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Someone on Elon's payroll discovered this some weeks/months back and used the timing of this event to distract from his "infinite jeets" post. What a sly genius.

 

[parsnip]

I can't believe someone can be this retarded without actually being mentally handicapped. I've known people with down syndrome with better life skills.