DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[00R-Gundam]

ICF continuously contributing to DSP's bad spending habits as always. This time over 600 USD. That's half of many people's monthly salary.

Im stingy with money and i like to not be crazy with spending, so the idea of dropping money for a streamer is hard for my brain to process. Now if i drop hundreds to thousands to some fat pollack that berated me in front of everyone, i would kill myself out of shame for wasting money and getting talked down by some fat fuck like dsp.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

Im stingy with money and i like to not be crazy with spending, so the idea of dropping money for a streamer is hard for my brain to process. Now if i drop hundreds to thousands to some fat pollack that berated me in front of everyone, i would kill myself out of shame for wasting money and getting talked down by some fat fuck like dsp.

I think spending more than $20 on a streamer a month is likely attributed to some kind of mentall llness. Jayde is a retarded man in a wheelchair who blows money at casinos; I don't think even he spends more than $20 a month on DSP. Kino Casino also had the business model of monetizing mental illness/para-social relationships, but they fucked up by crossing over into IRL and having a paypig vegas hotel orgy which blew the (w)hole thing wide open; now it looks like the show has died. DSP is smart enough to not do something like that; though I still cannot square the circle of him emailing back and forth with Derich after full well knowing what he was. Having Derich in your Youtube chat is one thing, emailing PNGs back forth with him is a whole 'nother ballgame.

 

[PieceofShet]

I love how the dent admitted he was trying to gayop his secret discord. I guess DSP is okay with this fact if he gets money from him.

 

[Brother Wind]

https://darksydephil.shop/products/dsp-street-fighter-baseball-tee-1

Not to be all faggy and gay and personal.

But I got some DSP merch for Christmas.

It is perhaps the worst fucking shirt I've ever worn. I was expecting some cheap t-shirt company and was blown away but something far worse. Never in my life have I've worn something so unfortunate feeling.

The graphic itself while faded does seem to be on there solid. That was a pleasant surprise. It's gay and sucks. But doesn't look awful if you were into that sorta thing. Doubt it'll last a wash though as it already faded before even got to me.

The material feels not unlike the cheapest of toilet papers. Scratchy and lightweight. The white almost a translucent. The slightest of sweats would turn this thing completely transparent.

The fit itself is crazy. It's baggy but somehow hugs you from behind like you were wearing a backpack full of gout. This one of the most confusing aspects it truly feels like I have it on backwards but tag and logo would dictate I do not.

There is 0 redeeming qualities about it, or the price point. Even if a "genuine" Dave fan exist there is no way this is pleasing them.

If you are buying it as a joke though and understand the cheap ass pathetic lore that is Phil it's fucking solid. We were expecting it to be shit. But i dont think either of us could have predicted how shit it is. There's cheap merch and than there's this shit. This shit is fucking trash.

I've been involved in some pretty shit t-shirts. Cereal box give aways, company affairs, recreational sports leagues, shirts for the sake of making a shirt. This takes the fucking cake.

It's reminds me a lot of like early 2000s diy shirt design. print out/iron on yourself kinda shit. Just trash. Absolutely trash.

Par for the course though. Again was beyond my expectations of shit so kudos to Dave there. I had a very good chuckle. Enjoy whatever pennies you get you big goofy retard.

You know, I rated you winner, because I think you might just need one person to be nice to you in your life for a change

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I love how the dent admitted he was trying to gayop his secret discord. I guess DSP is okay with this fact if he gets money from him.

Or, he said that to feed into sympathy from DAH TROLLS. Either way, it still wouldn't work, since you're still dealing with a retard.

 

[GodModule]

I wouldn't drop $450 on a streamer even if I was a millionaire. It's dented as fuck. Dropping $450 on Phil is mental illness.

 

[Balr0g]

Just checked Raw Phil and over 500$ for a night stream but only 10$ or so were real liquidity (tips)? Well that will gonna end well won't it? Superchats will come in 3 weeks and the subs come next week (if those were Kick subs)? Also the SC has a 30% reduction so the 100$ are in reality 66 $. But thanks to Phil'sa own idiocy he now only sees thowse numbers go up wqithout the realization that money isn't in his account yet. Or that it will be redcuced though Kick only takes a small cut (for now). If it goes on like this I won't complain: gold dust for lunch is always the most delicious. Overfeeding the pig sounds like a funny idea but only if you pull the rug at one point. Like KingTut did

 

[Comma]

The intense sadness of the people that surround DSP will never stop to amaze me.

 

[Chieftain Coke Peanut]

I really want to know how Phil was valedictorian at his college. I know the lore is that it was primarily for athletes so he was probably like one of thirty business students but after the boom mic incident you can't tell me this guy isn't retarded.

Do you think he used to be one of those "smart" people who weren't smart because they understood things, but because they had a good memory?

Id say so but he seems to have lost it by now. I wonder if it's because of the gin, the self gas lighting, or if he knows he's lying and knows his dents are too retarded to figure it out. Probably a combination of all three. Half remember something because of the gin, lie about it to make yourself look better until even you forget the truth.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

I really want to know how Phil was valedictorian at his college.

Phail claims to have been his high school valedictorian. I've never heard anyone say it was college.

 

[Belegar Ironhammer]

I’ve used Nexus for like over ten years and I didn’t even know that shit has a PAID version?

What the fuck do you get for it? A banner that says thanks for the money dummy?

The WinRAR special.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

never change Phil

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Does anyone know if ICS whales exclusively on night streams? Because I find it hilarious that Phil refuses to acknowledge that 95% of his money comes from single whales most streams, while also wagequitting games, sometimes after a single "slow" session. He has to know that the $500 windfall had nothing to do with COD and he would have gotten that if he had played Rivals, Street Fighter, or literally nothing... right?

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Does anyone know if ICS whales exclusively on night streams? Because I find it hilarious that Phil refuses to acknowledge that 95% of his money comes from single whales most streams, while also wagequitting games, sometimes after a single "slow" session. He has to know that the $500 windfall had nothing to do with COD and he would have gotten that if he had played Rivals, Street Fighter, or literally nothing... right?

Did you watch this guy try to put together a mic stand?

 

[Balr0g]

I wonder if Phil is an actual M with his now open X replies. Jesus he is getting shit on all over except 1 or 2 dents defending their goutmaster. Or he sees it as a form of confirmation. Like "they are all just jealous of my success. THEY are the loosers not me who is too stupid to set up a stupid microfone arm"

 

[PieceofShet]

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never change Phil

Calls himself successful, goes bankrupt doing probably the most "less effort/maximum income" job.

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

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never change Phil

He survived Kat too, who looked like she was going to die irl in their last stream.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I wonder if Phil is an actual M with his now open X replies. Jesus he is getting shit on all over except 1 or 2 dents defending their goutmaster. Or he sees it as a form of confirmation. Like "they are all just jealous of my success. THEY are the loosers not me who is too stupid to set up a stupid microfone arm"

Yeah I checked his Xitter replies for the first time in months and it's back to him getting brutally ratio'd every single xeet he makes and with The Lard and The Tard Show being in hiding until January 7th at the earliest... it's over buddeh.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Does anyone know if ICS whales exclusively on night streams? Because I find it hilarious that Phil refuses to acknowledge that 95% of his money comes from single whales most streams, while also wagequitting games, sometimes after a single "slow" session. He has to know that the $500 windfall had nothing to do with COD and he would have gotten that if he had played Rivals, Street Fighter, or literally nothing... right?

Yeah its exclusively night streams. He's making 22/31 bucks a day stream since he's acting like a man baby, the ironchef is coming in during the night and dropped 400-600 bucks in subs memberships and superchats.

Yeah I checked his Xitter replies for the first time in months and it's back to him getting brutally ratio'd every single xeet he makes and with The Lard and The Tard Show being in hiding until January 7th at the earliest... it's over buddeh.

But everyone likes him now!

 

[Love Is Blue]

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never change Phil

different doesn't mean better desu