Holiday Recap - SRMC #63
-Opens with Ian high as a kite talking about MAGA and how America was at it's greatest when Obama was elected
-Anisa points out that was the when the recession began
-Like a proper libshit Anisa states that MAGA is a fascist movement that wants America to be like the 1950s but with civil rights
-Anisa claims that during the 50s all woman were on medication and that serial killers were running rampant
-Anisa says that its getting more and more difficult to get sponsors for live events (is this their excuse for not getting CC3 off the ground?)
-they start sperging about companies becoming giant monopolies
-they only recently stopped using Doordash because of how expensive it's become (they must have wasted so much money on that shit)
-In rare moment of clarity, Anisa realizes that they were not the first people to drop Doordash and that smarter people dropped it sooner
-She randomly blurts out that she doesn't like the color orange
-Anisa recommends surgery for men who feel insecure about their man tits since the scars are not noticeable
-The surgeon who removed her fake tits specialzed in tranny surgeries
-Anisa starts sperging over cows and raw milk. It's the same shit you've heard a billion times elsewhere, only this time coming it's coming from an ugly whore
-Just want to point out that as per usual, Anisa looks awful in this episode
-Ian states that he was obsessed with latex gloves when he was young but not in a creepy or weird way
-He would frequently steal gloves from the doctors office
-Anisa claims that as an Albertan she knows how to milk cows (add that the list of things she claims to be an expert on)
-She also says that as a child they would throw eggs at people who were trying to having sex in their cars (wtf?)
-Dane brings up a youtube video of some greasy jeet getting a massage (they barely talk about it, despite it being part of the thumbnail)
-They've apparently been feeding their ugly flat faced dog too much food so now he's overweight
-They're so pressed for shit to talk about that they start reading their viewer comments half way though the episode
-Dane lurks in discords of niche communities and found that most of them are ruled by power tripping assholes who spend all their time there (sounds a lot like the Jomha discord server)
-Anisa uses this as an opportunity to bitch about IRL communities, specifically the tattoo and gym communities (they don't like you, Anisa, because they know how much of a poser you are).
-Ian reads a comment that fellates Anisa and how much of an amazing artist she is
- she wants to get back into drawing since she went to university and started getting her Bachelor of Fine Arts before dropping out
-more Gunch sperging (goodness gracious, just drop this shit already)
-they start talking about their plans for 2025 but call it manifesting since their unfunny fags
-Ian plans on getting a gold canine to complete the wigger aesthetic
-He also plans on posting two videos a month
-Anisa plans on discovering herself for the billionth time in 2025
-She brags about her ugly Christmas spread and that she feels SO proud of it
-Anisa claims that when that she was depressed she had a difficult time keeping the house clean
-She's considering making vlogs and cooking videos
-She has SO much energy, happiness, and pride in what she's doing now that she wants to share it with the world
-Dane makes a shitty joke about being the ultimate fence sitter in 2025
-Anisa starts tardraging over New Year's resolutions and that people shouldn't use a special date to motivate themselves (did she forget that both she and her pet homunculus did this exact same thing a minute ago?)
-The Jomhas plan on joining a D&D group and bringing their rottweiler along to their sessions
-Ian saw a Tiktok that claims that men are not reading non-fiction literature anymore (probably because it's all dogshit that's full of niggers and trannies now)
-Ian brings up some lame Tiktoks (what is his obsession with this shitty app?)
-Ian makes a shitty ChatGPT quiz about himself
-Most of it is about his Content Cops and it barely mentions anything else he's made
-He makes one on Dane which solely mentions TF2
-The last one is about Anisa and most of the question revolve around Ian
-One question is about the podcasts, and it doesn't even get the correct name, showing just how little anyone cares about this shit show
-Anisa's reaction to this is pretty funny
-She than copes that the only reason most of the questions are about Ian is because she no longer makes any more content
-The only question about Anisa herself is one about her Onlyfans controversy, which was only a controversy due to her relationship with Ian
-In yet another blatant lie, Anisa claims that she 'broke the seal' on content creators starting Onlyfans, implying that she was the first ever e-whore to start an Only fans
-Ian keeps mispronouncing Jomha even though it's his fucking last name
The podcast was awful as expected, but it was entertaining seeing how utterly irrelevant Anisa is that even the jeets who programmed ChatGPT don't care about her.
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