Gorl World + Haydur Nation reaction channel discussion - Come sperg about the Reactmosphere, right here

LOL Hoka's are for people who spend time running/walking/being on their feet not deathfats sitting huddled in a cold garage.
They've rebranded to accommodate "high volume feet" (not even joking). It's great, they're the fat people's shoe now, since New Balance became high fashion instead of a dad shoe. EVA foam doesn't work well with hundreds of pounds stacked on it though, and they've had many issues with it. Fatties have high expectations and short fuses when it comes to buying anything.

A few weeks ago, Yaba did tell us to make fun of her being a deathfat while we can, implying she is going on a weight loss journee and will be skinnier than Chantal soon.
I hope it works out for her, truly. It's not good to be that heavy. You don't have to be fat for someone else to have something to talk about, Yaba. There will always be something to talk about out here, it doesn't have to be whether or not your footwear is supportive (that footwear will not be very supportive outside, be careful. Consider getting something with a rubber outsole if you're going for walks. EVA WILL break down. If the foam midsole starts getting weird bends in it and distorting, stop wearing it. It's breaking down and you could fuck up your ankle like Hamber did lol. Don't risk it.)
 
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Anywho does anyone want some popcorn? I'm about to make some. This is great.
Hell of a way to end the year!

ScummyLynn is embracing her journaleen
What could these people possibly be ”journaleen” about? Makes me think of that Anal Cunt song:

YOU THINK YOUR LIFE'S SO IMPORTANT
YOU HAVE TO WRITE IT DOWN
YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING FAGGOT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU

YOU, YOU KEEP A DIARY

YOU POMPOUS ASSHOLE DICKFACE
YOU'LL PROBABLY WRITE A BOOK
ONLY ANOTHER ASSHOLE WOULD PUBLISH IT
YOU DUMB STUPID FAG

At least the likes of Anne Frank had good reason to keep a diary.
 
Damn that Reddit thread is wild. SUBMIT CORIE! REPENT! BEND THE KNEE TO YOUR LORD AND MASTER FFG!
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All these are coming from aged accounts! BEND THE KNEE! KISS THE CHIN! REPENT!
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Haha is @poopoopeepee42069_ EVERYWHERE or WHAT?

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It just keeps going. I always hear that Reddit is just GRYFT GANGERS or DAMMIT AMBER making accounts; looks like a bunch of randoms over there having organic conversations to me. Lots of confused people asking who the fuck The Bodega is too, which is not a question you want brought up, Yaba. People asking if it's just one person, multiple people.

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Right now, Chantal is in Canada. We're at or near the anniversary of Salah being revealed as a scat enthusiast. Abedah has been revealed as a Fed (and the other things I found out about her are QUITE juicy!) There are so many things you could be doing right now but you're stupidly arguing with chat. This is CRAZY. BEND THE KNEE! REPENT AND KISS THE CHIN!

that bitch poopoo do be everywhere
 
Tara thought she could appeal to Clara, turn her onto their side if she gave her a few little nudges LOL
She’d probably never even heard of DC before a couple of days ago, so had no idea who she was dealing with. Likely she was expecting an easily swayed fellow airhead like her other internet buddies.
Those Christmas pyjamas were not too small, babies grow so fast. He won't be wearing those again or often enough to stunt his growth, as this pleb head alleged.
They were a hand me down from Yar’s SIL. Likely that morning was the only time they were worn. Tara going on like Alex was binding the kids feet was just ridiculous. These bitter old hags never have anything nice to say.
 
They were a hand me down from Yar’s SIL. Likely that morning was the only time they were worn. Tara going on like Alex was binding the kids feet was just ridiculous. These bitter old hags never have anything nice to say.
Does Alex even wear clothes twice? I bet this baby never will either. Which is OK, cause baby be growin',
 
She’d probably never even heard of DC before a couple of days ago, so had no idea who she was dealing with. Likely she was expecting an easily swayed fellow airhead like her other internet buddies.
Fat People Hate people are a particular strain of strange. I was watching those videos and I couldn't believe how bitter they were, especially about the mashed potatoes. That last one was reeing into the abyss. "YOU PREPARE THEM RIGHT BEFORE YOU LEAVE AND THEN FINISH THEM WHEN YOU ARRIVE." I have never, not once in my entire fucking life, FINISHED preparing a side dish of mashed potatoes at someone else's house (unless you mean adding some extra butter in if they got kind of dry or something.) You can make mashed potatoes the night before; it's not a time-sensitive dish, FFS. They're just potatoes. What is it about the fucking potatoes? Can one of you long term Alex enjoyers clue me into the whole potato thing because they're all real salty about the fucking potatoes, all of them, and I don't get it. Mashed potatoes are the most basic thing a person can make, and they're acting like she ruined the turkey.
 
Does Alex even wear clothes twice? I bet this baby never will either. Which is OK, cause baby be growin',
Absolutely. She wears the same shorts and sports tops almost daily during summer, and the same jeans and pooh brown teddy jacket all winter.

Most of the clothing she hauls gets returned unless they are the same shorts and tops she already has but wants in different colours.

Can one of you long term Alex enjoyers clue me into the whole potato thing because they're all real salty about the fucking potatoes, all of them, and I don't get it.
It’s simple. They are just salty about everything, and if she hadn’t been preparing them for the extended family, they’d be shouting at her that she doesn’t need to be eating potatoes at all because she’s already a “fucking heifer”. They were the same reeing about the Christmas morning cinnamon rolls, some even insisting there were 6 in a pack and she’d eaten one before showing the pan even though she showed the 5 going into the oven and the pack says 5.
 
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Well , what a very angry heifer she is, obviously things are not going as she planned, her family have had enough of her and she is being questioned by her brain dead beezers, how dare anyone call her out on her lies and shitty behaviour .
She is exceptionally angry in this livestream and looking bloated and uglier than usual, she is that used to trying to look cute by talking out of half her mouth, it’s finally stuck like that, making her look more “special needs” than cute .
Something is going very wrong in her world, and she is losing the plot, the comment made by the shitlord about the “ divorce arc” will really get to her, regardless of if he was joking or not, he is literally all she has left, and that throw away comment will cause no end of issues.

Happy New Year you fat fuck .
Couldn’t have happened to someone better. Congratulations, discount Amy.
 
I just saw this tweet on my timeline and I got curious.

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So I skimmed through Lolcow Rewind til I saw Yo Mama. Holy shit, how fucking embarrassing. I can't clip right now, but it's from 1:45:00 - 2:00:00.


 
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I just saw this tweet on my timeline and I got curious.

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So I skimmed through Lolcow Rewind til I saw Yo Mama. Holy shit, how fucking embarrassing. I can't clip right now, but it's from 1:45:00 - 2:00:00.


1:47:50 - "A goofball dad rapper who talks about fat women online."

Holy shit I'd love to give more highlights but Xylie Star's ugliness shattered my glasses, and Hootie got muted repeatedly by Billy the Cringe for shuckin', jivin', and chimpin'. The spinning moon background he had was cool. Made it look like a bunch of meth addicts watching "E.T." on a cellphone.
 
It cracks me the fuck up when the likes of Billy the Fridge try to own people. These people on the lol cow live show do shit research and do not acknowledge opposing sides to the narratives concocted by liars on YouTube.

But back to the man specimen, I love Billy the Fridge on his high horse when the drunken peasants have a super chat gif of him with vomit pouring out of his mouth. Like, humble yourself, you drunk retard.

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Fat or not his whole aesthetic is top-tier corny.

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A few weeks ago, Yaba did tell us to make fun of her being a deathfat while we can, implying she is going on a weight loss journee and will be skinnier than Chantal soon.

So we'll have that to add to her encyclopedic list of failures in 2025.
I mean selling off that printer would give her half a year of Ozempic. It's in theory possible.
 
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Every time I tune in, I think that Billy is some transperson hosting the show until I look at the name; he's slowly morphing into an old lesbian woman. He crashes out pretty good in this clip when YoMama makes the Pillsbury Doughboy sound at him, kino af. Billy, the eternal coward, had to stop, mute YM and explain the doughboy joke like a lame homo. He constantly muted YoMama instead of arguing with him throughout the rest of the stream, reiterating that "this was his stream, and he didn't have to argue with him." Keem appeared at some point to say he doesn't have to bring on Yaba, FFG, Foodie, or any of our beloved stars because he can "make stars whenever he wanted." At the same time, some woman with a can opener smile and a polyester flannel kept running her mouth about how she has just as many views as YoMama, as if that's a flex. It's okay to spend the extra $40 you get from Daddy Keem on an authentic cotton flannel.

After Billy threw Yomama off the panel, he kept calling him Thug Muppet when he should have just called him a racial slur. It's okay Billy, Trump is the president again. No one will cancel you. Least of all, Keem-as long as you keep those saggy-titted moids in line.

I enjoyed that one part where he really let us know what he thinks about the women in this sphere when he said he could just throw any woman sniffing around YoMama a couple of bones, and they would come on whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. Yes, Billy. Yes. We are in an economic downturn and I'm sure Amberlynn Reid (I think it was Keem who said that Becky was doing better than Amberlynn streams, deadass, haha, KINGMAKER) would come on to LOLCOWREWIND for $200 and debase herself to Billy The Fridge and the decrepit woman in her mildewing polyester flannel. A guy who was paid $60 for his appearances on The Drunken Peasants. Okay, Billy. Sure. Or she could just go talk to Keem directly because she's not retarded.

(also Billy is only 41! How the hell do all these people rot so quickly?!)
 
Sam doesn't use her own water bottles, right? And now she doesn't use her own notebooks. I knew those notebooks had to be crappy paper. Great advertising, Scam.

There are two sizes to the Hobonichi Techo, and if she got the A6, it's quite small for such fat hands. The paper is very thin too, so she couldn't angrily mash the pen down too much.
I'd love to see her try to break into the planner YouTube community.
A mob of them tried to cancel Erin Condren back in 2020 when she wouldn't speak up for Black Lives Matter or post a black square on Insta. She might have even (gasp) gone to a graduation party or something for her kid at the time, don't remember it all.
I think they only went back to publicly buying because she sold the brand.
editing to add real quick that Erin Condren is the brand of planner Sam was showing off. That and Hobonichi are/were two of the most popular brands in the planner world. Lots and lots to consume.

On a ghoulish note-- will the other parts of the cop cam footage ever be released? Showing how Jesse the pred ended up on the lawn instead of in his favorite chair?
 
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One last thing about the D List Live Streamers of Lol Cow Rewind.

Xylie showed us how she is a better live streamer than Yo Mama. She has a Face for radio and a crazy hate boner for Chantal—a Loudmouth white trash pig with no skills in researching a topic properly.
I haven't watched this and I'm genuinely asking: is Xylie a troon? Because...woof.
 
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