Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Seems he is not "Authorized to Practice Law = Not Authorized"

He's been involuntarily restricted. This is for the continuing legal education requirement. I was surprised he initially got suspended for non-payment of fees and not his CLE hours but it looks like he got a short extension to complete his credits which he then squandered. Now he can't practice law.

Rekieta was CLE category 1 which means he had to turn in 45 credit hours for the 3 year period ending June 30, 2024. He had until August 31 to do that. However, I think there's an additional grace period where you can apply for an extension until the end of the year and it would be automatically granted. He seems to have done that. If he were to have applied for an extension later than that it's more complicated.

Depending on how many hours he's short (I assume he's done almost none), this isn't a quick fix where he can just pay to get it fixed immediately even though he'll still have to pay for courses to get his hours in if he wants it done even just relatively quickly.

He's listed as "CLE Status: 1" which I believe means that he should have turned in the CLE requirements by August 31 for the three year period ending June 30 2024. Would he have been moved to involuntary restricted with respect to the CLE requirement before being dinged for non-payment of fees that were due in October? I'm wondering if what happened is that he requested an extension until the end of the year for the CLE and then afterwards realized there wasn't enough free courses for him to complete it. Or maybe CLE was the one thing he kept on top of?

 

[Mr.Bucket]

He snorted up all his superchats, both his houses, his law license, his trust fund. All up his nose. What a fucking retard. At least he has the Joker painting. That's got to be worth at least half a Velvet Elvis.

My dad has a Velvet Elvis in his basement. Think I could exchange it for Rekieta's house?

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Lazy is part of it but I also think that the damage to his ego has left him scared to go on stream. He knows that he can't ignore chat being mean to him to the point where he would have to do a members only thing. Dude even shut himself out (in his mind) from talking about Warhammer stuff because he hauled off and called a bunch of people nerds.

I think his best bet would have been to switch to pre-recorded video talking about legal cases. There have been a ton of legal things going on lately too. Could have slid right in to the Gamergate 2.0 grift when Mercante dropped that lawsuit on Smash JT, didn't have to be a livestream, just a 10 minute video on why it sucks. Throw in some legal mumbo jumbo, leave a link to locals and shill a little bit. Normally I would have said that was shameless, which it would be, but I'd forgive it if his house was on the line.

So yeah, I guess he is just that lazy, lol.

People were telling him to do short vids inbetween streams for years. He even kept saying he would. But he just doesn’t. Sure the stream money has dried up but a lot of that is less to do with no one wanting to watch snd moreso he stopped doing reguler content.

It really is he is just a lazy fuck.

And that is funny.

He is going to ruin his life because he couldn’t be fucking bothered.

 

[RodgerDodger]

This is false. It's a normal mortgage. Revers mortgages are a different animal. He got a loan that collateralized with his house. He needed to pay monthly. He stopped paying.

I'm going to speculate that he mortgaged his free and clear paid for home, to take out a loan for some business expansion plan for his legal streaming empire. Then proceeded to blow it on black bulls and cocaine.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Remember, Nick has publicly boasted that he hates his kids enough he will never spend a dime to get them a college degree. It's way more important to him to put cocaine up his gigantic Jew nose.

Nick can’t be Jewish, he’s terrible at finance and he can’t blackmail people. He’s just a white bread ass nigga.

 

[RodgerDodger]

My $6k offer still stands. It's been in checking the entire time.

Have you found a place to live yet? Because we may have found your dream home.

 

[Not Who You Think]

This rigged bullshit needs to end. Nick cannot be allowed to be the lolcow who wins every time. He is so absolutely fucking stupid he deserves it, but he can't just cheat the other cows out of their deserved wins.

Agreed. A lot of the fun is lost when the contest is so one-sided and the tension is lost. Even if another cow somehow won, it would feel hollow because we would have to ignore Nick's catastrophic downfall to give them a chance. A lifetime achievement award for Nick is in order.

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[Logistical Nightmare]

I seem to remember one of nick’s main arguments about releasing the body cam footage being that he didn’t want FUNNY and WEIRD people online to know where his children slept. If they no longer sleep there, will he finally fold and let the body cam be released, or will he have to admit he’s just more bitch made than the ralphamale?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Have you found a place to live yet? Because we may have found your dream home.

I'd make sure to have a priest exorcise that place first. Who knows how much that's going to cost?

 

[verymuchawful]

This is an opportunity for Null to crowdfund for the funniest prank ever.

 

[Professional Noticer]

Seems he is not "Authorized to Practice Law = Not Authorized"

I thought this had happened a while ago already? I vagely remember this being featured already?

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

This is an opportunity for Null to crowdfund for the funniest prank ever.

It's remote and defensible. That could meet his requirements for a home... provided he doesn't mind searching every nook and cranny of the house for coke and balldos.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It looks like he bought several shitty paintings and also spent like 15k on a guitar signed by Kevin Costner?

And how much did he spend for caring for his children?

 

[Oxyjen]

It's remote and defensible. That could meet his requirements for a home... provided he doesn't mind searching every nook and cranny of the house for coke and balldos.

And the dessicated pug corpse behind the sink unit in the bathroom.

 

[Swole McPole]

More like “spend it on a black who will be in my wife.”

These niggers got suckered by the prosperity gospel. The vicar told them that the only sure fire route to abundance was to give away every damn penny you have to the first broke-ass nigger who asks for it.

Romaine and Ricardo? Here, have a pile of cash.
Abortion waitress? A thousand dollars for you.
Random instagram drug deealers. Take this cash.

$$$$$ MONEY COMETH TO ME NOW $$$$$$

 

[Infinite Monkeys]

Those poor kids are gonna go from living in a good community with home schooling to a trailer park because their retard parents decided to spend their wealth on booze, drugs and a whore.

 

[RodgerDodger]

And this nigger still pretends he has a Rumble deal.

He seems to have stopped paying the mortgage around when the Rumble deal expired.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

All this nigger needed to do was just stream some high profile trials a couple days of the week and not let other men fuck his wife. That's all.

 

[Flora Fox]

Have you found a place to live yet? Because we may have found your dream home.

Nightmare Crack Den is more like it.

 

[Bingusdingus]

Dunno if anyone has said it, but are going to pool in and buy the balldobunker? I'd kick in a couple hundred bucks for the biggest troll of all time